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Thread: Attention: jbelushi

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    Attention: jbelushi

    It's an unwritten rule of most sex boards that posters do not pass judgement on other posters' tastes, no matter how weird or bizarre they may seem. However, I'm not going to remain silent any longer.

    Have you not noticed that you have received virtually no responses to your requests?

    You seem to have a fixation with shit. You're looking for SP's who will let you "log a piping hot one". i.e. shit on her chest, or give her a "Dirty Sanchez", i.e. stick your finger in her ass and smear the shit around her mouth to make it look like a moustache and goatee. In your other posts, you're looking for bukkake or snowballing.

    I almost get the impression you're a smartass teenager who came across a website defining these terms and you're going through them one-by-one. If you are, please grow up!

    If you really are an adult looking for these "services", I don't know which is more pathetic - a man who gets sexually aroused by shitting on another human being, or a woman who would accept money in return for permitting herself to be degraded in such a manner.
    May your genitalia never fail ya.

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    What a thoughtful topic.

    jbelushi, let me just say this: MERB is basically about straight and normal pursuits of massage, strip clubs, and escorts. You will notice that there is no fetish section here, no bondage section, and not even really a gay or shemale section (although that question has come up from time to time). Basically, you are in a room full of relatively straight, relatively straightforward people. This isn't a group of particularly kinky people.

    I suspect a number of people here have had to check the urban dictionary to figure out what you are on about.

    No matter you age, you do come across as someone who just discovered a bunch of bad words, and is using them to shock and impress the people around you in the same way that some people make fart jokes.

    If this is your kink, well, congrats. Maybe Fred Zed will open up a section about it for your enjoyment. In the mean time, I would suggest that you have a look at the crowd you are talking to, and hopefully you will see that it is no more appropriate here than "a hot one" in the middle of your dinner table.

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    Degradation, arousal, fetish, just where is the line drawn? As a service provider I have met some pretty kinky people. I have 1 regular who gets aroused watching me pee. It doesn't do anything for me but he gets so turned on. Now I can psycho analyse this and say it has to do with "the forbidden" or get Freudian but in the end the reality is this is what excites him. We can't judge or decide where the lie should be drawn, it would be like saying if I like it it is erotica, if I don't it is porn. just my two cents worth.
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    I totally agree with naughtylady. And totally don't understand where StripperLover is coming from.

    He posted his message in 411. If you don't know where he is coming from (which I would guess 95+ of us don't) then disregard!

    It seems that StripperLover is genuinely offended because of words like "judgement", "degrade", "doesn't make it right". Who is he to decide. I could be wrong, but it is just the way I interpret his text.

    Although I find nothing about what he does interesting to me, I think that he has every right to persue it on the 411 board. If he finds some useful "411" great, if he doesn't so be it.

    When did you whoremongers become so judgemental? After all, if he finds someone to take him up on any "outrageous" act, at that point, isn't it just a business arrangement between two people. i.e. none of your (or my) concern.

    MM

    PS. Does one dial 411 for info in Canada? or is it another #?

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    Agreed Oliver!

    I blame it on the alcohol.

    I'll shut up and call it a night.

    From now on lets not belittle others for what we find "fun" or "entertaining".

    MM

    But I still want to know about the 411 thing.

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    Like my least favorite line from Ghost.....

    Ditto.

    I don't find what he is looking for appealing, but I support his right to search.

    MM

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    I was mistaken

    I don't say it often but you can quote me on that.

    I thought we were in 411 so I was defending (to the death) the right to ask any question, no matter how bizarre (unless it impinges on the free and legal operation of this board).

    Now that I realize we are not in 411, I appologize to StripperLover and anyone else whom I might have offended.

    MM

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    $20,

    Beastiality and Necrophilia are -- at least here in the states -- illegal. Whereas in many places (NOT ALL!) scat is not.

    I try to post based on what I understand to be legal. I don't try to keep someone from posting based upon my morals or ethics. Those can differ from person to person and from time to time.

    ---

    That being said. since he has not shown up to defend himself so ... you are probably right.

    MM

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    Actually, MM, if you read the laws carefully, bestilaity isn't illegal in all US states... but anal sex is illegal in many of them, go figure.

