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Thread: your scheduled girl can't make it because:

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    your scheduled girl can't make it because:

    The job of agency dispatcher can sometimes be complicated. A client has pre-booked a girl, but you have to think fast on your feet because, for whatever reason, you won't be able to come through with escort A, so you have to come up with a plausible reason for her no-show, even though not even a half-hour before, all was set... Let's help out these beleaguered phone jockeys with a list they can easily refer to during any future jams...

    EXCUSE # 1 (it's still only 10:30pm) "She was too tired and went home to sleep"

    EXCUSE #2 "She had to go see her mother/sister/boyfriend"

    EXCUSE #3 "She just had her period" (yet she had it also only 7 days ago)

    EXCUSE #4 "i can't reach the girl, the driver is waiting downstairs, but she's not answering her phone...she's never done this before..."

    EXCUSE #5 "She was kidnapped by aliens!"..."no, REALLY!!"

    EXCUSE#6 "She just left the agency...tonight!"(but oddly is still on call and on the website the following day)

    EXCUSE #7 "The car is stuck in traffic!!" (actually, the car is in another hotel's parking lot!! )

    Feel free to add any others you can think of, Folks!!
    Last edited by shijak; 10-29-2006 at 09:04 PM.

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    My only comment would be to add "we are worried about her" to excuse#4

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    Excuse #9

    "Redstorm booked her for a three way sleepover with him and his keyboard"

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    Lol

    Hello Shijak,

    The fraternity has decided to adopt her.

    She got tangled up at the orgy and we can't unravel the bodies.

    Her implants just deflated.

    She says she is in love...with her custom built vibrator.

    We just got an emergency call and she is needed as a party favor for Congress.

    Her recent visit to the zoo has opened new worlds for her.

    At the moment she is tied up by...uh...with some Japanese businessmen.

    Thanks,

    Korbel
    Last edited by korbel; 10-29-2006 at 09:46 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dee
    My grandmother died (or is sick).
    I got "Grandma is in the emergency room" once.

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    Oliver, the SP said "had to go see Grandma in the ER." This thread is about excuses.

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    How about just telling the truth:

    An arab sheikh offered here 10 times more than what you are willing to pay her, you cheap bastard........

    But sticking to the topic, it seems to me that EXCUSE # 1 "She was too tired and went home to sleep" - is the most common excuse.

    I got it once from celine, and another time from DC.
    Last edited by centaurus; 10-29-2006 at 11:28 PM.

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    But I'm also curious about what kind of excuse SP get from client for cancelling reasons!


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    ""#8-2 of our girls went for medical tests- one has alzheimer's the other has aids-they mixed up the results so since you ordered a duo i suggest to send both of them for a pizza and the one who comes back dont fuck her!""

    LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by centaurus
    How about just telling the truth:

    An arab sheikh offered here 10 times more than what you are willing to pay her, you cheap bastard........

    I got it once from celine, and another time from DC.
    Hello Centaurus,

    In short, it means...you just got better-dealed. That is probably what happens most of the time when a lady "can't make it". Emma of FKS makes a profession of excusing herself from a set appointment so she can take a "better deal" according to several hobbyists. And she is far from being the only one.

    Better luck to all in the future,

    Korbel

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    The funniest one!

    I have eard some funny reasons that I wanna share with you!

    1- The girl vanish after 2-3 calls:
    Reason: I went to eat were you drop me and while a was at the bathroom
    my phone fall into the toillette and didn't have your phone number anywhere!


    2- The girl vanish after 2-3 good days:
    Reason: I did work a lot lately and felt tired, so I closed my phone to sleep
    better (for a week!!!)

    3- The girl cancelled 2-3 hours before the appointment:
    Reason: Sorry I don't feel good today ... (but good enought to work for
    another agency the same night!!)

    More to come ...
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    Round 2

    1- The girl cannot work that day:
    Reason: During the night somebody broke my lock and stole everything in my appartement. I have to stay because I cannot lock my door! (but there is nothing more to be steel!)

    2- The girl cannot work that week-end:
    Reason: I think I am going to be sick so a better save my energy just in case!
    (Then another girl saw her in some kind of rave party the same week-end!)

    3- The girl cannot work the week AFTER this week-end:
    Reason: I am really sick, I don't no what happened, I went to see the doctor and I will come back next week!

    More to come ...
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    my excuse

    sore throat due to strep throat infection (or perhaps too large amounts of sperm intakes)

    I'll be back shortly!!!

    Love you all!!

    XXXXX
    Life Beats Down And Crushes The Soul And Art Reminds You That You Have One
    -Stella Adler

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    What!

    Hello all,

    It's gay pride week and she is booked up for the entire time.

    huh,

    Korbel

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    Your scheduled girl can't make it because

    On her way to meet you, she found Jesus...

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