Hi Doc, very funny interpretation. I never had any blader problem. In fact I never wake up in the night and often I take a coffee before needing to go to the bathroom, and I'm passsed 60... Boner in the morning is purely physiologic and unless an ED situation it is more related to your state of mind. Most of the time I wake up with a boner, having slept alone or not. Blader problem is in general a prostate hyperplasy problem (not to be confused with cancer) preventing to empty completely the blader, so more frequent release is needed. But I guess, one day I might have this situation (no morning rection). Seriously, one should talk with his doctor, not Doc Hollyday, because it could be symtomatic of cardiac condition or circulation problem.