John, this is really hard to believe. Oh, I believe what you are saying is true. What I can't believe is that a hobbyist would try to purchase a service and not make sure that they are prepared to recieve that service.
Incidently, The massage parlors I have been to (I have never visited a MP in Quebec) advertize a table shower. They take you in the back and give you a shower with a loufa and plenty of soap. Now you are ready for the session. Do they do this in Montreal?
I will say that some of these incalls have some really tough rules. If you can't come to work they charge you 100$. I talked to one of my favorite E girls that was working at a MP. She said that she had a bad cold and they wanted to charge her 100$/day to miss work to get well. Imagine that? So when she got sick, she quit.