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    Keeping the Wife from Finding Out!

    I am looking for some guidance, advice and experiences from other hobbiest with a wife or 'significant other.'

    I am married and have been visiting young ladies without getting found out by my wife for about a year. I'd like to keep it that way, but doing that is a constant concern.

    I'd be interested in hearing how long people have gone without getting found out. If you were found out what was the give away. I'd be most interested in personal experiences.

    I'm hoping some of you have been doing this for many years without getting caught. I want to follow in your footsteps.

    Erosthesenses

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    Imagine you are committing a crime (not far from the truth, eh?)

    Plan ahead.....
    Have an alibi for the time spent being wicked.
    Ideally you should get home when no one is there so you can change clothes and shower. If not, be very careful about scents, oils, cigarette smoke etc..
    If you're caught in foreign territory (e.g. car accident) - have a reason for being there.
    If you bump into a friend in foreign territory - have a reason for being there.
    Leave no trace.............
    Never (got that, NEVER) reveal your real name.
    Be discreet about revealing personal details of your circumstances or family. (even under cover of a fake name)
    Don't take your wallet with personal ID to the encounter.
    And, oh yes.................pay cash

    sinbad

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    Two small tidbits in addition to sinbad's comments:

    The computer...be careful about the computer. Electronic trails are everywhere.

    And as Tiger found out...guard your cell phone with you life...or at least be sure you scrub it of all call logs and texts.
    Enjoy life my friends....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinbad View Post
    Imagine you are committing a crime (not far from the truth, eh?)
    Never (got that, NEVER) reveal your real name.
    sinbad
    That can cut both ways - imagine being with your significant other within ear shot but standing a little away and this pretty young thing spots you and says "Hi Peter" whereas in reality you are "Paul" !

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    Quote Originally Posted by prophetofdoom View Post
    That can cut both ways - imagine being with your significant other within ear shot but standing a little away and this pretty young thing spots you and says "Hi Peter" whereas in reality you are "Paul" !
    O.K. not a happy moment (and would even an airhead pretty young SP be that stupid!), but "I think you must be mistaken, my name's not Peter, and I don't think we've ever met", would easier to deal with than, "how come that woman knows your name, honey?"

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    I am looking for some guidance, advice and experiences from other hobbiest with a wife or 'significant other.'

    I am married and have been visiting young ladies without getting found out by my wife for about a year. I'd like to keep it that way, but doing that is a constant concern.

    I'd be interested in hearing how long people have gone without getting found out. If you were found out what was the give away. I'd be most interested in personal experiences.

    I'm hoping some of you have been doing this for many years without getting caught. I want to follow in your footsteps.

    Erosthesenses
    Best way is to STOP hobbying after marriage! - LOL

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    also pay cash : always: dont use interac even in resto: once a paid with interac and the resto call me at home cuz they made an error with the bill and wanted to reimburse me...
    i make the girls book the room and i pay them cash for the room so no trace: get the cash from your regular atm and not the one in the hotel
    get a prepaid cell phone and pay cash give a fake name for the receipt: pay cash for the card take the one that is good for one year so u dont have to recharge...
    and never call your family and friends with this phone
    if u put girls number on this phone ( or other phone) use fake contact name as Mr so and so , fake company, reverse the numbers so if somebody finds out they wont never figure out the real number...
    if u travel with a girl make her book her flight herself: never declare that u are traveling together!
    other tricks coming...
    if u have specific questions pm me: i will always help a friend
    Last edited by wimbledon; 03-06-2010 at 12:05 PM.

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    Keeping It Straight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Erosthesenses View Post
    I am married and have been visiting young ladies without getting found out by my wife for about a year. I'd like to keep it that way, but doing that is a constant concern.

    Erosthesenses
    Hello Erosthesenses,

    When planning intimate time with the wife...if you still do that:

    1. Don't call her under an assumed name from a hotel.

    2. She has no rate by the hour...per se.

    3. Remember her name is not Destiny, Cherish, or Tamiqua.

    4. Don't have pricey bottles of wine. Stick to cheap gin, vodka, or just beer.

    5. No lingerie gifts under size 16.

    6. Don't get too excited about the sex like you are cheating on your wife.

    7. Don't negotiate for extras.

    8. Avoid giving her an orgasm at all costs...and avoid having one.

    9. No hair pulling, spanking, dirty talk, or passionate kissing.

    10. Bosco goes in milk, not on her.

    11. One position on the bed only; no couches, counter or stove tops, patios, diving board, back seats or beaches.

    12. On pay day just keep handing over the checks, don't leave cash in an envelope.

    13. Remember she stays the night....unfortunately.

    *This has been brought to you by...TMWP (Take my wife...PLEASE!!!)

    Happy conjugals,

    Merlot
    Last edited by Merlot; 03-06-2010 at 12:59 PM.

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    Nice M...that's hilarious!!!

