Haha at the texting part Id say majority do it for the job. The venting is funny after the fact. Given the fact that so many dont know how to kiss and reinact a hentai video and assume its top lol . ( To quote a favorite line from a famous movie “ ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED “
Why so some SP's not like DFK or its restriction?
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Haha at the texting part Id say majority do it for the job. The venting is funny after the fact. Given the fact that so many dont know how to kiss and reinact a hentai video and assume its top lol . ( To quote a favorite line from a famous movie “ ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED “
Sorry I don’t share your common sense..
My common sense is more like: I wouldn’t put out and play favourites to please people / play favourites.
What you’re describing is not YMMV. It’s just basic standards to me.
YMMV is when an SP gives extras that she wouldn’t do in the first place.
Why would an SP treat a client like a project who can “do better?” It’s odd. It’s like taking them by the hand and giving them a golden star sticker in kindergarten. Lmao. “Good job here’s your reward” type of thing.
Extras are extras - I wouldn’t sell myself short hahaha literally.
And if he’s gross then I’ll never see him again.
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I dont know man, that seems like basic hygiene to me. Not ymmv
Yeah I’m not about to mommy people about hygiene.
“Here’s a free rimjob for your clean dick”
That sounds like a winning advertisement to me.
Be careful though they will start to clean other parts also.
It was in reference to an automechanical service. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Oh, you meant like an exhaust probe?
Imagine that clamped to our nuts and, 1,2,3, bloooow
Totally wrong, thats just another example of reinventing the meanings of acronyms. Acronyms were widely accepted on boards of this kind, i.e. Hobbyist for hobbyist to simplfly the exchange of infos. Strangely the variations(sometimes very misleading), seems to always come from providers.
I’m not trying to reinvent anything. I believe this is its meaning. I’d like to be corrected if I’m wrong!Totally wrong, thats just another example of reinventing the meanings of acronyms. Acronyms were widely accepted on boards of this kind, i.e. Hobbyist for hobbyist to simplfly the exchange of infos. Strangely the variations(sometimes very misleading), seems to always come from providers.
It’s only normal that Bob won’t get the same service as Tom.
They’re different people = function differently.
It’s kinda like when guys ask me “do you squirt?”
Yes, I do but maybe Bob got the squirt that day because it happened naturally and didn’t with Tom.
Doesn’t mean I favour Bob. I probably favour Tom actually because I wouldn’t have to clean up and pass the mop afterwards.
DouMan that looks like torture. It was a play on words. Meaning: I’ll clean your car rims with the pushpush.
Totally wrong, thats just another example of reinventing the meanings of acronyms. Acronyms were widely accepted on boards of this kind, i.e. Hobbyist for hobbyist to simplfly the exchange of infos. Strangely the variations(sometimes very misleading), seems to always come from providers.
I just reviewed my shenanigans.
I can see where I went wrong - by implying extras were given. Which is not necessarily true.
YMMV is just a given off the bat - logical that it’s a different experience for everyone.
I can also see why the term can get lost in translation.
(and I understand why you gave me those eyes haha)Strangely the variations(sometimes very misleading), seems to always come from providers.
However, I also think that some clients have given the term YMMV their own kind of spin on it. It’s given a different connotation / they EXPECT certain things from a SP regarding their experience. Especially after having read reviews on them. I see lots of that. They then get disappointed that they didn’t get the same “results” that someone else got. (My prior example to Bob and Tom)
So. @Workingman and @Cap'tain Fantastic I apologize for being a dumb bitch tonight. (It may happen again some other time, sorry in advance)
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There used to be a time not long ago when you booked a SP from one of the top MERB agencies and you were clean and polite GFE: BBBJ, DFK, DATY & DIGITS was the norm, one did not have to ask as it was a given. For me LFK was good enough and have issues with having short fingernails so DIGITS was out but my choice.
As I stated earlier, these ladies are still out there.
Naw, not torture, but does give a "hole" new picture of "blowing smoke up someone's ass"
Yes I don’t doubt that at all! And that’s pretty cool! As a client perspective:
Less headaches / research. Simplicity. Haha.
I’m also the type to not read the menu at a restaurant and go for the same meal/ combination I know I will enjoy! (food analogies make me lol)
But yes. I guess it’s changed and girls complicated it. When in reality they just won’t force themselves to do XYZ if they don’t want to / have boundaries.
I get you guys’ POV.
Am I ever glad I am not named Bob or Tom.
The free rim job for the dick sounds far more enticing.
Bingo! Most of the time, the different experiences would be based on hygiene, rude client, awkward personality/lack of social communication skills and less frequently, appearance or age gap.
I never wrote that it was bizarre? I only said that it should be disclosed upfront in the ad if not then to not to use GFE because it is misleading.
Oh I know, I personally just thought it was bizarre. Then I went off on a wild tangent lmao. (Someone take my phone away when I can’t work / recovering from strep hahah)
Back to DFK.
I have zero problem with the SP being slightly younger than me.
Will never hold it against them.
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