When and where to find vacationing hotties to hump in Europe ?

[CaptRenault]

One small question: If I have to choose between Sharks and Mainhatten, should I choose Sharks?. You said Mainhatten is quite small...
Or should I try to indulge in both?
I am there on Tuesday and Wednesday...March 28th and 29th.
I am going to use the airbus from the Frankfurt airport to Darmstadt for Sharks..which I believe is 10 Euro each way..
Mainhatten is right smack in the middle of the downtown core..so no problems getting to this one.
I won't be able to rent a car...not too comfortable driving in Germany since never been there.

Azzaro,

I think your "plan" is hopelessly over-ambitious. You are vastly underestimating the challenges involved in finding your way to the places you say you want to visit in such a short amount of time.

Have you planned where you are going to stay while in the Frankfurt area? There is no place that would be convenient for both Mainhatten and Sharks. You should choose hotels carefully by price, location and accesibility to public transportation.

Mainhatten is in the city of Frankfurt but it is definitely not "...right smack in the middle of the downtown core." You need to take a streetcar there that you can catch at the main train station and travel about 11 stops. It takes about 35-45 minutes. Then you have to walk several hundred yards to find the club hidden behind a bunch of industrial/commercial buildings.

If you are staying the downtown area, you should just take a taxi to get there. It would cost you about 15 Euros one way.

Sharks is much harder to find and reach. Darmstadt is an outer suburb of Frankfurt. It would be an expensive taxi ride from downtown. You can get somewhat close to it by public transport but it's a fairly complicated route and not easy for a newbie.

If this is your first trip to Germany, I would pick one city such as Frankfurt or Berlin and stay there for more than just two days. If you can only stay two days in Frankfurt, then stay downtown and go to Mainhatten two nights and forget Sharks or Oase. If you can stay in Frankfurt longer, say 4 or 5 days then you might have time to figure out how to navigate to the clubs on the outskirts of Frankfurt like Sharks or Oase.

I think you are getting caught up in FKK newbie hype and you are neglecting to carefully plan the details of your trip. The FKKs can be a wonderful experience but they are also a potential minefield for a newbie like you. Many of the girls are "sharks" and they can smell an over-enthusiastic newbie like you from far away. They will take advantage of you if you don't approach the experience with careful planning.

 

[azzaro]

Azzaro,

I think your "plan" is hopelessly over-ambitious. You are vastly underestimating the challenges involved in finding your way to the places you say you want to visit in such a short amount of time.

Have you planned where you are going to stay while in the Frankfurt area? There is no place that would be convenient for both Mainhatten and Sharks. You should choose hotels carefully by price, location and accesibility to public transportation.

Mainhatten is in the city of Frankfurt but it is definitely not "...right smack in the middle of the downtown core." You need to take a streetcar there that you can catch at the main train station and travel about 11 stops. It takes about 35-45 minutes. Then you have to walk several hundred yards to find the club hidden behind a bunch of industrial/commercial buildings.

If you are staying the downtown area, you should just take a taxi to get there. It would cost you about 15 Euros one way.

Sharks is much harder to find and reach. Darmstadt is an outer suburb of Frankfurt. It would be an expensive taxi ride from downtown. You can get somewhat close to it by public transport but it's a fairly complicated route and not easy for a newbie.

If this is your first trip to Germany, I would pick one city such as Frankfurt or Berlin and stay there for more than just two days. If you can only stay two days in Frankfurt, then stay downtown and go to Mainhatten two nights and forget Sharks or Oase. If you can stay in Frankfurt longer, say 4 or 5 days then you might have time to figure out how to navigate to the clubs on the outskirts of Frankfurt like Sharks or Oase.

I think you are getting caught up in FKK newbie hype and you are neglecting to carefully plan the details of your trip. The FKKs can be a wonderful experience but they are also a potential minefield for a newbie like you. Many of the girls are "sharks" and they can smell an over-enthusiastic newbie like you from far away. They will take advantage of you if you don't approach the experience with careful planning.

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Yes you are right. ... 2 days is too short. But I have my hotel (Meininger) a 10 minute walk from Terminal 2 at Frankfurt international. Very nice area compared to the hotels by the Main train station. Lots of air hostesses stay there. Maybe I will get lucky?...lol. I have researched getting to Sharks by train.

It's about Euro 17 for a zone 5 public transit pass for the day that includes Darmstadt. A youtube video from a hobbyist I presume showed me exactly how to get there. So .. that is ALL I am gonna indulge in...Sharks...rest is trying to see the Stadel Museum and Goethe University. I appreciate all the fellow hobbyists advice so so much...Thanks to you ALL !... Cheers!

