Why DATY?

[dirtierasigetolder]

FHB - GG and the rest of you YDinners....you kill me...I don`t spend an hour on my wife let alone a chick I`m paying by the hour.

Ok so picture this...Guy with less then average hygienes (go figure they exist), gets SP at 8PM for 1 hour. You have SP at 9:30PM. Guy demolishes SP with MSOG and generally being a mega pig (nothing like an 8PM bronco ride). Girls has just enough time for a 5 minute shower before she heads your way. Of course she showers a la ``Francais``, which means little soap and lots of perfume.

Knock Knock, you get the door and see this nice smelling vision of beauty...what d`ya do...ya snack on some Y. Good for you buddy...that Y is all yours.

Personally I`ll keep with my no DATY, DFK, LFK rule...since I can`t myself, is all good. If I could myself I wouldn`t be on this board or anywhere else but my room

BTW: you guys are a riot...FHB, GG we should get a couple of SP`s and a nice room and make a night of it...

 

[Techman]

The only thing dirtierasigetolder really wants in his mouth is his own dick. He should just buy himself a 'real doll' and forget about real living, breathing women. I'm sure the women will be much happier for it.

As for the original topic...I'm one of those guys that gets as much pleasure from pleasing a woman as from her pleasing me, if not more. It takes skill to make a woman climax, it takes none to do so yourself.

 

[dirtierasigetolder]

The only thing dirtierasigetolder really wants in his mouth is his own dick. He should just buy himself a 'real doll' and forget about real living, breathing women. I'm sure the women will be much happier for it.

Are you nuts, I'm a big tipper...they'll miss me soooo much...I can hear them crying now

Like I said, if I could get my own dick in my mouth I'd be too busy to reply on merb

Not all of us are in this to fill in some missing emotional crap...some of us are just pigs

 

[General Gonad]

Ok so picture this...Guy with less then average hygienes (go figure they exist), gets SP at 8PM for 1 hour. You have SP at 9:30PM. Guy demolishes SP with MSOG and generally being a mega pig (nothing like an 8PM bronco ride). Girls has just enough time for a 5 minute shower before she heads your way. Of course she showers a la ``Francais``, which means little soap and lots of perfume.

Knock Knock, you get the door and see this nice smelling vision of beauty...what d`ya do...ya snack on some Y. Good for you buddy...that Y is all yours.

Personally I`ll keep with my no DATY, DFK, LFK rule...since I can`t myself, is all good. If I could myself I wouldn`t be on this board or anywhere else but my room .

You did not read my thread carefully. First, I book them early, preferably first and for two hours. Then I chat, make out and always hit the jaccuzzi and shower before DATY. Ok, not always but almost always.

I repeat, there is nothing like a fresh tasting pussy...NOTHING! I will pay you to meet Kassandra of Extacy (but you have to dine on her) and then come back and tell me you`ve tasted better in your life. No way that I will not convert you after that. Now stop imposing rules on yourself; stop being a pussy and let go - you only live once!

GG

P.S. I work alone and never share my meals. If FHB makes an inappropriate move, going for the Y before me, I might growl like Tyson and bite his ear off!

 

[ExoticSpirit]

I think I'll stick with the renting a f**k doll stance. For me, DATY is reserved only with a significant other and even that, I do it for her, not me. I've never really gotten off on eating pussy although I don't mind it if it pleases a significant other. But with a SP, I'll pass. If I'm between erections, I'll take a massage, especially if the $ is going her way.

 

[dirtierasigetolder]

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I repeat, there is nothing like a fresh tasting pussy...NOTHING! I will pay you to meet Kassandra of Extacy (but you have to dineon her) and then come back and tell me you've tasted better in your life. No way that I will not convert you after that. Now stop imposing rules on yourself; stop being a pussy and let go - you only live once!

GG are you trying to convert me...ME...Come on...I'll snack on a rug when you bronco ride an SP...I'll pay yours, you pay mine....But you gotta be the nastiest pig you can be. She has to come out of there and say WHAT A PIG

P.S. I work alone and never share my meals. If FHB makes an inappropriate move, going for the Y before me, I might growl like Tyson and bite his ear off!

