Water bed + videotape collection underneath equals 80's version of PornHub. Did he happen to have a moustache (Tom Selleck style)? Boomchicka-wawaaaa...
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He did not! And his video collection was actually pretty cool lol. But he wasn't super nice. and guess what, karma got him and his water bed deflated and ruined his collection.
My question for all of you : trick or treat?
(sorry couldn't help it lol)
Unfortunately not, I wish I was tho!
I'll definitely wear something extra sexy if I get a booking tonight
Sounds like he got what he deserved, one way or another. Whether it be Newton's third law of Motion/Physics (for every action/force in nature there is an equal and opposite reaction) or Cosmic Karma, the arc of the universe bends towards justice and fairness. Manifested in all of us. We all pay the Piper, eventually.
Trick or treat? Neither, the twin Dutch sisters are feeling a bit under the weather today (just messing HB). Tonight will be some cooking, gym, and starting the 2nd of the 17 books I've been procrastinating with for years...
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Lol.. I get to joke around today that being dressed as I am for any average day, I am just assumed to be wearing a costume and blend in with the day.
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I wonder if SPs sometimes do outcalls to a retirement home... (Résidence pour personnes âgées (condo style)).
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I would think that depends on what kind of place it is. Condo style I don't see why not. But I can't picture being comfortable in a place where there's a nursing desk along the hall, or need to sign in at the door.
Discretion and all.
You meaning calling for a SP is not included with assisted living services ?Lol
My parents lived in a high rise condo style assisted living facility in Florida before my mother died. Definitely at that place anyone could have called for an SP who would have been like any other visitor.
Never happened to me but I'm sure it does happen. I, however, have twice been on outcalls to university residences. One was a tiny dorm room on campus and the other was a shared appartment between a few students in an off-campus student housing complex. It was interesting to say the least! Haha
I remember one time a stripper initiated a handjob with a little bit of head with me in a private booth at a club in Miami. She was absolutely gorgeous and I was in my 30s at the time. I came in under a minute or two tops? Like she touched me put just the tip in her mouth and jerked it again a couple times and that was it. She was shocked at how fast I came . She said wow I guess you really needed that. My question for SPs is what is the fastest amount of time you have made a client cum in during a date after initiating sex that surprised you? Also do you like it when a client is so horned up and they just go right to poundtown, fuck like their life depended on it and cum right away?
I don’t know. I don’t revisit my rendezvous with clients like that. I don’t know how long it lasted.
•I know that in my personal life it’s happened a few times. There was one time I joked with my friend and said: I’m starting my Apple Watch for dancing
He came within 2 mins and said: please don’t save it to your activities
• Another time I gave someone a blowjob, turned around to grab a condom and he had already came
• My most shocking time was when I was trying to go down on a guy and he said: no let’s kiss some more please. I actually came earlier when we were making out.
I don’t like when first rendezvous go like that because I know I won’t have fun. Good for you! Happy for you but don’t expect a positive answer to “did you like it?”
I don’t need him to read me his autobiography but at least sit, let me look at you and imagine what kind of things we’ll be doing before we actually do it.
If I know you then it’s different.
One of my regular client that I really like greeted me in his hotel room and said: Lena, long time no see, how’s everything? Anything new?
I answered and he said: ok now let’s fuck!
I was so surprised and amused it didn’t bother me. I just laughed and took my clothes off.
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