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My Gold Medal WTF moment with an SP

May 5, 2024
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Recently had an extended outcall with an indy SP when the most WTF moment happened -

We had a bit of a lull in action and the SP decided to make a phone call (unknown to me) starting somewhat privately in the bathroom but then came into the room still talking and then on speaker! . . .

'I'm with a client now . . .hey (to me) say hi to my Dad', her Dad says 'Hello' and I'm stunned and just reply back 'Hello' WTF !!!
This isn't verbatim of course, I was just stunned!
I'm just glad I didn't answer 'Guess what I'm doing to your daughter tonight'

She said during the call that her Dad knows what she does but WTF !!

Recently had an extended outcall with an indy SP when the most WTF moment happened -

We had a bit of a lull in action and the SP decided to make a phone call (unknown to me) starting somewhat privately in the bathroom but then came into the room still talking and then on speaker! . . .

'I'm with a client now . . .hey (to me) say hi to my Dad', her Dad says 'Hello' and I'm stunned and just reply back 'Hello' WTF !!!
This isn't verbatim of course, I was just stunned!
I'm just glad I didn't answer 'Guess what I'm doing to your daughter tonight'

She said during the call that her Dad knows what she does but WTF !!
Seems like a classy one!!
 

Doc Holliday

Forever Horny
Sep 27, 2003
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There was this sp named Emilly that i used to see every time i’d visit Mtl. We had great chemistry from the first time we met. My review of our first encounter even won review-of-the-month & the second time i saw her she walked into my room with her arms raised & shouted “We won! We won!” I replied “Won what?” She said “We won review-of-the-month!” I asked her what made her think that i was the person who wrote it since i had never mentioned to her my board handle. But she said it was obvious it was me from the details i had mentioned. Damn! My cover was blown! Lol.

Anyways she always preferred taking a bath over a shower after our lovemaking sessions. And one thing we alwaysnhad was great communication. So she’d always ask me to come in the bathroom with her to continue our discussion while she was taking her bath. However one time i walked in after going to put on my robe & caught her sitting on the toilet! Omg! I immediately said sorry & covered my eyes & turned around! But she replied “No, no…come back. I’m just peeing, don’t worry. Come & talk to me.” I told her next time at least shut the door when she wants to take a pee. Lol. So i turned around and stayed near the door to talk while she was still peeing. But strangely i somewhat found this setting erotic in a weird kind of way. I told her that this was probably the first time i had ever watched a woman pee! She replied “Really? Does it turn you on?” I replied “I dunno. Maybe. Who knows. Now i’m embarrassed!” Lol. Then she said “Come over here. Come closer.” I replied “Don’t you want to take your bath? You’re gonna be late.” She smiled and said “Come closer….closer.” Then when i was about a foot from her she snuck her hand under my robe & said “Omg! You’re hard again!” I was surprised myself, actually. Then right out of the blue she opened my robe & began giving me a blowjob while she was still sitting on the toilet! I was totally caught off guard. I hadn’t expected this! When it became obvious that i wasn’t going to cum (I had just did like 10 minutes earlier) she stopped and joked “Time for my bath!” I replied “Omg! It’s the first time i ever get a blowjob from a girl who’s having a pee!” She laughed & replied “It’s also the first time I ever blow a guy while i’m having a pee!” I said “Really?” And she said “Of course! I’ve never done this before!” And we both chuckled as she climbed into the bathtub. Lol.

Fuck i miss her! Lol.
 
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Lunaseraphim

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There was this sp named Emilly that i used to see every time i’d visit Mtl. We had great chemistry from the first time we met. My review of our first encounter even won review-of-the-month & the second time i saw her she walked into my room with her arms raised & shouted “We won! We won!” I replied “Won what?” She said “We won review-of-the-month!” I asked her what made her think that i was the person who wrote it since i had never mentioned to her my board handle. But she said it was obvious it was me from the details i had mentioned. Damn! My cover was blown! Lol.

Anyways she always preferred taking a bath over a shower after our lovemaking sessions. And one thing we alwaysnhad was great communication. So she’d always ask me to come in the bathroom with her to continue our discussion while she was taking her bath. However one time i walked in after going to put on my robe & caught her sitting on the toilet! Omg! I immediately said sorry & covered my eyes & turned around! But she replied “No, no…come back. I’m just peeing, don’t worry. Come & talk to me.” I told her next time at least shut the door when she wants to take a pee. Lol. So i turned around and stayed near the door to talk while she was still peeing. But strangely i somewhat found this setting erotic in a weird kind of way. I told her that this was probably the first time i had ever watched a woman pee! She replied “Really? Does it turn you on?” I replied “I dunno. Maybe. Who knows. Now i’m embarrassed!” Lol. Then she said “Come over here. Come closer.” I replied “Don’t you want to take your bath? You’re gonna be late.” She smiled and said “Come closer….closer.” Then when i was about a foot from her she snuck her hand under my robe & said “Omg! You’re hard again!” I was surprised myself, actually. Then right out of the blue she opened my robe & began giving me a blowjob while she was still sitting on the toilet! I was totally caught off guard. I hadn’t expected this! When it became obvious that i wasn’t going to cum (I had just did like 10 minutes earlier) she stopped and joked “Time for my bath!” I replied “Omg! It’s the first time i ever get a blowjob from a girl who’s having a pee!” She laughed & replied “It’s also the first time I ever blow a guy while i’m having a pee!” I said “Really?” And she said “Of course! I’ve never done this before!” And we both chuckled as she climbed into the bathtub. Lol.

