When and where to find vacationing hotties to hump in Europe ?
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Did not feel too good in Frankfurt for a few days due to jet lag. Traveled to Cologne on the 2nd of April..
Made it to Samya in Cologne on April the 3rd.. Wow..Wow..and Wow.. so many hotties ..in a nice setting.. and all that food and drink.
50 Euro to get in and 50 for a 20-30 minute session (depending on the girl and how much she is in demand and on the hotness scale).
I was just too over-whelmed at first...but slowly came to my senses after having spent 4 hours there..just looking around.....and picked a Super-Hottie ...for a quickie...20 minute one.
Tried Pascha too. Quite impressed with it too. .. Europe's largest brothel. !!...12 floors of hotties ....
I was just too dazed just going through all the floors. Quality of girls was from 5 to 9. Hard to imagine places like this exist UNTIL you visit them..!!
Picked a German hottie ... at one of the bars they have on a couple of floors and had a super-session with her for 50 Euro.
My sex life will never be the same....after having seen these places. It is all so casual and natural - in the open and so many choices for middle age men like us...in Germany and in quite a few more places in Europe.
Made it to Samya in Cologne on April the 3rd.. Wow..Wow..and Wow.. so many hotties ..in a nice setting.. and all that food and drink.
50 Euro to get in and 50 for a 20-30 minute session (depending on the girl and how much she is in demand and on the hotness scale).
I was just too over-whelmed at first...but slowly came to my senses after having spent 4 hours there..just looking around.....and picked a Super-Hottie ...for a quickie...20 minute one.
Tried Pascha too. Quite impressed with it too. .. Europe's largest brothel. !!...12 floors of hotties ....
I was just too dazed just going through all the floors. Quality of girls was from 5 to 9. Hard to imagine places like this exist UNTIL you visit them..!!
Picked a German hottie ... at one of the bars they have on a couple of floors and had a super-session with her for 50 Euro.
My sex life will never be the same....after having seen these places. It is all so casual and natural - in the open and so many choices for middle age men like us...in Germany and in quite a few more places in Europe.
@azzaro from your recent experience, how would you compare Montreal scene with the Germany FKK Frankfurt, Cologne scenes in terms of GFE/PSE, attractiveness of the ladies, and value? (bang for your buck)
BTW - I was in Frankfurt at Oase early last month. It had been 5-years since my last visit there. Based on this old news I would have told you that it is the best mongering location in the world. A lot can change in 5 years. It is not the same. I will not be back.
I had a great time at Smuler's favorite place in Bruggen Germany. I would go back to Golden Time. I had a good session and a great session at Golden Time. You can find German or non-Romanian girls there. I was able to have a 30 minute session with kissing with one girl and then I spent an hour with a German and a Dutch girl and I had a mind-blowing interactive 3-sum for 90 minute or something like that. I would do it again but there is some competition for the girls so I advise you get there early on the weekend.
At Oase in Franfurt the women were beautiful. It used to be that you could pay 50$ 30-minute session. The kissing would start outside the room and then continue into the room and you get good GFE service in the room all for 50Euro.... that is over. The girls want an extra 50 Euro for kissing. If you want anything like a Montreal date think 150 Euro so you can have GFE for 1 hour (50E/for each 30 minute segment) plus an extra 50E for kissing plus 50 Euro entrance.... so theoretically, a session equivalent to Montreal would be 150 Euro or 150Euro plus 50 Euro entrance so 200 Euro. If you cum in their mouth in Frankfurt you pay an additional 50 E. I would be fine with this, however, the Russian girl I had said to me in mid date (after agreeing to 150Euro and after one SOG) "I have done enough for 150 Euro" and she tried to extort more out of me...I felt like i was in a cab and the cab's meter was running. I also had a rip-off 3sum with two Romanians...never again. Finally after telling all the girls that approached me "no" I basically got raped by a Romanian girl in the bar area. She is the kind of girl that your mother and your friend Smuler warned you about but she was the first girl at Oase that night that knew what the fuck she was doing so I actually let her proceed. In hindsight, I wish I would have started with her. I wrote up huge reports on ISG. Choose wisely guys. I will not be back to Oase or the Frankfurt area. That was my 6th visit to Oase and 3rd and final trip to Frankfurt and I am retired from that place. I may consider doing a summer visit by the pool if you twist my arm. Service just isn't what it used to be and I think that you have to pay about 3X what I used to pay at Oase to be satisfied/per girl and then that is not enough for some of these sharks.
BCN was nice. But I enjoyed the city more than the girls and the girls were nice. BCN may just be one of the nicest cities to visit in Europe and everything was so reasonably priced such as wine for 2.20 E per glass and the best tapas meal I ever had for about 20 Euro per person. The girls from Farell-X were nice but it's a small operation and I spent 3x to 4X what I thought I would spend on girls in Germany....Oh, I did run into this legendary girl Avery at Farell-X. Her boobs were just like her pics. Amazing body.