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[hungry101]

Azzaro,

Mainhatten two nights and forget Sharks or Oase. If you can stay in Frankfurt longer, say 4 or 5 days then you might have time to figure out how to navigate to the clubs on the outskirts of Frankfurt like Sharks or Oase.

I think you are getting caught up in FKK newbie hype and you are neglecting to carefully plan the details of your trip. The FKKs can be a wonderful experience but they are also a potential minefield for a newbie like you. Many of the girls are "sharks" and they can smell an over-enthusiastic newbie like you from far away. They will take advantage of you if you don't approach the experience with careful planning.

The good captain has a point. I remember my first trip and my second trip. The places were damn hard to find. But, it's been 5 years, and I am excited to use Google maps.

I remember, I had a rental car, and after flying all night, my plan was to first get a cash advance in euros on my CC, 2nd, find Oase and then 3rd, go check into my hotel in Bad Humburg or bad hamburger or something like that. Well, I got my money and I found Oase and I went inisde at about noon and I didn't come out until I ran out of cash and then it was back to the ATM and back to Oase. I found my hotel at about 1AM.

My advice is to rent a car and then make sure that you have Google Maps on your phone and find one of these big clubs: World, Oase, or Sharks and then stay there.

The next morning I woke up in Bad Humburg and I was back at Oase. The plan to find other clubs went out the window. It was the next trip that I found Word and then it was back to Oase 3 straight days.

For me, Europe is a tough place to get to on a regular basis. I think you should pick a club but pick a big club and stick to it.

Also, I went into the room with a small notepad and a pencil....do not do this. Never mention International Sex Guide. You are not in Montreal. The girls do not like their review site.

I remember there was this bad-ass chick from Poland. A spinner with long black hair down to the base of her ass and a big tattoo on her side. She looked like Montreal's Kate from GoodGirls She was my first ever session. She was on me doggie and we were fucking and I asked her a question. She said "Do you want to talk or fuck?" She turned out to a bit of a bitch. I wrote her review and a year later I ran into some guys from my home state who had got into it with her and we were talking. "You were the guy that wrote that review..."

Forget about comparing the FKK to the Montreal GFE with near 100% success. Keep your wits about you and enjoy. Ahh I can't wait.

I want to try this one in Cologne

http://www.samya.de/gallery/index.php?gid=1411&pid=3454

 

[jalimon]

Jalimon,

I can believe a few guys ran from Apricots.

The girls you linked to look great, so you have good taste.

But look at the current line-up

Sandra is there, and she looks great and has a fantastic review I read somewhere, TER I think.

But look at the first chick that appears in the Girls Barcelona link on the apricots site. Carla the Executive. She is an old broad, as Hungry would say, and a bit of a larger one at that.

One thing about European agencies and brothels is that they certainly have a variety, and I don't always mean that in a good way. This is why honest reviews are so important.

Good taste? Yes ok. But honestly I got completely ripped off because I was a newbie in Amsterdam and Vienna that when I got to Barcelona I decided I would do things differently. I called the booker at Apricots and told her I wanted to meet her. She was kind of surprise. I ask what did she like, chocolate, alcool... So upon her answer I brought her chocolate and Sambuca. Then I told her I was there 2 days and I wanted to meet 3 girls per day, only the best. The one that everyone wanted to see.

I do agree with you that if you look at the current rooster, it seems things have changed As I wrote, it's not good that top Barcelona agency have 80% of girls from south-america... Somethings wrong...

Cheers,

 

[transatlantic]

Getting GFE in FKK is more difficult than Montreal agencies. Some girls don't even kiss. If DFK is important, you better get that clarified before going to the room.

Was at GoldenTime and Living Room today. Living Room has a better lineup than GoldenTime. As indicated before, GT has a older lineup (above 25). Living Room lineup is younger.

Also want to mention, in Hessen clubs, wearing a towel is the norm (but some clubs such as sharks do offer robes). Whereas in NRW, robes are the norm.

 

[lady_lover]

I've been to Artemis in Berlin about 7 years ago. It was quite an experience.
First, you have to take off all your clothes and you are given a towel that is only big enough to sit on. Inside there is a large bar and there are many hotties all over the place. I was under no pressure and if one I didn't like came too close I asked her if she spoke english and almost all did not.
But this one girl, OMG was she beautiful. Student about 22 years old, long blond hair down to her waist. We started up a conversation for about 1 hour over a few drinks. She was a biology student and I'm a chemist, so we had lots of science between us... Unlike bars in Paris or elsewhere where the working girls try to get you to buy overpriced drinks, the Beers were 5 euros and the bubbly which she drank was 10 euros a bottle (beer sized). We really hit it off well so went off to one of the rooms. All sex was protected, but really hot. We really got into each other. After about 30 minutes, we left the room and she freshened up and we sat t the bar for another hour talking...then another session. Total cost was 140 euros for the girl and about 40 for the bar tab. Totally reasonable and totally amazing.

