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Not a post for the thin skinned (aka, cairos of the world) to enjoy

TORONTO – If there were one word to describe Phil Kessel, it might well be "shooter."

Kessel has one of the hardest and most accurate shots in the NHL. But he's more than just a gunner -- he also takes delight in setting up his linemates, and his ability to hit the open man is an underrated part of his game.

Kessel's passing ability was on display Thursday night when he registered two assists as the Toronto Maple Leafs moved a step closer to their first playoff berth since 2004 by beating the Carolina Hurricanes 6-3. The game was actually a lot closer than the final score suggests, as the Maple Leafs scored twice into the empty net after Joffrey Lupul's goal with 3:10 left in regulation snapped a 3-3 tie.

Kessel's two assists give him 24 on the season to go with 10 goals, and his 34 points are moving him toward the League's top 10 scorers. The 25-year-old finished sixth in in the NHL in scoring last season.

Not a man of many words, Kessel admitted after Thursday's game he takes delight in helping others score.

"I'm going to make whatever play is open," Kessel said. "If it's a shot, then it's a shot; if it's a pass; it's a pass. We're looking to score goals by making plays to create offense. I like to make a good play with a pretty pass."

If Kessel prefers not to talk glowingly about his passing ability, others will do it for him.

"He's an elite-level player who can find people [in the open]," Toronto coach Randy Carlyle said. "He is a special player with a special skillset. Usually those guys have more than one dimension. They see things on the ice before other people see them."

Added captain Dion Phaneuf, "He's a great passer. That's one thing that gets overlooked all the time because he has such a great shot and he's a natural goal-scorer. There are guys that have that God-given talent and they can see the ice. He's a top guy for a reason; he's not just a shooter."

The Maple Leafs went back to the lines they used at the start of Tuesday's game against the Florida Panthers and the move paid early dividends when the trio of Tyler Bozak, Kessel and James van Riemsdyk struck just 3:58 into the opening period. Van Riemsdyk corralled the puck at the left side of the Carolina net and made a nifty behind-the-back pass to Kessel, who immediately relayed it to Bozak at the far side of the goal. Bozak scored easily on a bewildered Justin Peters for his 10th goal of the season.

Kessel had a glorious opportunity to put the Maple Leafs up by two five minutes later when he blew past flat-footed defender Jay Harrison and broke in alone, only to fail on his attempt to beat Peters on the forehand with a shot aimed at the five-hole.

Toronto defenseman Cody Franson did give the Maple Leafs a 2-0 lead at 9:03 of the second period with his third goal of the season, and again it was Kessel setting up the play. After taking a pass at the left point from Phaneuf, Kessel directed a perfect cross-ice pass to Franson, who was breaking toward the net from the right point. Franson easily drilled a low snap shot past Peters.

Carolina, which had beaten Toronto in its previous two meetings this season, roared back with three straight goals and appeared to be primed to hand the Maple Leafs a third defeat. Eric Staal scored a nifty shorthanded goal on a breakaway at 11:29, beating Toronto's James Reimer through the five-hole, and Alexander Semin tied it at 15:52 during a power play with a seeing-eye shot to the top corner that Reimer had no chance on.

Jordan Staal, Eric's younger brother, gave the Hurricanes their first lead the lead when he drove hard to the net off the right-wing boards and snapped a shot over Reimer's right shoulder at 6:55 of the third period.

But the Maple Leafs, riding a three-game winning streak on home ice, didn't give up. Phaneuf tied it at 14:35 with his seventh of the season and second in as many games, beating Peters with a blast from the point. then Joffrey Lupul brought the crowd to its feet with an end-to-end dash that concluded with the speedy left wing cutting to the net and slipping a shot into the far side of the net past Peters. It was Lupul's seventh goal in eight games this season -- all seven have come in the five games since he returned from a broken arm March 16.

Jay McClement and Nikolai Kulemin hit the empty net for the Maple Leafs.

While Toronto appears primed to make its first post-season appearance in nine years, Carolina has dropped eight in a row and is fading in the Eastern Conference standings. Jordan Staal, in his first year with the Hurricanes after winning a Stanley Cup with the Pittsburgh Penguins in 2009, said losing a game after scoring three straight goals to take the lead is frustrating.