If you want the full reports you can go to ISG. I am taking some time off.
Peace, Out.
I had a great time at Smuler's favorite place in Bruggen Germany. I would go back to Golden Time. I had a good session and a great session at Golden Time. You can find German or non-Romanian girls there. I was able to have a 30 minute session with kissing with one girl and then I spent an hour with a German and a Dutch girl and I had a mind-blowing interactive 3-sum for 90 minute or something like that. I would do it again but there is some competition for the girls so I advise you get there early on the weekend.
At Oase in Franfurt the women were beautiful. It used to be that you could pay 50$ 30-minute session. The kissing would start outside the room and then continue into the room and you get good GFE service in the room all for 50Euro.... that is over. The girls want an extra 50 Euro for kissing. If you want anything like a Montreal date think 150 Euro so you can have GFE for 1 hour (50E/for each 30 minute segment) plus an extra 50E for kissing plus 50 Euro entrance.... so theoretically, a session equivalent to Montreal would be 150 Euro or 150Euro plus 50 Euro entrance so 200 Euro. If you cum in their mouth in Frankfurt you pay an additional 50 E. I would be fine with this, however, the Russian girl I had said to me in mid date (after agreeing to 150Euro and after one SOG) "I have done enough for 150 Euro" and she tried to extort more out of me...I felt like i was in a cab and the cab's meter was running. I also had a rip-off 3sum with two Romanians...never again. Finally after telling all the girls that approached me "no" I basically got raped by a Romanian girl in the bar area. She is the kind of girl that your mother and your friend Smuler warned you about but she was the first girl at Oase that night that knew what the fuck she was doing so I actually let her proceed. In hindsight, I wish I would have started with her. I wrote up huge reports on ISG. Choose wisely guys. I will not be back to Oase or the Frankfurt area. That was my 6th visit to Oase and 3rd and final trip to Frankfurt and I am retired from that place. I may consider doing a summer visit by the pool if you twist my arm. Service just isn't what it used to be and I think that you have to pay about 3X what I used to pay at Oase to be satisfied/per girl and then that is not enough for some of these sharks.
BCN was nice. But I enjoyed the city more than the girls and the girls were nice. BCN may just be one of the nicest cities to visit in Europe and everything was so reasonably priced such as wine for 2.20 E per glass and the best tapas meal I ever had for about 20 Euro per person. The girls from Farell-X were nice but it's a small operation and I spent 3x to 4X what I thought I would spend on girls in Germany....Oh, I did run into this legendary girl Avery at Farell-X. Her boobs were just like her pics. Amazing body.
If you want the full reports you can go to ISG. I am taking some time off.
Peace, Out.
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Its all YMMV at all these clubs. This was my first trip to Germany to try out its sexual openness. These are a lot more people with a lot more experience with Fkks and brothels in Germany here on this board. For me, it was a good trip. I had limited time and limited funds. I was warned by a lot of members to take my time to select the girls. I followed their advice and talked to the girls a lot and controlled myself not to go with the first few that tried to take me into a room.
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There is no sign over the door so you have to find it with GPS and then make sure you are at the right place. And get there early or late as Smuler said. I was the 2nd from last party seated there.
Azzaro, this was not my first rodeo. However, all your points were/are valid. Take your time selecting girls (as I did) and you still will end up with a few bum steers. I have heard that the service is better up north in the NordRhein Westfelan (NRW) region and my anecdotal data indicates that this is true. I only went to Golden Time (GT) in the NRW but I went twice. CIM is only a 25E up-charge and at Oase it is a 50E up-charge. Also, I found several German girls and a Dutch girl working at GTs and I found 1 German girl at Oase. If you believe that the non-Romanian girls are more service oriented than the Romanian girls (and my anecdotal data also supports this as well. This is based on 9 days spent in FKKs) than GT is also a bonus. It seems that that GT screens their clients. SJW may consider this racist but the girls that I spoke with and sessioned with work at GT because they do screen their clients at the door.
If you can find a local on ISG that speaks German and makes several trips a year and will meet you there this is an advantage and worth maybe paying a guys entrance fee. I did this once. I didn't pay Ded's entrance fee but it was a distinct advantage. Also, if you get bad service jump up and go to the manager as an arbitrator before you pay. I have done this at World and at Oase. In both instances, as I reached the managers desk I turned around and the girl was gone. As for the Russian girl I mentioned who kept upping her fee during the session - I refused to pay her full price. I paid her 120E and she took the money and left. As for the bad 3-sum, I don't know what came over me. I should have went to the manager. I regret it but I did not. I was just disgusted. In all my years in Montreal I have had one session as bad as that one. they gave me a sob story about paying 100E each to get in and wasting their day with no customers.
