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gaby

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Am not a big fan of tatts BUT am not a dinosaur....saw many many sp with small or large tatts and HYGIÈNE was NEVER NEVER an issue.....de penser autrement n'est que méprisant et insultant pour des jeunes filles qui sont de leur temps....remember we are in 2018....
 

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A young and very popular SP (whom I got to know very well) once told me that the creepiest thing that ever happened to her was some weirdo client held her face tightly and licked her face all over like if he were a dog licking a bone! IMO, that's not just creepy but scary!
 

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A young and very popular SP (whom I got to know very well) once told me that the creepiest thing that ever happened to her was some weirdo client held her face tightly and licked her face all over like if he were a dog licking a bone! IMO, that's not just creepy but scary!

Did the guy play for the Boston Bruins by any chance?
 

jalimon

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I have a couple of tattoo's and because someone might think I'm unclean I try to shower at least 4 times a day ;)

So did the tattoo disappeared after 4 shower? ;)

I have none but absolutely love tattoo. I love to see a classy beautiful lady with a full arm tattoo. Or neck tattoo. Or full back that goes down on the bum ho my my gives me goose bumps... I think women should prefer those as opposed to front legs tatoo.

Anyhow to stay on subject, tattoo are not creepy or not unclean, they are piece of art sticked to piece of art that women are :)

Cheers,
 

Julia Sky

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Like glitters on a painting ? Haha I like the way you think Jalimon :)
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
This is embarrassing but...............
I decided to purchase a butt plug, the ANALATOR 2000,now I did not expect it to be so big when I ordered it but after everyone left the house I decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup worked and I had it stuck to the bathroom door. OK, so when using this it was really big and awkward. I was trying to back in slowly so the butt hole can adapt to the massive width. I had my IPOD playing "Eye of the tiger " to help get me in the mood and pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn't hear my grandma come home early and apparently was making a lot of noise rocking on this mega dong and singing to the theme song of Rocky. Well grandma comes to investigate and jerks the door which snatched to toy out of my butt and bringing my sphincter with it. Grandma freaks out and power slams the door which drives this thing up my anus all the way to the base.I am screaming in pain and my grandma is clutching her chest. Next thing I know she collapses on the floor.So here I am, bleeding prolapsed butt hole and grandma lying on the floor.I am in so much pain and freaking out that I killed my grandma that I crawled over her and pushed her medic alert button. I tried to explain to the paramedic what happened and he almost pissed himself laughing. Anyways, they popped an ammonia capsule and grandma came to. We still do not make much eye contact, my butt hole still hurts and when i fart I sound like a Peterbilt 379 releasing it's air brakes.
 
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cloudsurf

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SolT thanks for the morning laugh :)
I think you should send that story into SNL....maybe they`ll put in a late nite sketch....lol
 

MichaelJ

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Incredibly naive. That’s why I’m willing to pay hundreds of dollars for beautiful women to act like they love me. I’m also somewhat sarcastic. STN is a riot.
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
^^^^^^ Still upset that I never took you up on your offer to use your personal fist of fury, as I said I am a beginner and not a seasoned pro like yourself, that would have really hurt. We must meet for tea sometime and you can give me some pointers.
 

MichaelJ

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I have to go back to last night's post - STN's contribution truly is beautiful on a number of levels: an innocent young man coming of age; the concept of conquering a daunting challenge; the bonding of multiple generations as they overcome such an event together… all beautiful. The fact that the writer was able to survive such mental & physical trauma & is now able to document this in such elegant yet simple prose is also a thing of beauty. The more I read, the more I find that this board is the home of some truly exceptional literature.
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
Got back from a recent holiday in Thailand and came so close to having sex with a lady boy. Looked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.... It was only when she drove me to her place and reversed into the garage first attempt I thought to myself " Hang on a fucking minute ".
 

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Got back from a recent holiday in Thailand and came so close to having sex with a lady boy. Looked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.... It was only when she drove me to her place and reversed into the garage first attempt I thought to myself " Hang on a fucking minute ".

LOL... thanks. I needed a nasal coffee cleanse.
 

Julia Sky

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This made me laugh because my mom is terrible at parking and I don't even want to try driving at all LOL
 
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