This is embarrassing but...............
I decided to purchase a butt plug, the ANALATOR 2000,now I did not expect it to be so big when I ordered it but after everyone left the house I decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup worked and I had it stuck to the bathroom door. OK, so when using this it was really big and awkward. I was trying to back in slowly so the butt hole can adapt to the massive width. I had my IPOD playing "Eye of the tiger " to help get me in the mood and pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn't hear my grandma come home early and apparently was making a lot of noise rocking on this mega dong and singing to the theme song of Rocky. Well grandma comes to investigate and jerks the door which snatched to toy out of my butt and bringing my sphincter with it. Grandma freaks out and power slams the door which drives this thing up my anus all the way to the base.I am screaming in pain and my grandma is clutching her chest. Next thing I know she collapses on the floor.So here I am, bleeding prolapsed butt hole and grandma lying on the floor.I am in so much pain and freaking out that I killed my grandma that I crawled over her and pushed her medic alert button. I tried to explain to the paramedic what happened and he almost pissed himself laughing. Anyways, they popped an ammonia capsule and grandma came to. We still do not make much eye contact, my butt hole still hurts and when i fart I sound like a Peterbilt 379 releasing it's air brakes.