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What makes it the perfect incall space?

lovethaifood

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He means pug I think hahah

In any case, if a dog licks your ass during action, the first problem is that the bedroom door was open. Definitely do not keep an animal inside the room where any intimacy happens, for hygienic reasons and also some people are allergic.. Just common sense. The solution is never to punch a dog :(
Yeah, you are different level of evil to hurt an animal. Maybe he did mean Pug.
 

bodick7

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He means pug I think hahah

In any case, if a dog licks your ass during action, the first problem is that the bedroom door was open. Definitely do not keep an animal inside the room where any intimacy happens, for hygienic reasons and also some people are allergic.. Just common sense. The solution is never to punch a dog :(
The dog probably wanted too much intimacy with the client... I have a dog who just want to give a lick on face to anyone going in my place. Most like it and can control before the lick happen but some doesn't like it...
I got a friend (she was a trainer) who just poked him with a finger. Dogs understand very rapidly you need to get back your space. Better method than punching...
 

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If you have time and feel generous please answer those questions:

Do you care about robes?

Would you be uncomfortable if the condo had more than one bedroom?

Is the parking situation a deal breaker?

How do you feel about the fancy condos that require you to sign the visitor book?

What are some basic items that absolutely SHOULD be in the apartment?


Thank you!
 
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Cap'tain Fantastic

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Do you care about robes?

No, I wouldn’t wear it

Would you be uncomfortable if the condo had more than one bedroom?

Not really but I would not want it to be busy with another client while I’m there

Is the parking situation a deal breaker?

Not at all, when in the city I avoid driving

How do you feel about the fancy condos that require you to sign the visitor book?

I don’t care, nobody should since we can sign with a fake name

What are some basic items that absolutely SHOULD be in the apartment?

Condoms, mouthwash, drinking water, a shower with different soap options, big clean towel and maybe a bed! :p
 

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Do you care about robes?
Yes - Great addition to an incall

Would you be uncomfortable if the condo had more than one bedroom?
I think a 1 bedroom apartment or a loft is ideal. I would not be uncomfortable with more rooms, but if there is ANY indication that there is someone else in the apartment that would cause an issue

Is the parking situation a deal breaker?

No

How do you feel about the fancy condos that require you to sign the visitor book?

I have been to some high-end places with concierge, security and even separate elevators and entrances. The person expecting guests should be able to sign them in without the visiting party leaving a signature

What are some basic items that absolutely SHOULD be in the apartment?

One time use-slippers, mouthwash, mood lights, glasses and some bottled water
 

Sylar

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Never thought of that. They provide slides when I go to the nail salon. Crocs like slides so I assume they are easy to clean.
That's not what i meant though. I am referring to those plush hotel or spa slippers that will be disposed after use.

I don't know hot your usual clients are that they can pull off Crocs and still keep you horny. :p
 

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That's not what i meant though. I am referring to those plush hotel or spa slippers that will be disposed after use.

I don't know hot your usual clients are that they can pull off Crocs and still keep you horny. :p

Yes I know but I doubt I’d be able to do that in Montreal, that incall is more environment friendly. My Toronto one is different and we do offer bottled water and other single use things.
 

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Anyone old enough to have seen The Lover (1992), with Jane March?

I remember being severely turned on by the fact that they were essentially making mad, passionate love in a street-level room with nothing but bamboo blinds separating them from the hustle and bustle of a busy market street.

Maybe not an ideal long term incall spot, but I would definitely love to try that out!
 
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Anyone old enough to have seen The Lover (1992), with Jane March?

I remember being severely turned on by the fact that they were essentially making mad, passionate love in a street-level room with nothing but bamboo blinds separating them from the hustle and bustle of a busy market street.

Maybe not an ideal long term incall spot, but I would definitely love to try that out!
The sex scenes in The Lover are soooo hot. Couldn't agree more. And Jane March! Oh baby!
 

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Do you care about robes?
Never thought of it but could be nice if true assurances of it's cleanliness were available

Would you be uncomfortable if the condo had more than one bedroom?
Probably be comfortable as long as there wasn't someone else it there at the same time as I was in the other...

Is the parking situation a deal breaker?
I drive to incalls, so easy parking, within a short walking distance to the incall is a must

How do you feel about the fancy condos that require you to sign the visitor book?
That would be a little too much personal information... unless I use an alias

What are some basic items that absolutely SHOULD be in the apartment?
Mouthwash, drinking water, a shower with unscented soap options, big clean towel, mirrors...
 
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Do you care about robes?
Never thought of it but could be nice if true assurances of it's cleanliness were available

I love having robes because I hate when men shower and then put their underwear back on. What was the point of showering if you’re gonna go back to your maybe sweaty boxers?
 

marky mark

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I love having robes because I hate when men shower and then put their underwear back on. What was the point of showering if you’re gonna go back to your maybe sweaty boxers?
You mean guys actually do that?! WTF??
What did they think the shower was for?
Wrap the towel around yourself!
But hey, robes? That's next level comfort. Means you can, shower and then socialize and flirt for a bit in comfort.
LC, it's this attention to detail that puts you at the head of class!
;)
 
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