What is the creepiest thing you ever seen, told by, did with a SP, Massage/SC girl

All right Super Mom! Can you PM her name? I always wanted to do an interactive Mother/daughter. LOL

I saw a Quebecois SP that had a huge brown butt hole about 3-4 times the size of the average. It was huge. I asked her if she did anal, but she told me she had never done that. I can only assume that her star burst brown bum was naturally big and not from being stretched.

I just have to say that there is something awesome about that story being posted by a guy with the screenname Regis Philbin

I'm ashamed to say that I enjoy reading this thread.................

I was new at this and so was she. She offered bbbjcim and got going at it very vigorously. I did not come but ended up with a sore penis for a few days.

This was one new lady from once very well know agency actually showed up with her asshole covered in shit, that was years back, but still gross me out

On a less creepy, more freaky note:

Some lady I saw for a while actually asked me if I want see her friend together, she was really hot, a bit nerveuse but think about get in the business. We had a blast. However she didn’t last for long in the buz cause run into some relative at one occasion

Creepiest? Weirdest? Scariest? Funniest? Years ago in Toronto, I called up an ad from a local paper ( no internet then). Went to a shady apartment building in Scarborough. Get to the apartment and a pretty girl answers the door. Asks me to take shoes off and leads me to ta bedroom. Bare room. Mattress on floor. She asks for money upfront. Spider senses start tingling, but I hand her the money. She leaves the room telling me to get comfortable. I sensed something was up so I didn't get undressed. She comes back and says Ok what do you want to do? I said "well the ad said full service and anal so that's what I'm here for". She says ok. She goes and opens the closet door and pulls out AN INFLATABLE SEXDOLL! She says "go ahead...she'll do anything you want". She then points to camera up on the wall and adds "my boyfriend won't bother us while I watch"! YIKES! I stayed cool and calm...politely said no thank you and got the f@?k out of there!

Czar.

Many years ago in the pre internet days, newspapers were the way to find places to go to. I called up an ad from the free Laval newspapers. The lady lived way up on the northern edge of Laval. When I got to the address the lady that answered the door was 50ish and invited me in. Evidently she was offering her services because she had gotten into financial trouble and the hydro was turned off.

I use to see a SP that lactated. I would do her from behind and grab her headlights and spray in front of her.

JAF said:

I use to see a SP that lactated. I would do her from behind and grab her headlights and spray in front of her.

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I just pissed myself laughing

A SP once told me that her previous clienT asked her to change his nappy after he shit on it.

I had an SP take an epic revolting shit in my hotel bathroom after a piss poor performance on her end. This happened about 15 years ago and I still have flashbacks about the experience.

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This was about 15 years back when some ladies advertised like they offered therapeutic massage but some offered more. You never knew what you will get till you get there and ask. This lady was Quebecois and did not speak English very will. During the massage I asked her if she was new since this was the first time I saw her ad for massage. She promptly reaches behind her and unzips her dress and steps out of her clothes and continues her massage. She mistook me asking if she was new in offering massage to being Nue during the massage.

Reno Depot said:

She mistook me asking if she was new in offering massage to being Nue during the massage.

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Reminds me of another english term which can be taken the wrong way. Never tell a French speaking lady to shut the door. When said quickly, it sounds like “je t’adore” ... :lol:

I was having a chat with my massage lady/salon owner about why type of ladies have worked for her. Specifically about Muslim and Jewish women. She told me she has had every type working for her including Muslim and Jewish women. Even two ladies from the Hasidim Jewish community. Being born in a religion does not mean that all people abide by the rules. Just as we Catholics pick and choose the commandments we obey.

True story from about 10 years ago.
My ATF was riding me cowgirl. I loved the position as I gazed on her bouncing C`s and gorgeous face contortioning in orgasms.
But with each orgasm she was having, her pussy would vibrate like a pneumatic drill and tighten up until it started becoming painful to keep my cock in her.
I asked her to dismount me and change positions. As she did , an opaque white liquid squirted out of her pussy and when she saw it she screamed that the condom broke and ran into the bathroom in a panic.
WTF ....I hadn`t cum yet so it certainly wasn`t my cum. I took the condom off and smelled it and tasted the liquid....it certainly was not sperm.

Me "The condom didn`t break, I didn`t cum....you squirted "
Her hysterically screaming " No fuckin way....I don`t squirt , only freaking guys squirt when they cum....I`m no fuckin guy "
In her case squirting was more traumatic than a condom break.

This was told to me by a SP 15 years back, but the story goes back further than that. It was a 15 or 16 your old kid that made an appointment to see her. When he arrived it was obvious that he was underage and she refused to service him. He held out a huge wad of money and tells her he has money and will pay. She asked him where he got the money and he tells her that it was from selling cigarettes to other students in school. This was at a time when a lot of Indian cigarettes were coming into Montreal in the black market. He wholesaled it to other kids that sold the off a pack at a time.

Met an SP and her kid was home from school... I was introduced as a 'friend' to the the kid which was weird as all hell and then the SP walks me to the room and asks me to get comfortable ... the little girl is in the living room watching some cartoon or something and the living room is like 10 feet away from the bedroom.

I just gave her the money and left... It was one of the most bizarre and uncomfortable moments in my hobbying history.

Another one was an SP that went to the bathroom before our meeting and I thought nothing of it... during doggy-style I noticed, well you know, and a fair amount of it. I almost threw up... I was polite about it though. I just pretended to cum, took the condom and flushed it. She was none the wiser... but as I was going to leave she went in for a DFK which I would usually think of as a bonus but... knowing what I knew... I was just like UGhh.....