What`s the longest Penis that you`ve ever seen or heard of.

[cloudsurf]

One sp told me that she once saw a pro baseball player and when he dropped his pants she thought he brought his bat.
Another sp told me that a Brazilian friend of hers had a penis that reached down to his knees.
Many years ago, before digital cameras, a married woman showed me a picture that her husband kept of an African guy whose penis was tied in a knot and still almost reached his knees. Imagine if he starts getting hard...does the knot untie or gets tighter ?

 

[Julia Sky]

A native guy in Alberta. I think it was 2-3 inches thick not even kidding. Can't put a number on it but it was very thick. I did things I cant even believe I did. XD

I also know a black dude who's dick goes down to his knees when soft.

 

[jalimon]

After sex abused and jfk assassination this thread is a bit of fresh air!

Julia you do no find this one awkward?

I am happy to say I did not saw many penis in my life but I did saw a monstrous one once. The guy was not really happy as women found him too big.

My penis is probably the part of me I like the most. It's a tad longer then average but not too long. And it still stand still on demand, without pills. Just really hope it would release on demand too. Got to work on that.

Cheers,

 

[jalimon]

I also know a black dude who's dick goes down to his knees when soft.

And he buys parachute to use as condoms?

Cheers,

 

[Julia Sky]

And he buys parachute to use as condoms?

Cheers,

Dont know, I just felt it through his jeans, never saw him naked hahaha. But he's the kind of guy to not buy condoms at all... I wouldn't even want to know.

 

[hungry101]

I understand that Hollywood legend Milton Berle also had a legendary penis. Howard Sterns used to always talk about and say things like he was hung like Milton Berle. Legend has it that Uncle Milte's schlong was 13 inches long. Back in the day, many la petite Quebecoise SPs used to advertise No Black men and No Milton Berle!

But seriously, the biggest one I ever laid eyes on had to be the SP I picked up in Thialand that I thought was a genetic female. It probably was not but what a cultural shock that was. Ummm there was the time that I recruited my friend to fill-in as a sub in a sports league. (He happened to be my friend that I have brought to Montreal twice. An African born black guy.) After the team shower and when we were out for beer the conversation went as follows:

Team member #1: "Did you see that guy? Jesus Christ, it looked like a gas hose!"
Team Member #2: "Come on! You're not supposed to be looking at that."
Team Member #3: "Well how the hell ya supposed to miss that?"
Me: "He's hung like Milton Berle"


Below is a serious discussion about the length of Milton Berle's penis:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=259640

 

[rollingstone]

I have to say for this thread to work it has to be actual sightings, not seen or felt through clothing

I don't dispute that the guy may have well had a dick that reached his knees when soft, but for something so rare it would have to been a naked viewing and standing up for it to count. I once came across porn where these guys had penises that were unreal, but in the comments section it said they were prosthetic and that is why all the men in the video wore masks, they did not want to be seen using one. I don't know if it was true, but none of the men in those vids showed their face.

I'll be honest though I never really give it much thought. I am told by SPs that I am big but I chalk it up to being part of the service.

 

[Mr. Rhino]

A few SPs have told me about bat sized penises, I suspect there are all sorts of shapes and sizes out there. Having a big one is not always a plus. These guys were refused service.

 

[edjohnson]

A few SPs have told me about bat sized penises, I suspect there are all sorts of shapes and sizes out there. Having a big one is not always a plus. These guys were refused service.

Look in the lounge on the toronto escort review board. Its either 10/28 or 10/29. a story about a young man with a 3 footer. any girls out there want to take him on LOL

 

[Uhaul]

An SP told me of one that was 14 in, and it was curved like a banana.

 

[Julia Sky]

I'm very surprised no one wrote "mine lololol" yet ound:

 

[Behaved]

I'm very surprised no one wrote "mine lololol" yet ound:

I thought it would come out too. Although I did remember the "average cock" scene from Everybody Wants Some!!.

 

[Mr. Atoz]

If you have been a long time hobbyist or a SP then you know there are all shapes and sizes out there. As long as it works, that is all that counts. I was told by an SP that she saw one that was nearly a foot long that was all skin and looked like a potato. It was non functional.

 

[Julia Sky]

I'm not sure what causes some penises to have extra thick skin (like almost a fucking inch thick of skin) but it kind of disgusts me. It looks like the result of wayyyyy too much masturbating or like it's swollen from an untreated STD. It disgusts me.

Hope I'm not offending anyone. But gosh.

 

[cloudsurf]

Julia are you talking about foreskin or shaft skin.
I suppose some pricks have thick skin and others like trump have thin skin

 

[Julia Sky]

The whole shaft skin.

 

[Penhold]

I remember there was a guy on one of the boards whose handle was "kickstand". Unfortunately, there was nothing to say whether he was a very tall dude (in which case it would be impressive) or actually a very, very short guy, in which case "ho hum". LOL

I wonder what they do for condoms?

 

[Ricky bonds]

I've heard of a member here on merb that has a guiness world record type of shlong that in circumference is almost the thickness of the bottom of a 1 litre perrier bottle and the length of a forearm. But apparently he warns ahead of this lol. The funniest is girls dont seem to ask for measurements or size reference and see him probably assuming his shlong is just long or bigger than average, but almost faint when they see the size of the thing when its soft lol. I shit you not.
(What the hell kind of condoms fit this dude and does he faint from all the blood going there when erect? Those are my questions)

 

[Loblaw]

There are never to alike out there. When I was going to school I knew a girl that worked part time in a convalescence home for invalids. They had to wear diapers and had their asses wiped by someone else. This girl told me that there were patients with foot long bloated penises that were in that state permanently. Basically it was a blob of skin to piss through and probably not functional sexually. There was a hermaphrodite with both penis and vagina and women that had deformed vaginas. The question is, would you want a huge one just for show.

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

A friend of mine has a huge dick, he says many times a girl he picks up refused to let him fuck her, they are all willing to give him a hand job but that is it.