The job of agency dispatcher can sometimes be complicated. A client has pre-booked a girl, but you have to think fast on your feet because, for whatever reason, you won't be able to come through with escort A, so you have to come up with a plausible reason for her no-show, even though not even a half-hour before, all was set... Let's help out these beleaguered phone jockeys with a list they can easily refer to during any future jams...
EXCUSE # 1 (it's still only 10:30pm) "She was too tired and went home to sleep"
EXCUSE #2 "She had to go see her mother/sister/boyfriend"
EXCUSE #3 "She just had her period" (yet she had it also only 7 days ago)
EXCUSE #4 "i can't reach the girl, the driver is waiting downstairs, but she's not answering her phone...she's never done this before..."
EXCUSE #5 "She was kidnapped by aliens!"..."no, REALLY!!"
EXCUSE#6 "She just left the agency...tonight!"(but oddly is still on call and on the website the following day)
EXCUSE #7 "The car is stuck in traffic!!" (actually, the car is in another hotel's parking lot!! )
Feel free to add any others you can think of, Folks!!