 

[azzaro]

Getting GFE in FKK is more difficult than Montreal agencies. Some girls don't even kiss. If DFK is important, you better get that clarified before going to the room............

Are you gonna go to Sharks in Frankfurt as well?. I will be there in Frankfurt March 28th and 29th staying at the Meininger Airport.

 

[ShyMan]

Pay attention to what Transatlantic and Hungry101 are recommending.

While I am not a German hobbyist, I have been to some large European brothels and I have also seen things outside of North America, a few of which I wish I could unsee.

It is easy to get biased by a place like Montreal where almost all the sex workers, particularly those on merb, are cute young things.

. . .

I am not trying to be critical of Germany and I have no doubt that if Transatlantic and Hungry101 say there are very hot women at a place like Shark's and Oase that are great fucks, what they say is true. But I know that Germany is a relatively poor country compared to the U.S. and Canada and it is very uninhibited in terms of sex. So there may well be a big unreviewed brothel somewhere near a place like the Frankfurt train station with incredibly low prices, but you might be horrified at what you might find there . . .

Reviews from trusted sources are invaluable when traveling overseas. Shit you find on the Internet is not. I have been burned a few times overseas by fake pictures and exagerated promises.

I was was thinking about taking European delivery of my next German car and visit an FKK in Germany. But I'm now having seconds thoughts; I'm familiar with Montréal and the girls there are HOT. But I may tour a FKK just for the experience. I do love Barcelona so maybe parlay a trip there. I want to try Finland but it will likely be different to find an escort who is a native Finnish.

 

[hungry101]

Getting GFE in FKK is more difficult than Montreal agencies. Some girls don't even kiss. If DFK is important, you better get that clarified before going to the room.

Was at GoldenTime and Living Room today. Living Room has a better lineup than GoldenTime. As indicated before, GT has a older lineup (above 25). Living Room lineup is younger.

Also want to mention, in Hessen clubs, wearing a towel is the norm (but some clubs such as sharks do offer robes). Whereas in NRW, robes are the norm.

I have to say in my limited experience (5 visits to Oase and 1 to World) I always had DFK. Has something changed? I one time had a girl refuse it outside the room while we were waiting for a vacancy. However, once inside she warmed up. But you should clarify what you want and what you are willing to pay prior to going into the room. I agree.

Also, Oase always had robes. World was just a towel. Has this changed?

I was was thinking about taking European delivery of my next German car and visit an FKK in Germany. But I'm now having seconds thoughts; I'm familiar with Montréal and the girls there are HOT. But I may tour a FKK just for the experience. I do love Barcelona so maybe parlay a trip there. I want to try Finland but it will likely be different to find an escort who is a native Finnish.

You need to go just to see it. There is nothing like it in this hobby world! Service is just not as consistent as Montreal.

 

[ShyMan]

Patron -- there's reallly no advantage except to drive on the autobahn but it's so congested now such that I'd be lucky to drive faster than 120 miles per kilometer. BMW offers 5% discount and Mercedes offers 7%.

Okay , hungry101 -- I'll make it a point to stop by a couple of high end FKK in Germany, hopefully this summer.

 

[ssj3]

Patron, besides the discount on the car sometimes you get a tour of the factory and you get to drive it around Europe. When you're ready to leave you take it to a port and then they ship it to the U.S. for you. It's more for the experience than anything else.

 

[ShyMan]

Thanks for the tip Patron; I'll make sure to practice safe fucking at FKK's; my dick might fall off but I'll have a new car to drive at home (my limping should be gone when the car arrives at my local dealership; it takes about 4 weeks for shipping.

 

[CaptRenault]

I was was thinking about taking European delivery of my next German car and visit an FKK in Germany. But I'm now having seconds thoughts; I'm familiar with Montréal and the girls there are HOT. But I may tour a FKK just for the experience...

If you can afford the trip, the car and have the time to drive it around for 7-10 days or so, the I would highly recommend the European delivery option for your next car. I have visited the Porsche, Mercedes and BMW museums and delivery centers and based on my observations, I think it would be a fantastic experience. If you like German cars, then there is no better way to experience them than driving them on the roads they were designed for.