So if you live in or around Montreal and you are looking for great sex for great value there is no need to make a special trip to Germany. If you go there for business or to vacation then by all means visit an FKK or two but approach it with two loaded guns. Great service in Montreal is a matter of course. Not in Germany. What is the problem? The girls pay to enter the FKK just like the guys do. I think Oase is charging the girls 100E per day now and I think there is more pressure to make as much cash as quickly as possible. I wrote bad reviews for the Russian girl and the 3-sum girls on ISG. Maybe this will help them mend their ways. I doubt it. The Russian girl was too hot and in high demand. The two RO girls were probably not cut out for Oase. I told the manager about them but it was too late. I would go back and spend the day with the last RO girl with the short red hair (see ISG). She had something.
The pressure from the girls to session and atmosphere was very different at Oase then at GT. You approach the girls at GT. I like this.
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Yes Hungry. The FKK scene can be a hit or a miss a lot ... from all the reviews I read over the internet on various sites... but I think all hobbyists should experience it once just to see what its like. For me it was the first time and I was not at ease at all in that stupid bathrobe one has to wear. It was 20 degrees and the bathrobe was very uncomfortable to wear (heavy material). I spent 6 hours there at Samya and did one hottie only. Finished in about 15 minutes (after controlling myself for 5 hours) ... but those 5 hours were out of this world...seeing a 100 hotties strut their stuff. At Samya, the main area is the "strip-club type dance floor area" where they have comfortable couches surrounding it. The other area is the dining area (lots of great food) and the very small outside area with about 10 tables where you can eat and chat with them.
Thanks Hungry for the info on BCN..I will definitely try to eat at that place. Azzaro, I wouldn't quote such a long post like that. I got a warning from a mod for quoting a 4 sentence post and causing "board clutter." I can only imagine you'll get the same kind of warning for that quote lol
I can see H101's point, but the FKKs are really a different type of experience. You have to go for the entire ambiance, the "candy store" atmosphere of seeing 75 gorgeous girls naked and trying to get you into a room. But you do have to have your shark-senses tuned up, as GFE is definitely not a default. I still say that the Montreal scene is among the best in the world for petite, young, pretty, and true GFE girls.
Didn't read every single post so i don't know if someone said this already, but Bulgaria is an amazing place to go. Varna to be exact. You could go to any bar or club, say you're Canadian or American and every girl there will practically want to blow you instantly. And the girls there are very very attractive. It helps a lot if you're rich though. From my own experience, i had 3 really hot girls (one was a pornstar!) be all over me from when i entered the club. They were begging me to go back to my hotel. 2 of them did, but one got really wasted and past out lol. It was amazing. They really like to have the guy be in control. Funny enough, the none pornstar girl was way better and hotter. They didnt try to steal anything or do something sketchy, they just really like sex with rich foreigners. Woke up the next morning, both of them still in my bed, first thought i had was actually to check my things. I was wearing a very expensive Rolex. Everything was still there. They woke up and still wanted to hang out. We went out to a restaurant and went to the beach after that. The rest of the trip was really nice. People there are very friendly and respectful. Can't recommend it enough and can't wait to go back this summer.
If you are rich, you don't need to go anywhere in particular to "meet and hump " hotties. You can practically go anywhere in Europe and get laid. I dunno about Eastern Europe but in Western Europe, even poor guys get laid with hotties if they try for free in clubs...very easy...gotta have time to do that ...or if they can afford a 100-150 Euros for the FKK experience. Of course YMMV. Cheers !
You could easily appear to be rich, even if you're not. Bulgaria's a pretty poor country, so their idea of rich is not the same as here. It's not like i walked in and threw a bunch of money everywhere. I just happen to be very young and have above average looks. As long as they know you're from Canada, they will want you.
The REASON FKKs exist in Germany is because the hotties from Romania and some other eastern block countries are "willing" to come over and work at the FKKs. ... the FKKs would not survive without the Romanians.
I have hundreds of friends in several "expensive" Western countries who get laid whenever they want without spending any money except for the bar drinks and or cover charge for themselves. They just know where to go (bars) and put their best face forward. I started this thread to see if I can get some useful info in this regards. I got very little info except for the FKKs. Most European women are highly sensual and sexual (compared with American and Canadian women) and pick up on a guy's vibe very quickly in various "non-sexual clubs" and bars. I am talking about the Switzerland, France and other so called "expensive" western countries.
A bumbling sex tourist in an eastern block country without a guide would very easily end up in trouble without even trying. In most eastern block countries prostitution is NOT legal...and a sex tourist can easily be blackmailed by the pimps, agencies and the police....prostitution is widespread and only works for people who know where to go. Prague is the only exception.