"It's not a fun way to lose," Staal said. "We battled hard to get up in that game. We have to work harder to get bounces, and I think tonight was honestly one of our best nights of working hard and trying to find a way to win the game. Obviously we didn't come up with the result we were looking for and we have to be better if we want to make a push for the playoffs."

 

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Igna, went to the Boston/Toronto game last Monday and I have to say the Leafs are an improved team....is this a delayed Brian Burke effect?.....thay played tough and skated all night...a good game by both teams...will be in Montreal 5/6 for the Bruins visit...looking foward to it...the passion is back
 

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The leafs are on cloud nine. They have won two games in a row, which for a pile of crap like the leafs is freakin' great!

Sure, they fluked out the first win against the last place team in the entire league despite being completely outplayed (as usual), and they then stumbled into a win against the 23rd place team that's lost 4 in a row, but again: ANY time the pathetic leafs win even one game (let alone two) it's a shocking upset, so they must be thrilled.

On top of that, all the players must still be on an emotional high from Brian Burke being unceremoniously fired. Even Burkie must be happy to be freed from a job that he had failed so miserably at. Now he has more time to indulge his true passion of marching in gay pride parades.

Phil Kessel? He's probably happy too...but no one knows for sure since he's still the Invisible Man.

Go Ottawa go!
 

lgna69xxx

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Welcome Larry,

Burkes fingerprints are still all over this team for sure, but it is a combo of him, Nonis and Carlyle for the much improved play. A great coach like RC is good for an additional 5 wins automatically in a 82 game season right off the bat and the team is young and maturing together and is transforming from a young, talanted mistake filled team to a young talanted mistake filled team who is cutting down on those mistakes more and more thus having more success.

Burkes vision is slowly taking hold, and a great coach certainly helps speed up that process. Burkes time here overall was good and could go down as great in the coming seasons. He made mistakes as does anyone but has laid the groundwork for years to come and as long as Dave Nonis does not go anywhere, the young Leafs are in great hands. (now watch them lose tonight big to ottawa, thanks for making me jinx them! ) HAHA!

Igna, went to the Boston/Toronto game last Monday and I have to say the Leafs are an improved team....is this a delayed Brian Burke effect?.....thay played tough and skated all night...a good game by both teams...will be in Montreal 5/6 for the Bruins visit...looking foward to it...the passion is back
 

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The Habs & Leafs in the playoffs ... Yes !

Burkes fingerprints are still all over this team for sure,

Igna Baby ... The Leafs are going through the process that The Canadiens are experiencing here in Montreal . Burke and Gauthier were so toxic in their respective environment; now that they have been
terminated both Clubs are making a run at the playoffs ! This ain't no coincidence...

:amen:
 

lgna69xxx

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Hey Sexy,

Gauthier i totally agree with, but you might add boring Bob Gainey to that list as well. As far as Burke, he did far more good than bad. I wish him well. Nonis on the other hand is now in control of this team and it is up to him to take it to the next level and beyond. Randy Carlyle btw has been light years more important to the Leafs this season than Nonis and he was hired by BB.

On another note, i would love to see the Leafs and Canadiens go tooth and nail at each other in a playoff series, can you imagine the prices for tickets?
 

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Anyone watching the Blackhawks/Dead Things game right now??? Ouch!!!

Recap: 5-0 Chicago in the 2nd period. MONSTER just came in relief of Howard & Chicago immediately scored their 5th goal. More to come...
 

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The final score of that game was 7-1 in favor of Chicago. E-M-B-A-R-A-S-S-I-N-G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On another note, people who were wondering on whether or not Jonas "The Monster" Gustavsson had retired from hockey got their answer today. He's been with the Red Wings all season long, backing up Jimmy Howard. Wanna bet Monster would rather be with the Leafs organization today? :lol:
 

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Wanna bet Monster would rather be with the Leafs organization today? :lol:

The Monstrosity might be a shitty goalie - no surprise, given his history with Burkie, Wilson and the leafs (all career-killers) - but he's not INSANE ...and nobody but an insane person would want to play for the abominable leafs. Let's face it: going from toronto to Detroit was like going from the outhouse to the penthouse.
 

