What is the creepiest thing you ever seen, told by, did with a SP, Massage/SC girl
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I have a couple of tattoo's and because someone might think I'm unclean I try to shower at least 4 times a day 
I have a couple of tattoo's and because someone might think I'm unclean I try to shower at least 4 times a day
So did the tattoo disappeared after 4 shower?
I have none but absolutely love tattoo. I love to see a classy beautiful lady with a full arm tattoo. Or neck tattoo. Or full back that goes down on the bum ho my my gives me goose bumps... I think women should prefer those as opposed to front legs tatoo.
Anyhow to stay on subject, tattoo are not creepy or not unclean, they are piece of art sticked to piece of art that women are
Cheers,
This is embarrassing but...............
I decided to purchase a butt plug, the ANALATOR 2000,now I did not expect it to be so big when I ordered it but after everyone left the house I decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup worked and I had it stuck to the bathroom door. OK, so when using this it was really big and awkward. I was trying to back in slowly so the butt hole can adapt to the massive width. I had my IPOD playing "Eye of the tiger " to help get me in the mood and pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn't hear my grandma come home early and apparently was making a lot of noise rocking on this mega dong and singing to the theme song of Rocky. Well grandma comes to investigate and jerks the door which snatched to toy out of my butt and bringing my sphincter with it. Grandma freaks out and power slams the door which drives this thing up my anus all the way to the base.I am screaming in pain and my grandma is clutching her chest. Next thing I know she collapses on the floor.So here I am, bleeding prolapsed butt hole and grandma lying on the floor.I am in so much pain and freaking out that I killed my grandma that I crawled over her and pushed her medic alert button. I tried to explain to the paramedic what happened and he almost pissed himself laughing. Anyways, they popped an ammonia capsule and grandma came to. We still do not make much eye contact, my butt hole still hurts and when i fart I sound like a Peterbilt 379 releasing it's air brakes.
I decided to purchase a butt plug, the ANALATOR 2000,now I did not expect it to be so big when I ordered it but after everyone left the house I decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup worked and I had it stuck to the bathroom door. OK, so when using this it was really big and awkward. I was trying to back in slowly so the butt hole can adapt to the massive width. I had my IPOD playing "Eye of the tiger " to help get me in the mood and pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn't hear my grandma come home early and apparently was making a lot of noise rocking on this mega dong and singing to the theme song of Rocky. Well grandma comes to investigate and jerks the door which snatched to toy out of my butt and bringing my sphincter with it. Grandma freaks out and power slams the door which drives this thing up my anus all the way to the base.I am screaming in pain and my grandma is clutching her chest. Next thing I know she collapses on the floor.So here I am, bleeding prolapsed butt hole and grandma lying on the floor.I am in so much pain and freaking out that I killed my grandma that I crawled over her and pushed her medic alert button. I tried to explain to the paramedic what happened and he almost pissed himself laughing. Anyways, they popped an ammonia capsule and grandma came to. We still do not make much eye contact, my butt hole still hurts and when i fart I sound like a Peterbilt 379 releasing it's air brakes.
Anonj, I’m with michel j on this one. It’s a very beautiful story. It took Salty balls, of courage to share and I hope his anal device also wasn’t damaged. I’m sure he will want a round 2 with it.
^^^^^^ Still upset that I never took you up on your offer to use your personal fist of fury, as I said I am a beginner and not a seasoned pro like yourself, that would have really hurt. We must meet for tea sometime and you can give me some pointers.
I have to go back to last night's post - STN's contribution truly is beautiful on a number of levels: an innocent young man coming of age; the concept of conquering a daunting challenge; the bonding of multiple generations as they overcome such an event together… all beautiful. The fact that the writer was able to survive such mental & physical trauma & is now able to document this in such elegant yet simple prose is also a thing of beauty. The more I read, the more I find that this board is the home of some truly exceptional literature.
Got back from a recent holiday in Thailand and came so close to having sex with a lady boy. Looked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.... It was only when she drove me to her place and reversed into the garage first attempt I thought to myself " Hang on a fucking minute ".
The creepiest thing I have seen with an SP is a labia that was purple and was crusty and dried.
I have had very few experiences, but one act that I have heard mentioned by an SP & have seen on multiple websites of others is this "hot yoga". It sounds extremely sadistic & cruel, yet it has a certain twisted attraction to me. I do not know whether this is normally an extra or included in the regular rate. I doubt that I will ever be courageous enough to give it a try. If hot simply means sexy babes, I'm ok with it. If hot yoga is defined by the barbaric exposure of one to painful contortions, excessive heat & oppressive mind control, it cannot be for me. For the time being, I plan to steer a wide path around any SP mentioning the hot yoga.
You’ve seen hot yoga mentionned with sp ads? Or hot yoga ads? Hot yoga being yoga in a very hot room
Yes Flyingby, that must be it - I've seen it mentioned mostly on their actual websites. Maybe that's how these young women stay in such remarkable shape. Just so long as it isn't for the customer, I'm ok. Thirty years ago I had a girlfriend convince me to go to aerobics under the guise of improving sexual performance. Following the first (& only) class, I could hardly walk right, let alone screw for the next week.
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