Fuck i miss her! Lol.
Watching women pee is kinda hot lol I agree.
 

Doc Holliday

Forever Horny
Sep 27, 2003
20,783
2,378
113
Canada
Watching women pee is kinda hot lol I agree.
I remember one girl that i had seen several times. One evening we were relaxing in bed after just doing the deed & she said to me “I don’t know about you but i think we have pretty good chemistry. Do you feel the same way?” I replied that i agreed with her & the thing i liked the most about our time together was up to that time every simgle one of our encounters differred from one another. They were never the same. She agreed & said “How about i bring along my dominatrix outfit the next time you’re in town?” I was somewhat caught offguard & told her i was surprised that she was into that. She replied that she wasn’t really into that & hadn’t used her outfit in a while but occasionally enjoyed it with the right guy. So i asked her “How will you know it’s me & when? I’m not even sure myself when i’ll be back & i don’t have your number.” She replied “Yeah, you’re right. Maybe you see me one night & we plan it for the next night?”:I said maybe. I’d consider it. But i wasn’t sure if that’d be my thing, to be honest. Then she said “Come on, it’ll be fun. Plus it’s been so long that i haven’t done that & i’m sure it’ll be fun to experience this together since we really have good chemistry. We should do it!”:Then she said “Wait…i have an even better idea. Why don’t we try a golden shower next time? Have you ever done it?” I was again caught off guard & asked “You’ve done that? Really?” She chuckled and said only once or twice. She wasn’t really into this but didn’t mind it. She said she’d be willing to do it if i wanted to try it. I asked “How would it work? You pee or what?” She laughed & said “Really it’s up to you. I can pee on you or you can pee on me or we can pee on one another. Some people are really into this, trust me!” I thought about for a few seconds & told her “Nah…i find that too disgusting. I find nothing stimulating about this. I don’t find getting peed on a turn-on at all!” So it was a hard pass for me. I enjoyed trying & discovering new things but i still had my limits.

Years later when i think about that time & that particular girl (i still occasionally think about my old favorites) i tell myself “Damn! I blew a great opportunity to try something i may have ended up liking, who knows? Why didn’t i take advantage of some opportunities when they were presented to me, no questions asked?” I never did get to see that girl again. She abruptly retired a few weeks later & moved away.
 
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Connoisseur12

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There was this sp named Emilly that i used to see every time i’d visit Mtl. We had great chemistry from the first time we met. My review of our first encounter even won review-of-the-month & the second time i saw her she walked into my room with her arms raised & shouted “We won! We won!” I replied “Won what?” She said “We won review-of-the-month!” I asked her what made her think that i was the person who wrote it since i had never mentioned to her my board handle. But she said it was obvious it was me from the details i had mentioned. Damn! My cover was blown! Lol.

Anyways she always preferred taking a bath over a shower after our lovemaking sessions. And one thing we alwaysnhad was great communication. So she’d always ask me to come in the bathroom with her to continue our discussion while she was taking her bath. However one time i walked in after going to put on my robe & caught her sitting on the toilet! Omg! I immediately said sorry & covered my eyes & turned around! But she replied “No, no…come back. I’m just peeing, don’t worry. Come & talk to me.” I told her next time at least shut the door when she wants to take a pee. Lol. So i turned around and stayed near the door to talk while she was still peeing. But strangely i somewhat found this setting erotic in a weird kind of way. I told her that this was probably the first time i had ever watched a woman pee! She replied “Really? Does it turn you on?” I replied “I dunno. Maybe. Who knows. Now i’m embarrassed!” Lol. Then she said “Come over here. Come closer.” I replied “Don’t you want to take your bath? You’re gonna be late.” She smiled and said “Come closer….closer.” Then when i was about a foot from her she snuck her hand under my robe & said “Omg! You’re hard again!” I was surprised myself, actually. Then right out of the blue she opened my robe & began giving me a blowjob while she was still sitting on the toilet! I was totally caught off guard. I hadn’t expected this! When it became obvious that i wasn’t going to cum (I had just did like 10 minutes earlier) she stopped and joked “Time for my bath!” I replied “Omg! It’s the first time i ever get a blowjob from a girl who’s having a pee!” She laughed & replied “It’s also the first time I ever blow a guy while i’m having a pee!” I said “Really?” And she said “Of course! I’ve never done this before!” And we both chuckled as she climbed into the bathtub. Lol.

Fuck i miss her! Lol.
Id like to read that review
 
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