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My Gold Medal WTF moment with an SP
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There was this sp named Emilly that i used to see every time i’d visit Mtl. We had great chemistry from the first time we met. My review of our first encounter even won review-of-the-month & the second time i saw her she walked into my room with her arms raised & shouted “We won! We won!” I replied “Won what?” She said “We won review-of-the-month!” I asked her what made her think that i was the person who wrote it since i had never mentioned to her my board handle. But she said it was obvious it was me from the details i had mentioned. Damn! My cover was blown! Lol.
Anyways she always preferred taking a bath over a shower after our lovemaking sessions. And one thing we alwaysnhad was great communication. So she’d always ask me to come in the bathroom with her to continue our discussion while she was taking her bath. However one time i walked in after going to put on my robe & caught her sitting on the toilet! Omg! I immediately said sorry & covered my eyes & turned around! But she replied “No, no…come back. I’m just peeing, don’t worry. Come & talk to me.” I told her next time at least shut the door when she wants to take a pee. Lol. So i turned around and stayed near the door to talk while she was still peeing. But strangely i somewhat found this setting erotic in a weird kind of way. I told her that this was probably the first time i had ever watched a woman pee! She replied “Really? Does it turn you on?” I replied “I dunno. Maybe. Who knows. Now i’m embarrassed!” Lol. Then she said “Come over here. Come closer.” I replied “Don’t you want to take your bath? You’re gonna be late.” She smiled and said “Come closer….closer.” Then when i was about a foot from her she snuck her hand under my robe & said “Omg! You’re hard again!” I was surprised myself, actually. Then right out of the blue she opened my robe & began giving me a blowjob while she was still sitting on the toilet! I was totally caught off guard. I hadn’t expected this! When it became obvious that i wasn’t going to cum (I had just did like 10 minutes earlier) she stopped and joked “Time for my bath!” I replied “Omg! It’s the first time i ever get a blowjob from a girl who’s having a pee!” She laughed & replied “It’s also the first time I ever blow a guy while i’m having a pee!” I said “Really?” And she said “Of course! I’ve never done this before!” And we both chuckled as she climbed into the bathtub. Lol.
Fuck i miss her! Lol.
Anyways she always preferred taking a bath over a shower after our lovemaking sessions. And one thing we alwaysnhad was great communication. So she’d always ask me to come in the bathroom with her to continue our discussion while she was taking her bath. However one time i walked in after going to put on my robe & caught her sitting on the toilet! Omg! I immediately said sorry & covered my eyes & turned around! But she replied “No, no…come back. I’m just peeing, don’t worry. Come & talk to me.” I told her next time at least shut the door when she wants to take a pee. Lol. So i turned around and stayed near the door to talk while she was still peeing. But strangely i somewhat found this setting erotic in a weird kind of way. I told her that this was probably the first time i had ever watched a woman pee! She replied “Really? Does it turn you on?” I replied “I dunno. Maybe. Who knows. Now i’m embarrassed!” Lol. Then she said “Come over here. Come closer.” I replied “Don’t you want to take your bath? You’re gonna be late.” She smiled and said “Come closer….closer.” Then when i was about a foot from her she snuck her hand under my robe & said “Omg! You’re hard again!” I was surprised myself, actually. Then right out of the blue she opened my robe & began giving me a blowjob while she was still sitting on the toilet! I was totally caught off guard. I hadn’t expected this! When it became obvious that i wasn’t going to cum (I had just did like 10 minutes earlier) she stopped and joked “Time for my bath!” I replied “Omg! It’s the first time i ever get a blowjob from a girl who’s having a pee!” She laughed & replied “It’s also the first time I ever blow a guy while i’m having a pee!” I said “Really?” And she said “Of course! I’ve never done this before!” And we both chuckled as she climbed into the bathtub. Lol.
Fuck i miss her! Lol.
