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bodick7

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On n'est pas tous fait pareil hé, hé
Exact.
Des fois je loue une chambre dans un vieux motel miteux.
On baise comme des chats de ruel dans une baignoire à remous vide désaffectée depuis trop longtemps.
Y'a du tape rouge dans le bain qui bouche les craques et les trous.
Il y a des miroirs en coin à moitié brisés. Je n'ai pas mes lunettes mais je peux tout voir parce qu'on est pratiquement collés dessus.
Ça a l'air un peu tordu de dire ça comme ça mais c'est tellement trash qu'on dirait que ça nous excite encore plus.
 
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I am always fully clothed when I greet people because in the unfortunate I have to kick someone out of my apartment, I don’t want to do so in a g string.
This has happened to me butt ass naked at a hotel… it’s when it was all done that I realized I had just fought someone off and kicked them out the door and into the hall way - butt. Ass. Naked.
 

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Exact.
Des fois je loue une chambre dans un vieux motel miteux.
On baise comme des chats de ruel dans une baignoire à remous vide désaffectée depuis trop longtemps.
Y'a du tape rouge dans le bain qui bouche les craques et les trous.
Il y a des miroirs en coin à moitié brisés. Je n'ai pas mes lunettes mais je peux tout voir parce qu'on est pratiquement collés dessus.
Ça a l'air un peu tordu de dire ça comme ça mais c'est tellement trash qu'on dirait que ça nous excite encore plus.
Tu voit, i like that too actually
 

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Ça a l'air un peu tordu de dire ça comme ça mais c'est tellement trash qu'on dirait que ça nous excite encore plus.
Je comprends l’idée mais perso je suis trop parano avec les punaises de lit, quand je voyage et couche à l’hôtel ça me prend une heure pour inspecter les moindres recoins. Pourtant je choisis des établissements très réputés et aussi après inspection je garoche le couvre lit dans un coin parce que ceux-ci ne sont jamais lavés ou changés.
 
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Une petite cuisine équipée minimalement pour celle qui aime grignoter

C’est un bon point pour les rendez-vous plus longs. Je sais que nous avons des verres, coupes de vin et de champagne. Des assiettes, bols et ustensiles mais je n’irais pas jusqu’à dire qu’on ait une batterie de cuisine.

Je pense qu’on pourrait peut-être se trouver une poêle au cas.
 

bodick7

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Je comprends l’idée mais perso je suis trop parano avec les punaises de lit, quand je voyage et couche à l’hôtel ça me prend une heure pour inspecter les moindres recoins. Pourtant je choisis des établissements très réputés et aussi après inspection je garoche le couvre lit dans un coin parce que ceux-ci ne sont jamais lavés ou changés.
Je mets mon stock ensemble sur l'armoire et on enlève les draps.
Remarque qu'i y a peu d'endroits sans risques... à part peut-être dans la baignoire vide. Ha!Ha!
 

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Both,

an SP leaving the room in a multi room apartment or leaving a Motel room set's my anxiety to 100.
To better comprehend your preoccupation a few questions please:

If she leaves the room before OR after sex, any difference for you?
Can you see a difference between leaving the bedroom in an apartment and a motel?

When you say leave the room in a motel I would guess she just changes place in the suite and not go out to run a few laps around the block?
But then again from reading this I prefer asking, just in case.
 

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There’s no way I’m gonna stay by your side for every single minute you booked me in a multihours booking.

My incall in Toronto is a one bedroom apartment. If I have to go get water, I’ll be in a different room.

Do you mean leaving the apartment/hotel room? Using the “main door”?
 
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Very simple, the lady I am with.
While I prefer a nice looking apartment with a clean shower comfortable bed and available parking I have been in a small motel that for sure I would never have stayed in but it didn’t make a difference as the lady I was with was amazing.
 

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You mean the fact that I sometimes have to go to the bathroom (usually while fully naked), makes you anxious? We are human, we might need to get water or to pee.
To better comprehend your preoccupation a few questions please:

If she leaves the room before OR after sex, any difference for you?
Can you see a difference between leaving the bedroom in an apartment and a motel?

When you say leave the room in a motel I would guess she just changes place in the suite and not go out to run a few laps around the block?
But then again from reading this I prefer asking, just in case.
There’s no way I’m gonna stay by your side for every single minute you booked me in a multihours booking.

My incall in Toronto is a one bedroom apartment. If I have to go get water, I’ll be in a different room.

Do you mean leaving the apartment/hotel room? Using the “main door”?

Clearly you aren't using your heads at all with these silly statements.

If you would actually think using what i've said as in "I've been scammed twice in the past" you would actually be able to reasonbly deduce that i'm talking about me walking in giving you the cash you leaving the room/motel and then suddenly 2 guys come into the room.

If we have touched, or kissed, or been intimate you wanna leave the room go ahead at that point I know it's safe.
 

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Clearly you aren't using your heads at all with these silly statements.
Well my friend you may be right but then again, silly me, didn't get scammed not just once, but twice.
 
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Clearly you aren't using your heads at all with these silly statements.

There’s absolutely no need to be condescending. We weren’t sure we understood correctly so we asked several questions.

3 different individuals misunderstood you btw…
 

Cap'tain Fantastic

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Clearly you aren't using your heads at all with these silly statements.

If you would actually think using what i've said as in "I've been scammed twice in the past" you would actually be able to reasonbly deduce that i'm talking about me walking in giving you the cash you leaving the room/motel and then suddenly 2 guys come into the room.
You clearly didn’t use your own head on these two bookings. :rolleyes:
 

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Hooks in the bathroom to hang your towel and clothes. Small but important detail. At agency incall they're often missing.

Yes that’s a must, no one wants to put their clothes on the countertop that’s probably wet or not large enough
 

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Lights, music, drinks. Maybe bottle water, juice, beer, i dont do incall much but did euphorias a couple times and didnt care for it, dark as hell in there, pindrop silence, tap water only drink abailable, felt like a business near closing time that turns almost everything off trying to get you to leave, should be more atmospheric not like im at a wake
 
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