    IMHO, jbelushi's requests aren't something I will pass judgement on directly. To each their very own. I honestly don't care on that level in the slightest. However, based on the content of MERB as a whole, it maybe isn't the right place to ask, ya know?

    Everyone here has the inalienable right to be turned on by something weird, strange, silly, or sexy. Enjoy it. :-)

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    I also think it is digusting but.... I thought that the lounge was an area where anything could be asked?

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    Happydan,

    I'd be very surprised to find a state in the US where bestiality is not illegal let alone one in which it would not be prosecuted. Even though anal sex may still be on the books as illegal in some states, there are few instances where it is specifically targeted as a basis to prosecute. Their are lots of laws in the US that simply are on the books and are outdated and unenforced. For instance, there are a few states that still have laws prohibiting interracial marriage, yet there are many interracial couples living in those jurisdictions.

    To all,

    And here is a shocker, one that you can write down for the annuls of history....I agree 100% with what Stripperlover has written in response to this thread. I simply don't find anything that JBelushi has written on this board pertaining to his "out of band" preferences as appropriate subject matter for this forum. It is in poor taste. The designation of "anal" is rightfully applied to anybody who doesn't get that. Avery is on target by posting his concern. An observant individual would realize that his requests for these deviant type of "services" are not a proper subject for this forum any more than gay sex.

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    Beastiality?

    EBS

    I think you're referring to another poster; I was talking about JBELUSHI's post.

    I'm a bit surprised that many of you are against his post. I thought freedom of the press was one of your sacred laws (Ours also but we do put some limits on it here).

    Again I find scat, golden showers and bestiality repulsive and I’ll add for EBS's sake that I am not into men either but this is Montreal Erotic Review Board and well...to each his own. Hell many posters seek info on sessions with 2 ladies and you mean to tell me that they don't want these ladies to perform some lesbian acts? So now I’ll be facetious and say, it’s ok to be a lesbian but not ok to be gay? What about couples seeking info, those posts were not deemed out of place.

    What one person finds erotic another can find disgusting. This is an open forum! Where do we draw the line? What about domination, bondage, S&M? Come to think of it, many people would find this whole board disgusting!

    So again, is JBELUSHI's post out of place here in the lounge? Is it not an erotic request? JBELUSHI will find that out on his own merely by the lack of information received and I believe that this is the way we should state that this subject or any other is taboo here.

    Finally, there is only one subject that I find needs to be automatically banned from this board (or any board for that matter) and that is one involving children. Fred should automatically delete those posts and send all info to the LE.

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    Originally posted by oliver kloseoff
    quote from happy dan
    Finally, there is only one subject that I find needs to be automatically banned from this board (or any board for that matter) and that is one involving children. Fred should automatically delete those posts and send all info to the LE.

    if there was such posts id be the first to report it.

    if your refering to the ongoing teen prostitution trial
    this is public knowledge and i dont recall anything written about the girls rather the misguided johns involved.
    however if i or anyone else missed anything pointing towards kids or you feel there is indeed something of this nature you can as a responsible individual report this for the rest of us to fred
    under report this post to the moderator just click
    oliver
    No i have'nt seen anything here and yes I would report it to the moderator. My statement was in reference to where we sould draw the line on posts that is all.

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    Originally posted by 20 bucks
    Alright so if we're going to do a "live and let live" about his posts, then I guess the door is open fo rme to ask what I really want to know.

    Does anybody know of a farm where I could bang some sheep, geese and chickens for under forty bucks?

    I'm really into donkeys too. I knew a farmer in St. Hyacinthe but my car broke down when one of my rabbits caught his tail on the distributor cap. Hard to explain that to the mechanic.


    Um... for the record... just kidding...really!
    Try Australia LOL where men are men and sheep are nervous.

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    another 2 cents worth

    We have do business judging a persons particular tastes. When it comes to doing something illegal that should and must be reported not only to Fred, but to the authorities...espicially if we are talking about children. By the way did you know that the age of concent here in Canada is 14? Too young in my opinion. However taking pics of teens or film or for pay is illegal.

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