Wow, I am not having a good streak here... I came on business and sayed over 2 extra nights... I made it a point to book an expensive suite in anticipation of some good internet searching and use of this (and other) boards to weed out the fake and uglies.
Well, HELL. On the one hand I did get some unique service from Apple (see review, to lazy to link), but she is like a 6. And not a bit of english so no conversation. Today I caught up on a 4 that sure looked hot in her pics but smelled like cheeze and cigarettes with a terrible attitude. Hell and damn.
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE HOTTIES? Crap. I mean, sure, I'm getting rimjobs, which is a new thing for me, but so far the two SPs speak no english and the MP I went to gave me the tamest nuru massage ever. Who gives a nuru with no ball play? Seriously? at least she spoke english. And the MP gets good reviews, too.
What am I missing? I am looking at all the escort sites like Satanic, etc., but now I am spooked.
I was thinking about Jordan @Eleganza or was really interested in Marie Eve from Montreal Girls on fire but hell - even though the stats look good and the pics are alright AND the reviews are good - uggh.
Maybe I'll ask the doorman at the hotel for a hookup.
Oh, and yea - I am not naming the hated MP or SP because I'm not a spiteful guy. Others seem to like them, so whatever.
Man, I'm ready to pay for class here. What's REAL?
//Rant over //