For sure…...that I would be better served, if I quit my job and became a pizza delivery man...
Porn shows us that only a tiny spit dribble and a house-sized buttplug is required for greek prep. After that go ahead and shove a telephone pole sized cock up her bum to the balls on the first stroke. (Being cynical)
Look mummy! It’s like riding my bike.Being a butt lover from way back...
Porn shows us that only a tiny spit dribble and a house-sized buttplug is required for greek prep. After that go ahead and shove a telephone pole sized cock up her bum to the balls on the first stroke. (Being cynical)
Dude you have to screen your clients more carefully!As a retired plumber, I can assure you that no woman has ever stood over me in a robe flashing her pussy while I was under her sink fixing things.
Is that why you retired?As a retired plumber, I can assure you that no woman has ever stood over me in a robe flashing her pussy while I was under her sink fixing things.
Asian men don't exist?Here's a fun one that should probably be mandatory reading for the younger generation, insecure and demanding, raised with porn.
I'll start:
Feel free to add
- If your dick is below 8 inches, you're considered small
- All girls are bisexual
- Going down on a woman for 30 sec is more than enough
- Assholes are clean
- All girls love facials
- Asian men don't exist
- Regular missionary is for pussies