LOL...FHB you gonna let him go tyson on your ass?

 

[General Gonad]

GG are you trying to convert me...ME...Come on...I'll snack on a rug when you bronco ride an SP...I'll pay yours, you pay mine....But you gotta be the nastiest pig you can be. She has to come out of there and say WHAT A PIG

LOL deal...find me a nasty biatch...real, real nasty in terms of her love of sex and I'll ride that pony Bronco style as long as I know your mouth is engorged in a nasty ass pussy and you're shaking your head violently while sucking her dry!

Come on, be a man, suck that pussy!

GG

P.S. FHB, I am never going Tyson on your ass, even if you shave it!

 

[dirtierasigetolder]

LOL deal...find me a nasty biatch...real, real nasty in terms of her love of sex and I'll ride that pony Bronco style as long as I know your mouth is engorged in a nasty ass pussy and you're shaking your head violently while sucking her dry!

Oh no...that's too easy...you gotta demolish one of the SP's your close with...one of them that you DATY all the time...no $2 hooker...you gotta release the inner beast....Only thing you should hear from her is gagging

I'm a pig...that last sentence even grosses me out

Oh and guys in real life I'm not that bad...I always buy them mouth wash when we're done

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

LOL...FHB you gonna let him go tyson on your ass?

No problem, I am going to confuse him by wearing a bra on my back. That way, while I'm doing DATY, he'll be kissing my butt. GG, those are vaginal farts your hearing, okay?

 

[dirtierasigetolder]

No problem, I am going to confuse him by wearing a bra on my back. That way, while I'm doing DATY, he'll be kissing my butt. GG, those are vaginal farts you hearing, okay?

ROFL....That's it...some piss trickled out

 

[General Gonad]

...you gotta release the inner beast....

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! You've never seen me release the inner beast!

GG

 

[metoo4]

Now, that's a nasty discussion on a very amusing tone. Keep it up guys, that's the way! We don't need to agree but we can still have fun!

When a lady leaves my room, I'd rather have her tell me "It was so good i'm still feeling it" with her dirtiest eyes, than have her tell me "You're a pig." It's better on my ego! Besides, no need to tell me I'm a pig, I know it!

Oinq!

 

[General Gonad]

No problem, I am going to confuse him by wearing a bra on my back. That way, while I'm doing DATY, he'll be kissing my butt. GG, those are vaginal farts you hearing, okay?

FHB,

I thought I was sick....LOL....

GG

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

FHB,

I thought I was sick....LOL....

GG

All's fair in love and DATY

 

[joelcairo]

Many attempts at humor here (and trust me many are ONLY attempts) but FHB wins the prize with post # 9 about the secretary. Primo material FHB - bravo.

 

[ExoticSpirit]

If any of you guys are brave enough to DATY while she's having that time of the month, wouldn't your faces look like some kid that's been eating spaghetti?

 

[General Gonad]

Beware of sponges

If any of you guys are brave enough to DATY while she's having that time of the month, wouldn't your faces look like some kid that's been eating spaghetti?

Isn't that what sponges are for?

GG

P.S. If you see a lady working every single day non-stop, ask yourself whether or not she sponges. Chances are she does, so beware before you stick your face down there.

 

[Just-ass-weet]

It is unfortunate that ladies are so scared of their special time of the month... it sometimes surprises me how much business I get simply because I write my days on my calendar! Sure, during that time I may be slower than usual (though not stopped), but I think guys are comforted to know when that "time" is and when it is over.

xoxox
Anik

Isn't that what sponges are for?

GG

P.S. If you see a lady working every single day non-stop, ask yourself whether or not she sponges. Chances are she does, so beware before you stick your face down there.

 

[General Gonad]

Why ask the obvious...

http://tgpvideos.dvdbox.com/teasers/1/15/1591/1591_03/1591_03_tgp2.wmv

...when you can visually see for yourself the answer!

GG

P.S. On a more serious note, SPs should never be working when they're on the rag.

 

[Just-ass-weet]

P.S. On a more serious note, SPs should never be working when they're on the rag.

Why not? If the client is informed, I don't see an issue.