Your awkward and king pin moment of 2018!

[jalimon]

Some ego hurting and ego glorifying moment to finish 2018!

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Awkward:

Took a break in doggy the girl looks at me...
Her: Did you came?
Me: No and you?
Her: Nope

Then with a different girl...

We are in cowgirl. She says "Ok go on with the rhythm...". 10 seconds later "Ok don't move"

King Pin:

After a very quick clean up after sog 1 I am on my back on bed girl beside me. She plays with my dick swinging it north and south, east and west...

Then she said "Hey your johnny is up since sog 1. You did not deflate!". I look down. "My god your are right. Rock solid. Just made a Flyingby out of myself!".

"A fly who?" she said... "Does not matter my dear put a rubber on the flag pole and let's rock!"

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What's yours? (do not name girl here it migh expose them too much )

Cheers,

 

[Julia Sky]

A dude was fingering me. He decided to go deep, then looked at me in horror :

Him : what is this ?????

Me : My cervix....


Another one : a clients girlfriend came in while I was doing my thing... but her reaction was extremely mature and she was super cute and sweet, lol. Should have asked her number and take her out with his money considering he was super rude and clearly intoxicated...

 

[Amy Rayne]

My most awkward moment this year was with this man whose denture fell off his mouth while we were having sex...

 

[Halloween Mike]

My most awkward moment this year was with this man whose denture fell off his mouth while we were having sex...

LOL thats priceless. You won

Well here is mine

Awkward : Saw a girl last shift, she was tired. Poor girl was in school and probably woke up at 6 am or such, it was past midnight. I was my usual gentle and such... i mean don't get me wrong, i love "rough play" but i prefer to keep it for when its planned, usually going gentle on first meetings with unknown girls etc, you know... being a gentlemen. But it was clearly not her style.. I guess my gentle ways was just boring for her. She felt alspeep a few times litteraly giving me a BJ...had to shake her up for her to resume... She was a girl i wanted to see for years and at a prenium price, i didn't wanted this meeting to be "that way" and a fiasco. So i decided to take matters in my hand and go a bit harder on her, you know, make her she didn't fall alseep again. And well it seem it was her style lol, not only she didn't complain but asked me to do even kinkier stuff and she didn't felt aleep again lol. When we where done i told her "you should had told me you liked it rough" and she replied "you taugh this was rough?" O------K lol If i ever meet her again, sorry girl but your in for a ride haha.

Ego : Well i wouldn't say its "ego glorifying" but i was finally able to pull off a hard roleplay i wanted to do for a while. Just to put into context it was the third time i saw the lady (it was Hanna at Unicorn) and it was discussed/planned before. She would be the police officer trying to arrest me for solicitating the services of an escort, while i would overpower her and made her my "sex slave" for the hour. Ill be honest i love watching rough porn and reading rough sex stories, but when it comes to do them, im terrible. I always fear ill hurt the girl or that she will have a bad opinion of me as a client... So thats why im always super gentle and nice in escort meetings. But that time like i said it was planned, discussed both with Hanna and Jasmine in the booking process, i had seen Hanna a few times and knew she was more than willing to pull it off so i let myself go without inibition and i had a blast.

 

[SexyKetchup]

My most awkward moment this year was with this man whose denture fell off his mouth while we were having sex...

How did you react? Did you said something?

 

[MrProfiteroles]

Awkward moment: Receiving a bbbj from an SP with her looking on each side but never looking at me!!! Then I moved beside a mirrored door so I can see her face when she is bbbj me!

King ping moment: Seeing one of my ATF climaxing so much after I pounded her in lazy doggy that she is in fetal position and shaking from everywhere! "Are you ok babe?" "You and your damn dick!" Haha!

 

[Flyingby]

Ackward: having sex with an sp. she’s riding me super hard in reverse cowgirl. She turns to me and says. Are you actually deflating right now. I had to bullshit something about being tired. Ruined my reputation as the rabbit

Kingpin: having sex in a suit and having the girl gushing all over me!

 

[Amy Rayne]

How did you react? Did you said something?

I must have had a stupefied expression and I could not help but laugh. In fact, personally it was something that did not bother me but there was definitely a big discomfort afterwards. Clearly it was the funniest moment of my career ��

 

[Halloween Mike]

haha well she must have been flattered

 

[acoly]

two opposite ends of the spectrum

Awkward: "It's been a while, I will only take a 15min quickie should suffice". Finished in like 2 minutes (my first experience DTBBBJ) and didnt even get to the main course. "So...do you also have a 5 minute option...."

Ego: "Holy shit, how haven't you come yet?! I've already came a few times!" "Ha. Are you complaining?" "No...but damn..."