I remember one girl that i had seen several times. One evening we were relaxing in bed after just doing the deed & she said to me “I don’t know about you but i think we have pretty good chemistry. Do you feel the same way?” I replied that i agreed with her & the thing i liked the most about our time together was up to that time every simgle one of our encounters differred from one another. They were never the same. She agreed & said “How about i bring along my dominatrix outfit the next time you’re in town?” I was somewhat caught offguard & told her i was surprised that she was into that. She replied that she wasn’t really into that & hadn’t used her outfit in a while but occasionally enjoyed it with the right guy. So i asked her “How will you know it’s me & when? I’m not even sure myself when i’ll be back & i don’t have your number.” She replied “Yeah, you’re right. Maybe you see me one night & we plan it for the next night?”:I said maybe. I’d consider it. But i wasn’t sure if that’d be my thing, to be honest. Then she said “Come on, it’ll be fun. Plus it’s been so long that i haven’t done that & i’m sure it’ll be fun to experience this together since we really have good chemistry. We should do it!”:Then she said “Wait…i have an even better idea. Why don’t we try a golden shower next time? Have you ever done it?” I was again caught off guard & asked “You’ve done that? Really?” She chuckled and said only once or twice. She wasn’t really into this but didn’t mind it. She said she’d be willing to do it if i wanted to try it. I asked “How would it work? You pee or what?” She laughed & said “Really it’s up to you. I can pee on you or you can pee on me or we can pee on one another. Some people are really into this, trust me!” I thought about for a few seconds & told her “Nah…i find that too disgusting. I find nothing stimulating about this. I don’t find getting peed on a turn-on at all!” So it was a hard pass for me. I enjoyed trying & discovering new things but i still had my limits.
Years later when i think about that time & that particular girl (i still occasionally think about my old favorites) i tell myself “Damn! I blew a great opportunity to try something i may have ended up liking, who knows? Why didn’t i take advantage of some opportunities when they were presented to me, no questions asked?” I never did get to see that girl again. She abruptly retired a few weeks later & moved away.
It was posted on the blue board. I likely have it saved on one of my thumb drives where i’ve stored all my other reviews. I’ve never read since i wrote it so maybe i will later. Should be interesting. Lol.
A WTF moment with an SP was in Montreal, must have been in 2015.
After the deed, which, to my surprise, was absolutely fantastic, the girl receives a call. She took it. It turned into a FaceTime!
The dude asks if she`s any good, the girl turns towards me and told me to let him know how she was!!
So much for discretion!
After the deed, which, to my surprise, was absolutely fantastic, the girl receives a call. She took it. It turned into a FaceTime!
The dude asks if she`s any good, the girl turns towards me and told me to let him know how she was!!
So much for discretion!
Me, it was before 2014, her name was Martine, but probably one of the first SP's I saw more than 4 times, and so many times I don't remember, always had a good time with her.
She used to live on St. Denis, than later moved to Griffintown, on St. Charles.
She received in her apartment and in her bedroom, which was great back then.
Every time I went to see her, her boyfriend used to leave before I got their, but many times I crossed him on his way out, and use to say to me : Have a good time, my friend. WTF.
Always felt a little strange when he would say hi to me, but always had a great time, and that the feeling passed away quickly
She used to live on St. Denis, than later moved to Griffintown, on St. Charles.
She received in her apartment and in her bedroom, which was great back then.
Every time I went to see her, her boyfriend used to leave before I got their, but many times I crossed him on his way out, and use to say to me : Have a good time, my friend. WTF.
Always felt a little strange when he would say hi to me, but always had a great time, and that the feeling passed away quickly
Martine! Now that’s a name from the past! I saw only 1 sp named Martine. She was the second-last sp that i saw from LFMJ. That evening i had a 2-hr date with an indy named Karoline who also went under various names. She was also at one time affiliated to FKS. Her rates were high end & the main reason i wanted to see her was mostly because she had contacted me previously suggesting we meet one another & i had spent months trying to set up something but the timing was never right. Anyways i had already spent way too much money on that trip (what a surprise!) and at the time the new xbox had just came out & i was debating if i should buy it now or spend the money on sps instead. The little brain below the waist was winning the battle again. Anyways at around 6pm Karoline called me & told me her classes had drained her out & she was running late for our dcheduled 7pm date. She asked if it would be okay if she took a nap & came to see me at around 10pm instead. But she could still show up by 8 if i insisted or if 10pm was too late she understood & offered to postpone it if i wanted. By then i was starting to feel guilty about blowing so much money on that trip. Plus i really wanted the xbox. So i told her that i didn’t really want to see her if she was tired & 10pm was a bit too late for me. I told her it was okay to postpone & would try to see her the following month. After i hung up i told myself “Great! I just saved $500!!” However i was getting horny. So i decided to see a LFMJ girl for a fraction of the price & with the money saved i’d still be able to get the xbox! Lol.Me, it was before 2014, her name was Martine, but probably one of the first SP's I saw more than 4 times, and so many times I don't remember, always had a good time with her.
