What is the creepiest thing you ever seen, told by, did with a SP, Massage/SC girl

[Ichiro Honda]

At an incall a lady could not find her dildo, so she improvised with a banana. The creepy part is after she fed the banana to her dog.

 

[heliragedeleted]

Sounds like a good plot for horror porn movie. I’d call it the ´feeding of the dogs’, just to get into ambience.

 

[cloudsurf]

Then what ….did the dog lick out her pussy to get the last drop ?

 

[Nokia]

One of my ATFs told me of a time a guy came to see her and after paying her he was really reluctant to take his clothes off. He kept delaying and finally he just told her he wanted to leave. I do not think it was her looks as she is very presentable 8.5/10 all the time. My guess is that it was nerves.

 

[alphonso]

I once went to see a lady for private massage, when I arrived it was a guy in a wig and skirt. I took off! I have seen others here on MERB reporting the same thing, some guys were not as lucky as I was to realize what was happening.

 

[Antonio Scarpacci]

My crotch launcher is one of the best the ladies have ever seen. They often tell me that other people do not have such abilities. I have Clintoned many dresses at massage parlors. There have even been a few ladies that have accidentally COFed themselves.

 

[Chef Boyardee]

An SP actually said this to me angrily, You mean you are seeing other people!

 

[Hydargoos]

Moi, c'était lorsque j'ai entendu une fille sniffer sa drogue dans les toilettes. C'était ma pire rencontre avec une des courtisanes de de Devilish. Très jolie fille mais elle avait une des pires attitudes que j'ai vu. Je ne suis pas un partisan de drogues alors, pendant les rencontres, c'est quelque chose que je ne supporte pas

 

[lady_lover]

I think that's a little too personal...

 

[Cmdr. Krill]

So I`m having this long text conversations with one of my favourite escorts and out of the blue she messages me that a guy is snorting blow out of her ass as she is chatting with me. This just happened 10 minutes ago.

I have no idea what the appeal of sniffing blo from someones ass is. The danger is that the anus is a mucus membrane and can absorb stimulants just like the inner mucus membrane of the nose. She could OD by absorbing the blo from her anus.

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

^^^^^ Stevie Nicks used to have her roadies blow coke up her ass, roadies had it rough back in the day
Also to note, to OD you would probably need a few grams to completely dissolve right in the bung hole all at once.

 

[Cmdr. Krill]

There are too many variables, such as.........................how much coke is on the anus, if there is fingering or penetration, if liquid is mixed with blo ( cum or natural secretions from the girl ), if she has taken additional blo in the usual manner.

 

[johnOfChina]

La raison pourquoi je fait très attention au touriste sexuelle est le suivant:

Bangkok, Thaïlande
Un ami de mon père se rend à un bordel avec une vingtaine de fille tous numéroté. Il voit sa nièce parmi les filles. Au lieu de quitter ou fuir, il décide de payer la liberté de sa nièce en offrant de l'argent au pimp.

Je ne peux juste pas imaginer la réaction de cet homme.

 

[Hydargoos]

@JohnOfChina: Honnêtement, je n'irais pas faire du tourisme sexuel dans des places comme ça où les femmes sont traitées comme des esclaves. Je n'encourage pas ça. Moi, si la femme ne semble pas vouloir être la, ça m'ôte toutes mes envies

 

[Clubman]

Saw an sp a long while back that came into my hotel room and insisted on checking all the cupboards, drawers and the bathroom very thoroughly telling me some people hide there friends in cupboards and they come out after she enters the room, I’m sorry that’s happened to someone and they’re paranoid but it was still very weird having someone ransack my room asking me if I’m alone or not haha not to bad compared to others but still weird to me

 

[czar]

This happened last week. Went to see Mandy as advertised on 123 in Pierrefonds. Mature Asian woman who does anal. She’s not bad looking. Probably mid 40s. The whole thing was pretty mechanical. She almost times each service... a little bbbj, «*ok now you fuck my pussy*» Ok! «*You want to fuck my ass now?*» ok! She gets on all fours at the edge of the bed and sticks her ass in the air, ass cheeks spread wide. She’s pretty loose there...I’m pretty big and I popped in easily with a little lube. Pounded her really hard and deep... she even complained asking me not to go so deep. Blow my load and we’re done. So far a descent basic experience.

Now the creepy part. We go to washroom to clean up. I pull off the dome...a little brown at the tip...and toss into toilet...she jumps in the shower. Wait for it... she unscrews the shower head from the hose... it’s one of those handheld showers. She then takes the hose and shoves it in her ass to give herself an enema! Well... in a matter of seconds she pulls the hose out and chunks of shit fall out of her ass into the bathtub! Holy shit...literally! But wait...she’s not done... she then picks up the chunks and tosses them into the toilet! Lol...I was speechless!

She was very pleasant about the whole thing... seemed like this was her normal routine after getting it in the ass.

Anyway... got dressed and left. I don’t think I’ll go back... a little traumatized!

Czar

 

[laid_back_alex]

I just threw up in my mouth. Damn, I should not have read this before bed.

 

[hungry101]

Czar - that was a pretty disgusting story. That may be the most efficient way for her to clean up after a date like that but did she have to show you that? Like they say, it is best not to know how the sausage is made.

 

[Flyingby]

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Anyway... got dressed and left. I don’t think I’ll go back... a little traumatized!

Czar

I can’t believe you ended this with. I don’t THINK I’ll go back. Is there any chance you will go back?

 

[czar]

I can’t believe you ended this with. I don’t THINK I’ll go back. Is there any chance you will go back?

Lol! I meant that to be funny....!