What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

[Flyingby]

In the civilian world you have to get lucky or work the idea, then the act, into you and your partner's sex life over time (a long time). In this world? Just find the right sp (hint: some of them advertise here and are very open and forthcoming about it).

I know some offer and really like it
I mean to have an sp just take your dick and stick it in her ass as I have read in some review.
No need to know who
Just tips on how you got her there
No need for real world tips
Fake world is enough

 

[philonius]

I know some offer and really like it
I mean to have an sp just take your dick and stick it in her ass as I have read in some review.
No need to know who
Just tips on how you got her there
No need for real world tips
Fake world is enough

The only way I've had an sp consider it (that doesn't explicitly offer Greek) was with some enthusiastic and extended DATO, which led to a couple digits but then she came and we switched positions. It might eventually get there but, like the civilian way, it will take time and trust if at all. Maybe @Anong or @randolph have some tips.

EDIT: for those that offer it? DATO and slow digits to start, while kissing or eating pussy, sometimes gets me the Canada's Wonderland Fast-Pass skipping right to anal.

 

[sin]

When my fav regular says “I’d like it in my ass today"

Similar: « Please, fuck me in the ass! It’s been three weeks since I had greek… »

 

[hennesy]

"Lick my ass, bitch" --Charlie (Euphoria)

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

Here’s a funny one for you. So, as you know , I’m lightning fast in bed , not because I can’t control myself because, let’s be honest, the service provider isn’t exactly here for a romantic getaway. I’m just here to handle business… my business.

Last time, I was chilling with a service provider , both smoking a cigarette on my couch, getting all warmed up, you know, classy foreplay. Things escalated in the living room (as they always do), and boom I was done.

She looks at me, completely unimpressed, and says in French: Mon tabarnak, ma cigarette est à moitié, et t’as déjà fini? Yeah. That’s when I realized I’d just been outlasted by a cigarette. Felt like a world class idiot.

 

[Enjoying life]

Here’s a funny one for you. So, as you know , I’m lightning fast in bed , not because I can’t control myself because, let’s be honest, the service provider isn’t exactly here for a romantic getaway. I’m just here to handle business… my business.

Last time, I was chilling with a service provider , both smoking a cigarette on my couch, getting all warmed up, you know, classy foreplay. Things escalated in the living room (as they always do), and boom I was done.

She looks at me, completely unimpressed, and says in French: Mon tabarnak, ma cigarette est à moitié, et t’as déjà fini? Yeah. That’s when I realized I’d just been outlasted by a cigarette. Felt like a world class idiot.

Sometimes things don’t go as planned!

 

[philonius]

Recently, as I was working my way downtown, I was pulling the hips of her panties up in a gentle wedgie, making her moan a bit, so when I get down the front of her I ask her and she responds, "Keep them on." Working around and through her black panties until they were soaked all the way through, pulling them to the side in order to fuck, we kept them on right to the end. 6th Man Award - Black Panties

 

[licknsplit]

Sometimes words are not said, but the action that follows speaks volumes.
With a well-known, now retired, MP (yes, not an SP!), both of us kneeling with her back to me, she lubes herself and my member and inserts me all the way to Greece.
Totally unexpected and a memory to last a lifetime.