I have driven quite a bit in Germany and in general I would say it's the best driving experience in the world. While driving through cities and towns can be challenging and annoying (because of speed cameras and congestion), once you get outside the urban areas driving in Germany is pure joy. The roads (both autobahns and secondary roads) are very high in quality and the drivers are more skilled and attentive than North American drivers. There are lots of great sights to see and beautiful scenery. There are plenty of rural areas that have light traffic.

I also highly recommend the FKK experience. It's different from the escort scene in Montreal. You have to be patient and choose girls carefully, but since you can interact with the girls before you go to a room (or the kino :eyebrows you can increase your chances of having a good experience. Even though the standard session is 30 minutes, I have found that I have a better experience when I carefully choose the right girl and take her for at least one hour.

I love Montreal as much as anyone, but I have enjoyed my trips to Germany just as much as I have enjoyed those to Montreal. Germany takes more planning and costs more (when you consider all the costs) but it is well worth it. However, I can't emphasize enough the value of planning and research when it comes to undertaking an FKK trip to Germany for the first time. There is a ton of helpful information on ISG and a bunch of guys here on MERB who have some significant experience. If you decide to go, then take advantage of all those sources of info.

For the record, I have visited these FKK clubs: Artemis in Berlin, Oase outside of Frankfurt, World outside of Frankfurt, Prestige in Neunkirchen, Samya in Cologne, Sharks in Darmstadt, Sunshine in Munich, Mainhatten in Frankfurt and Palace in Frankfurt. I've also been to Globe in Zurich and Goldentime in Vienna. Some were better than others but they were all very good. :thumb:

 

[azzaro]

I just bought an HD action cam (not GoPro) and the best selfie stick on the market. But I know I have to be careful around the main central Train station in Frankfurt (quite seedy). I plan to use it a lot filming at the touristy places around Frankfurt and if time permits Barcelona as well :smile: . I would recommend a car dash cam for Shyguy.

 

[hungry101]

I forgot. Flying around Europe can me cheaper then renting a car. Veuling - I am flying to Barcelona for 40$ from France. Oh sure, I have to sit out on the wing.

 

[ShyMan]

Thanks for the great insights CaptRenault! I love visiting Germany! I derseve a few trips to FKK's especially for caring for my terminally sick mother daily!

Thanks azzaro for your trip reports and tips. Great idea on the dash cam for driving around Europe, especially Barcelona.

For certain, flying and take train trips within Europe are more inexpensive and a lot more enjoyable, hungry101. I once took a train trip from Nice to Rome; great trip and great people on the train.

 

[jalimon]

I forgot. Flying around Europe can me cheaper then renting a car. Veuling - I am flying to Barcelona for 40$ from France. Oh sure, I have to sit out on the wing.

One of my client who lives in Frankfurt told me last week that on some week-ends he simply goes to the Airport with his girlfriend and buys the cheapest ticket out there and spends the week-end in Greece, Portugal, Spain... They do that usually twice per month. He rarely pays more than 100 euro per ticket.

Imagine if you guys out there could come to Montreal from new-york, boston or toronto for 80$... Sometime less...

Cheers,

 

[oobe]

Flying around Europe can me cheaper then renting a car.

Always check that the airport you're flying to/from is indeed the main one and not a peripheral one for which the shuttle will cost you more than the flight!
For instance: Beauvais instead of Paris, Charleroi for Brussels... Vueling seems better than, say, Ryan Air on that front, and no problem in BCN since it's their home base.

 

[transatlantic]

Are you gonna go to Sharks in Frankfurt as well?. I will be there in Frankfurt March 28th and 29th staying at the Meininger Airport.

Will not be in Frankfurt until later half of the year.

I have to say in my limited experience (5 visits to Oase and 1 to World) I always had DFK. Has something changed? I one time had a girl refuse it outside the room while we were waiting for a vacancy. However, once inside she warmed up. But you should clarify what you want and what you are willing to pay prior to going into the room. I agree.

Also, Oase always had robes. World was just a towel. Has this changed?



You need to go just to see it. There is nothing like it in this hobby world! Service is just not as consistent as Montreal.

What I meant is there is more work in involved in finding a DFK/GFE girl in FKK. You have to "interview" them. Sometimes it may take several interviews to find a suitable candidate. Whereas if you just go thru the MERB reviews, you would already get a sense on what a girl's service level is before you even book.

 

[azzaro]

THIS ...is the best portrayal of an FKK in a music video...that I have ever seen...

ANGEL ... by Massive Attack (the group)...a favorite of strippers all over Montreal...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4UHECbIReM