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I wouldn't be so sure about this, my friend. For one, Toronto is a playoffs-bound team on the way up....one of the youngest teams in the entire NHL with a great future ahead. Detroit, on the other hand, is an old team on the way down....they'll be lucky to make the playoffs this season, and considering they'll be moving to the East next season, might not make the playoffs for another 5 years or more.

But look on the bright side: maybe old man Mike Illitch will finally croak one day & the team will be sold. Then the new guy could fire Ken Holland's ass & bring in the incompetent Stevie Yzerman to take over the operation, who'll then fire the washed-up Mike Babcock and replace him with Scarface (a.k.a. Guy Boucher). Ah, wishful thinking! :lol:

And finally, Toronto is one of the world's great cities. It's North America's fifth-largest city, and one of its most prosperous. Anyone would want to live there. Detroit, on the other hand, is one of the world's shittyiest cities (no pun intended) and while crime-infested, the local economy is in ruins & no one with a brain would ever want to live in such a hell-hole. Sadly, Detroit is now even worst than an outhouse!
 

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You have a great future in creative writing. Your excellent imagination was probably developed by 46 YEARS of imagining that Toronto would one day stop being the laughingstock of the NHL.

Sadly, reality has not been able to match your dream, as your team is still a pathetic joke. I will grant you, however, that it is now in better shape than before - purely because it finally saw fit to dump the Architect of Disaster Brian Burke on his sorry but VERY well-padded ass.
 

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Excellent post :thumb:
I wouldn't be so sure about this, my friend. For one, Toronto is a playoffs-bound team on the way up....one of the youngest teams in the entire NHL with a great future ahead. Detroit, on the other hand, is an old team on the way down....they'll be lucky to make the playoffs this season, and considering they'll be moving to the East next season, might not make the playoffs for another 5 years or more.

But look on the bright side: maybe old man Mike Illitch will finally croak one day & the team will be sold. Then the new guy could fire Ken Holland's ass & bring in the incompetent Stevie Yzerman to take over the operation, who'll then fire the washed-up Mike Babcock and replace him with Scarface (a.k.a. Guy Boucher). Ah, wishful thinking! :lol:

And finally, Toronto is one of the world's great cities. It's North America's fifth-largest city, and one of its most prosperous. Anyone would want to live there. Detroit, on the other hand, is one of the world's shittyiest cities (no pun intended) and while crime-infested, the local economy is in ruins & no one with a brain would ever want to live in such a hell-hole. Sadly, Detroit is now even worst than an outhouse!
 

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I just read an article about Gordie Howe, who's supposedly suffering from advanced dementia & his memory is usually good for only 2 minutes per day. Recently, he was watching a Red Wings game & after the game, he got up and put on his coat & told the folks he'd be heading down the street to go & visit Sid Abel.

This is very sad. However, i'm an upbeat person who always believes the glass is always half-full instead of half-empty. So the good part is that Gordie has quickly forgotten yesterday's disaster in Motown against the Blackhawks. :rolleyes:
 

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However, i'm an upbeat person who always believes the glass is always half-full instead of half-empty.

This explains why you've been able to stick with the leafs through 46 YEARS OF FAILURE, a decade without even making the playoffs, the maple leaf garden sex scandals, Harold Ballard, the Ontario Teachers Pension Plan, Brian Burke, Ron Wilson, the Invisible Man, Brian "Spinner" Spencer, John Kordic and so much other stuff that would test the patience of Job.
 

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Seems the closer the LEAFS get to a playoff spot the more you are coming undone lol....... in that case all i can say is GO LEAFS GO! :thumb:

Thanks for helping us to :lol: (at your antics more than normal)
This explains why you've been able to stick with the leafs through 46 YEARS OF FAILURE, a decade without even making the playoffs, the maple leaf garden sex scandals, Harold Ballard, the Ontario Teachers Pension Plan, Brian Burke, Ron Wilson, the Invisible Man, Brian "Spinner" Spencer, John Kordic and so much other stuff that would test the patience of Job.
 

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Short answer : leafs still suck. Only 4 more short years and then you can celebrate HALF A CENTURY OF FAILURE.
 
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