I am interested in sp's because it basically costs the same as a membership to a hook up website that you have to post a profile/pictures to and spend hours searching or an annual membership card and entrance fee to a swinger's club except with an sp I get to have a 3 way with my girlfriend and another chick without having the other girl's faggoty boyfriend around wanting to fuck my girlfriend also, or even worse looking at my ass while I'm trying to fuck his. Tag teaming a splasher with one or more other dudes is also of no interest to me. Girls who are not already in a couple who want to have sex with a couple are called unicorns for a reason, because they are like mythical creatures, very rare and are outnumbered by the couples who want them a million to one! Also good sp's are willing to taste my gf's pussy and ass off my dick without being offended when she doesn't reciprocate. Like Muffinbuffer my girl is only interested in me and other women, not in getting gang banged, which is good because that would turn me off worse than having to see the fat, saggy, senior citizens that look like my parents fucking next to us at swinger's events or the trannies and homos at fetish events. Unlike Halloween Mike I'm super good lookin and my gf is pretty also, so it's not about not being able to pick up. If you are in the same boat as us I highly recommend finding your escorts live and in the flesh at strip clubs, getting their cell phone numbers and arranging for a party at a different location in the future instead of going to mp's/ incalls and having to waste time and awkwardly walk out if you don't like what you find or calling outcalls and running the risk of having a gross, worn out, stoned/drunk skank on the rag with a herpes outbreak show up, the sp show up late, or nobody show up at all and have to wait around all night or even worse waste cash on a hotel/motel room for no reason. You don't have to worry about fake pictures/ bait and switch, you get a whiff of the merchandise, the dancer gets to see what you are packing in your shorts up front in a private booth and you get to talk to her directly first to clearly negotiate services/prices before you get started instead of in the middle of the session which is a massive turn off for moi. The best part is you can tell if she finds you attractive enough to give you high mileage for a low price instead of getting gouged for a shitty service by an sp who suddenly tries to charge you "extras" that were supposed to be included or even worse takes certain things off the menu all together because she finds you repulsive or comes to the conclusion that your cock is just too enormous to fit in her asshole or down her throat successfully without completely demolishing them. We are also kind of turned off by the idea of an sp who most probably has had 10 dicks in her already that day and who shows up and fucks anybody she has never even seen before as opposed to a more selective dancer we have chemistry with who is willing to escort under the right circumstances. Last but not least whenever an attempt has been made to hustle me(extra$, limited sog), to cut my time short or I have declined an outcall delivery I have never gotten on well with drivers/pimps/agency/mp owners who became rude or even down right threatening! :nono: For some baffling reason my gf was never in the mood anymore and always wanted to just call it a night after buddy said enough to get ktfo
