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Mistral

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Haha no man, it didn't get in my mouth.

I actually met her again 3 years later at the same club. I didn't recognize her at first, but she remembered me and after some convo I realized it was her. I asked her if she remembered what happened last time we met, and she immediately nodded up and down strongly with a huge grin on her face. Took her back to my hotel again but not for a repeat lol.
 

bodick7

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It happens a long time ago.
I was with my GF in a motel. We rented a room with a spa.
When filling spa, my GF had the great idea to put some bubble soap... We had to emptied the whole thing because there was too much bubbles,
When It was almost empty, I was sitting in a dense foam.
I stood up.
Fists on hips, I called my GF: "Look at this!!!"
I had a giant 3-4 inches diameter foam dick! Eh Monsieur!!!
 

Doc Holliday

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One time an sp & i were on our way to a late dinner when i decided to stop by a buddy’s room to introduce her. As we left my room i suggested we play a joke on him & she’d knock on his door pretending to be an sp who was there to see him. I’d be hiding down the hallway. She thought it would be a great prank & wanted to do it. We figured he immediately would tell her there was a mistake & tell her he hadn’t called anyone. Then i’d show up & we could all have a good laugh!

However that’s not how things turned out. He immediately let her in. He didn’t tell her she had made a mistake. As a matter of fact he acted like he was expecting her. Meanwhile i’m waiting in the hallway waiting for the door to open. I could hear them talking & laughing together. Wtf? About ten minutes later i decided to go back to my room when the talking stopped & i started hearing music. Finally i said fuck this i was hungry so off to dinner i went! By myself! About thirty minutes later she texted me asking me where i was. I told her i was at the restaurant & she said she’d come over to join me. Fifteen minutes later she arrived with my buddy! She had told him the story after they had finished doing their thing & were both chuckling when they arrived. At first i didn’t find it very funny but eventually i came around & had a good laugh! The joke was on me! Lol
 
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