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    Talking Just for fun!

    DO YOU KNOW...the difference between margarine and butter? Read on to the gets very interesting!

    - Both have the same amount of calories.
    - Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared to 5 grams.
    - Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study.
    - Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods.
    - Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine hasa few only because they are added!
    - Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavors of other foods.
    - Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for
    less than 100 years.

    And now, for Margarine...

    - Very high in trans fatty acids...
    - Triple risk of coronary heart disease..
    - Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol)
    - Lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol) ....
    - Increases the risk of cancers by up to five fold...
    - Lowers quality of breast milk...
    - Decreases immune response...
    - Decreases insulin response.

    And here is the most disturbing fact.... HERE IS THE PART THAT IS VERY INTERESTING!

    Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC...

    This fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and
    anything else that ishydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance).

    YOU can try this yourself: purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in
    your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things: no flies, not even those peskyfruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something) ... it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional value, nothing will grow on it...even those teeny weeny microorganisms will nota find a home to grow.

    Why? Because, it is nearlyplastic. Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toasts?

    Share This With Your (lady) Friends.....(Butter them up!)


    PS: This was not coming from a scientific source! Don't challenge me about the fact...

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    Now read THIS!

    We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

    The Guys' Rules

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

    1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

    1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

    1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

    1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

    Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

    Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!

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    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Was butter used by Marlon Brando in that film I don't remember the name??
    Or was it the substitute?
    Last edited by Lawless; 04-07-2004 at 05:25 PM.

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    Proudly Liberal
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Eastern Canada

    Last Tango in Paris

    Last Tango in Paris, if i remember correctly. It was directed by Bernardo Bertulucci, i think.

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    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Yes, that's the one.
    But was it butter?
    In the affirmative, all of us have to stick to real butter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    ...and butter, don't forget the butter!!!!

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