Just being a Canadian or an American and flashing a couple of hundred dollar bills will get you nothing in most nightclubs in Prague, Budapest or for that matter Sofia, Bulgaria. You will only get laid if the girl/s like you just like in any other "expensive" western country. Drinks are NOT expensive in the eastern block...so buying the women drinks does not mean a thing to the girls. Language may or may not be an issue, depending on which city you are in. Most East Europeans speak better and more clear English than the English themselves.
I have hundreds of friends in several "expensive" Western countries who get laid whenever they want without spending any money except for the bar drinks and or cover charge for themselves. They just know where to go (bars) and put their best face forward. I started this thread to see if I can get some useful info in this regards. I got very little info except for the FKKs. Most European women are highly sensual and sexual (compared with American and Canadian women) and pick up on a guy's vibe very quickly in various "non-sexual clubs" and bars. I am talking about the Switzerland, France and other so called "expensive" western countries.
A bumbling sex tourist in an eastern block country without a guide would very easily end up in trouble without even trying. In most eastern block countries prostitution is NOT legal...and a sex tourist can easily be blackmailed by the pimps, agencies and the police....prostitution is widespread and only works for people who know where to go. Prague is the only exception.
Just being a Canadian or an American and flashing a couple of hundred dollar bills will get you nothing in most nightclubs in Prague, Budapest or for that matter Sofia, Bulgaria. You will only get laid if the girl/s like you just like in any other "expensive" western country. Drinks are NOT expensive in the eastern block...so buying the women drinks does not mean a thing to the girls. Language may or may not be an issue, depending on which city you are in. Most East Europeans speak better and more clear English than the English themselves.
I didn't actually see any sp in Bulgaria. They were just girls from a club. Varna is a touristy place, so everyone speaks atleast decent English. The way they were in bed was very much like the mtl gfe+ or pse. Eastern European girls are well known for being very beautiful and thats very true. I never had an issue there. Taxis never tried to rip me off or anything. They really like Canadians there, and would try to show you respect, but listen to your gut. There are a lot of sketchy places where tourist should not go to. Many cases of muggings happening to clueless wandering tourist. Do some research before going there. I really think its worth it to go there, but its not for everyone.
Getting laid for free is not easy anywhere, that's why boards like this exist after all, right? 
My best guess would be Eastern Europe like some have mentioned. Bulgaria has a nice coast, but Portugal is were the real party is at (but again, no easy hump). If you're looking for paid sex, visit Germany, Austria or the Netherlands. In all three countries prostitution is legal, but you won't find 1 local girl in the bars, the girls are mostly Romanian (which is not something bad, but most speak little to zero English). What's important is to make sure that you are not going to be ripped off. That's a big risk especially in Eastern Europe, but even in Germany you might be screwed badly (no pun intended). Rule no. 1, don't get too drunk, rule no. 2. always have an eye on your drink and only drink stuff that has been opened before you, rule no. 3, before you order something for you or "for the girls", ask what's the price. I'm sure nobody here needs advice, I'm just saying Anyway, have fun!
My best guess would be Eastern Europe like some have mentioned. Bulgaria has a nice coast, but Portugal is were the real party is at (but again, no easy hump). If you're looking for paid sex, visit Germany, Austria or the Netherlands. In all three countries prostitution is legal, but you won't find 1 local girl in the bars, the girls are mostly Romanian (which is not something bad, but most speak little to zero English). What's important is to make sure that you are not going to be ripped off. That's a big risk especially in Eastern Europe, but even in Germany you might be screwed badly (no pun intended). Rule no. 1, don't get too drunk, rule no. 2. always have an eye on your drink and only drink stuff that has been opened before you, rule no. 3, before you order something for you or "for the girls", ask what's the price. I'm sure nobody here needs advice, I'm just saying Anyway, have fun!Patron - I have no desire ever to return to Oase. I would go back RNW and to Golden Time but I will not go out of my way to see those fucking gypsies at Oase. Too much of a crap shoot. I think you are better off with your 150$ girls in Spain and Portugal and I am better off in Montreal. I have found a literal candy store in Brazil and I would like to return there and explore beyond Brooklyn but we must remember that you lose a day of travel and 600-800$ each way. For half the price I can get to Montreal. I can hobby the day I arrive and the day I leave if I time it correctly. Do the girls cost more? Hell yes but they deliver as promised and the price doesn't escalate like a meter on a taxi during the date.
I never exaggerate ....
If God asked me at the gates to pick my best session ever..it would be the weekend I spent with her
I do not know if you got a chance to see her recently ? She was at Caprici Vic...
And you know i talk to her on Whatsapp
Gotta figure out a way to get her in my suitcase
Best Regards
Smuler
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