She used to live on St. Denis, than later moved to Griffintown, on St. Charles.
She received in her apartment and in her bedroom, which was great back then.
Every time I went to see her, her boyfriend used to leave before I got their, but many times I crossed him on his way out, and use to say to me : Have a good time, my friend. WTF.
Always felt a little strange when he would say hi to me, but always had a great time, and that the feeling passed away quickly
So an hour later Martine showed up at the old Hotel Renaissance which was located near Plateau Mont-Royal. I remember her being a cute blonde with a short jeans mini-squirt & she literally attacked me as soon as i opened the door. I remember us moving onto the floor between the two beds & barely saying a word to one another & just pounding away! It was wild! The whole deed was done within 10 minutes! Then when we were done i looked at the clock & wondered what the hell were we going to do now? We still had 45 minutes left! However we ended up having an interesting discussion once i realized that she wasn’t just this wild sexual animal! Lol. She worked during the day as a hairdresser in Laval & when i joked that had i known this i would have asked her to cut my hair she said “Had i known i would have brought along my haircutting kit.” I asked her if she’d be working the following day she said yes she started at 7pm & if i wanted to see her to ask Jacques for ‘Martine la p’tite blonde de Laval’ since another Martine may also be working. I promised to see her & told her to bring her haircutting kit.” The following day i called at 6pm to see her & she was available for 7pm, as she had said. She had told me not to call too early since he likely would have sent someone else. She arrived on time & showed me her haircutting kit. She asked “Do you want your hair cut now & we have sex after or we have sex now & i cut your hair after?” I told her “Let’s have sex now & you give me a haircut after?” She smiled & said “That’s what i wanted to hear! Let’s go!” So this time we used a chair & the bed & it took us about 20 minutes. Afterwards she suggested i take another shower & wash my hair. Then later she brought the chair, put it inside the bathtub & cut my hair fully nude! Then after she was done she took her own shower & that was the last time i saw her. Oh Martine! Lol.
The following day i went to Future Shop & bought the Xbox! Lol.
Some time around 2010 I was coming home from a night of drinking. A woman approached me and offered me her services. Going anywhere with a random woman approaching you on the street is obviously a bad idea but I was drunk, young and she looked like Lisa Bonet from the 80's sitcom A Different World. We went into an alley to do our thing when she realized she didn't have a condom (neither did I). She suggested we go to her friend's place. I stupidly agreed.
A few minutes later we're in some crack den. There's two women and a guy already there. The TV is playing infomercials and there's piles of folded clothes everywhere. The woman I arrived with says that I'm looking to buy crack and that she's going to go get it. She leaves with my money. I spend the next hour or so with Big Momma, Little Momma and a 20-something guy that actually was looking for crack. Little Momma pulls me aside to the bathroom at one point and questions me, suspecting I might be a narc. The apartment door is left open. At one point a angry looking man peeks his head in and just stares at us. Awhile later another man going by the name of Peter Pan shows up and is doing a crack-run. I give him $20 so as not to blow my cover. Peter Pan never comes back so me and the 20-something guy leave. I smoke a bit of weed with him, buy us some water and head home.
Writing this out, it sounds like a weird fever dream. I'm probably lucky that I came out of the situation unscathed.
A few minutes later we're in some crack den. There's two women and a guy already there. The TV is playing infomercials and there's piles of folded clothes everywhere. The woman I arrived with says that I'm looking to buy crack and that she's going to go get it. She leaves with my money. I spend the next hour or so with Big Momma, Little Momma and a 20-something guy that actually was looking for crack. Little Momma pulls me aside to the bathroom at one point and questions me, suspecting I might be a narc. The apartment door is left open. At one point a angry looking man peeks his head in and just stares at us. Awhile later another man going by the name of Peter Pan shows up and is doing a crack-run. I give him $20 so as not to blow my cover. Peter Pan never comes back so me and the 20-something guy leave. I smoke a bit of weed with him, buy us some water and head home.
Writing this out, it sounds like a weird fever dream. I'm probably lucky that I came out of the situation unscathed.
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