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I can get in and out the asshole without hands!!!
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Things porn producers would have us believe
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I can get in and out the asshole without hands!!!
As a retired plumber, I can assure you that no woman has ever stood over me in a robe flashing her pussy while I was under her sink fixing things. 
Dude you have to screen your clients more carefully!As a retired plumber, I can assure you that no woman has ever stood over me in a robe flashing her pussy while I was under her sink fixing things.
Asian men don't exist?Here's a fun one that should probably be mandatory reading for the younger generation, insecure and demanding, raised with porn.
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- If your dick is below 8 inches, you're considered small
- All girls are bisexual
- Going down on a woman for 30 sec is more than enough
- Assholes are clean
- All girls love facials
- Asian men don't exist
- Regular missionary is for pussies
I've got a couple hundred GBs of bukkake porn that say otherwise.
I’ve noticed the same thing in phim hentai too—characters end up in totally bizarre situations that no one would realistically just go along with. It’s like they skip logic just to get to the next scene. Sometimes it’s funny, but other times it just takes me right out of it because it feels so forced.
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Women are up to sex every time and everywhere: when cooking, watching a movie, during the shower, doing the laundry, walking on the streets, walking in the wood, at the doctor, in a taxi ...
Hence reason why I book SP. Professional, understand the needs in the field, and I don't need to do mind game in dating app or social encounters.
that s a good one
, i confirm that the Adult Industry will never ever make you believe that such things exists as pussy farts. tho these are f##g real stuff you need to see happening
You don't see them. You hear them QEDthat s a good one
Porn producers would have us believe that any girl around is fine with doing anal as well, like it s taken for granted, if she likes good sex, she can do anal
When you look at porn today it seems like 90% of the male talent all have huge dicks! This is very misleading to reality where something only 2% of the male population have the type of huge dicks you now regularly see in porn. When i happen to watch today’s porn (which is rare since today’s porn doesn’t do a thing for me) and notice one of the actors has a normal sized penis you notice it right away! Big dicks have now become the norm & future generations who’ve been exposed to porn will feel like it’s not normal just to have an average-sized dick!
I remember back in the day when it was fun & stimulating to watch porn featuring the likes of John Holmes, Dick Rambone, Peter North, Tom Byron & Rocco Siffredi just because of the size of their big dicks & what they could do with it because it was rare to see such big dicks in porn at the time! But now it’s the norm & most people who watch porn will start to believe that they all have small dicks although in reality they have an average sized penis like the majority of men out there!
Well thank god good sex aint about dick size. porn dudes nowadays have extraordinary big onesI believe I have a small one thanks to porn
Producers would have me believe it's normal to exclusively watch "barely legal teens", to want to fuck 18-19 yo's, that the vast number of very young women are open to men 2x-4x their age, and that it's normal to find extreme attraction to young women from Cégep and university college girls at the malls.
Only after 2 years did she ask me why we always had to finish in her mouth, and whether I could finish in the condom.
I've matured since
Over 10 years ago when I had my first serious relationship, I'd always finish in her mouth with swallow, whether from BJ only sessions, or would pull out condom at the end for her to swallow. I thought it was a matter of convenience finishing
Only after 2 years did she ask me why we always had to finish in her mouth, and whether I could finish in the condom.
I've matured since