    But, I have to give up the Bosco...really...dammit, not the Bosco...<insert real rolleyes smiley here> or this unreasonable, shitty wanna be smiley...

    Have fun.
    J
    Enjoy life my friends....

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    Wait for Tiger Woods' Autobiography, read it, make notes and don't do anything he did and you may not get caught.

    Also, throw out all sports equipment like golf clubs, baseball bats, hockey sticks, get rid of sharp objects, just in case you do get caught.

    In other words, cover all possibilities.

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    A few years ago there was a hobbyist I used to chat with somewhat regularly who suddenly disappeared from the boards/chat rooms. About 2 months after the disappearance he sent me an email, telling me that his wife had gotten on to his computer and somehow got into his hobbyist email account and read some of his emails booking ladies. He had been using an HDH agency at the time which did advance bookings by email. Anyway he told me he was going to have to lay low "for about a year" in order to try and save his marriage, a la Tiger Woods. I have not heard from him since, and I don't think anyone else has either. He used to post on MERB many years ago, but only very occasionally.

    More recently, an exclusive New York City HDH massage parlor with extras, of which I am a semi-regular client and also a member of their passworded private website, had a problem when the wife of one of the other members discovered his extramarital activities at said massage parlor. The wife, with vengeance in her heart (hell hath no fury like a woman scorned) somehow managed to hack into the passworded private website, and started posting there basically accusing the MP of being homewreckers. From what the operator told me, she also began calling the massage parlor 24/7, and was constantly harassing the phone girls, telling them they were homewreckers, sluts and bitches, yadayadyada. Finally the operator did the smart thing which was to put up a post which basically said, "hey sugar, he has been cheating on you with us for a long time and chances are he is seeing other ladies at other establishments so it is totally illogical for you to single out our business for harassment. The problem is not with us, the problem is with your marriage. That is something you need to work out with him, or not. Leave us out of it." I believe that the client eventually lost his privileges though, due to the fact that they did not want to deal with all the fucking bullshit and the hassle from the jilted wife. The way this place works you need to give them a password when you call (your name and a code) and that gets you into the secure building where they operate.

    I personally believe that a lot of married guys who hobby enjoy the thrill and danger of doing something secret behind the wife's back. They are obviously not getting the satisfaction they need from the wife, and I think getting the satisfaction elsewhere, and secretly doing so without the wife's knowledge, presents a challenge and a thrill, perhaps as much of a thrill as the actual act itself.
    Last edited by EagerBeaver; 03-06-2010 at 09:01 PM.

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    Hmmmmm, well......just imagine how your wife would cheat on you and follow her lead, womem are smarter at this


    Quote Originally Posted by Erosthesenses View Post
    I am looking for some guidance, advice and experiences

    I am married and have been visiting young ladies without getting found out by my wife for about a year. I'd like to keep it that way, but doing that is a constant concern.

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    Let me add one other thing to think about. In my business I occasionally deal with private investigators and one of the investigators I use, who is a also a friend of mine, told me that about 80% of his business is surveillance on spouses suspected of cheating on their significant other. He has state of the art video equipment and does all his surveillance within the letter of the law. All I can say is if your wife has suspicions and she has the money (I think it is about $75/hour to get these guys engaged on a surveillance), she can put a tail on your ass. And it is really easy to get that shit on video and have it used in a subsequent civil case. He's taped people in cars in public parking lots, many times. So be real discreet.
    Last edited by EagerBeaver; 03-06-2010 at 09:38 PM.

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    You remind me of the time before I was hobbying when I was donating blood. One of the questions they asked me was if I had every paid money for sex. I wanted to ask them if that included my wife. Sex with the wife is some of the most expensive you can buy.

    I've been avoiding getting a hobbying phone. The idea is that if my wife ever found it would be over. I am completely careful about deleting numbers from my regular phone. In addition, I have never seen her looking through my phone. I think the risk of using my regular phone is greater than having an additional phone found and all my excuses or explainations being pretty lame. One risk though is that SP's now know my cell phone number she could get into my private life.

    Another concern is having SP's know too much of your personal information. I visit exclusively with widely and well reviewed independents. The usual suspects that are the best reviewed on this board. I didn't think the risk of them knowing my first name, cell phone number and profession was too much of a risk. I know there are problems with too much personal information, but I was hoping going to a independent with a reputation was some level of protection.

    I don't know how much the risk is part of the thrill of the experience. I like to think it is all about the girl and the time together. But in any case I'd like to keep my life from blowing up.

    Eros

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jman47 View Post
    Two small tidbits in addition to sinbad's comments:

    The computer...be careful about the computer. Electronic trails are everywhere.

    And as Tiger found out...guard your cell phone with you life...or at least be sure you scrub it of all call logs and texts.
    yeah good luck doing that will the itemized bill delivered each month. Best to get a dedicated throw-away phone and HIDE it. if it is found, deny its yours.
    You are cordially invited to toss my salad. There's an app for that!

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