Describing your "ideal" SP

[General Gonad]

There is no such thing as an ideal woman or man so what is the point of describing an ideal SP? Well, we all have our tastes and affinities. We all know that there are some women that have that extra "umph" that can transform an ordinary encounter into an extraordinary encounter.

Bearing this in mind, I will attempt to describe my "ideal" SP. My ideal SP knows how to first engage me on an intellectual level. She knows how to converse on all sorts of subjects. She is well read, curious and not scared of entering into deep discussions - to tread where she rarely treads with most clients. She can tease me and please me just by conversing with me.

As far as physical beauty is concerned, I am attracted to all sorts of types, but I have a particular weakness for voluptuous brunettes with dark complexions (look at the pics of Helena of ClassXXX or Sarah of Massageme). But I've also seen some fair-skinned blondes that can just as easily turn me on once I lay eyes on them.

On the sexual level, I love passion. I mean real passion. I've had this with my encounters with Karma and Miss Samantha. Those were encounters where I left and wondered: did I just make love to that lady or just have sex with her?

As far as warmth is concerned, I love a genuinely warm woman. There is nothing like a true sweetheart to make your day. She knows how to put you at ease and lighten up your day.

There you have it, my brief description of an ideal SP. Come to think of it, I've just described my ideal woman!

So how would you describe your ideal SP?

GG

 

[Robin]

I would say 19 yr, 5`0, 100 lb, 34c, blonde/blue, 9-9-9, conversation, rdfk, datytc, squirting, tc & swallow, msog, body slide, toys, shower

But a girl who is fun to be with would trump all these descriptions!

 

[HonestAbe]

No definitive answer here, I might see a girl one day and think she is the loveliest creature God ever made and then the next find one who rivals her in a completely different way.

Some necessary standards to fall into that category of dream girl would be...

Musts...
1)Eye popping good looks (Face, Hair, Skin etc...)

2)Extremely fit physique without loss of femininity

Followed in no specific order of importance by...

3)Grace

4)Open minded about sexuality.

5)A great sense of humour

6)Intelligence

7)A desire to please me

8)Cleanliness and wardrobe

 

[madmax-1]

Here are two of my "ideal escorts"

Chantel: I`ve been practicing this hobby for many years now, and while I`m not cynical I am quite skeptical of reviews that over-hype escorts. For example I`ve never ever given an escort a ``10`` for performance and don`t expect I ever will, because that would mean I had reached the pinnacle of this hobby, and I`m not nearly ready for that. Despite my caution then, I`m going to venture the opinion that Chantel provided me the best escort sex I`ve ever had.

I arrived late into London after a long trip from Prague and Vienna, but Chantel was waiting for my call when I finally arrived at my hotel. When she arrived less than an hour later she walked into the room, DFK`ed me full on the lips, looked around, smiled, dropped to her knees and zipped open my pants. She pulled out my totally rigid cock and started a blow job right then and there -- without having taken off the stylish trench coat she was wearing (another cool night in London). She looked up at me with those incredibly big eyes, deep-throated me once more, smiled again and said ``Hi, I`m Chantel.`` Thus beginneth one of the best fucks of my life!

Let me be as brief as possible and simply say that Chantel delivered the best package of GFE/PSE services I’ve ever experienced, and she did so with verve, energy, intelligence, and enthusiasm. Her oral technique is second to none, as she can deep throat without any apparent gag reflex. It turned out that we both enjoy the same kind of oral kinkiness, so our mutual oral exchanges were fabulous -- filled with ample BLS, extended rimming, and long sustained deep throating. She may also be the best Greek provider I’ve ever experienced, and her anal cowgirl position blew my mind as well as other parts of my anatomy. Suffice it to say that I’ve never had such non-stop pleasure in any previous escort experience. She has earned every accolade she has thus far received! (She is the top-rated escort on the Members` Top Twenty List on the Captain 69 review site.)

Despite my fatigue Chantal managed to make me cum four times in a single evening. In addition, she engaged in stimulating conversation in colloquial British English with a lovely Russian accent. Everything about our time together was top-notch, and I would return to see her in a heartbeat. She stayed longer than our scheduled three hours and when she finally rose to leave she kissed me full on the lips and said, ``I hope we can do this again soon, because I want to make you cum five times next time!`` However unlikely that might seem to me, she might be the one person in the world who could manage it.

DFK, DATY, TC (swallow), Greek, MSOG, multiple positions, digits, toys, BLS/rimming, you name it she does it! http://www.chantelescort.co.uk/index2.html

Tiffany: I had anticipated this meeting with great enthusiasm because I have long admired Tiffany from her glamour modeling and porn star performances. She had long been the object of my fantasizing, and the fact that I was now going to meet her absolutely delighted me. I’m happy to report that the encounter itself was even better than the anticipation.

When Tiffany walked into my hotel room, I had this huge grin on my face. Here was the glamour model/porn star whom I had admired on my computer screen for years actually entering my room for the sole purpose of making love to me. Life is good! And she looked exactly like her photos -- the same petite, strawberry blonde, sex bomb who had provided me so much vicarious pleasure -- now standing next to me in the flesh.

We began with some wine and small talk, as I wanted to get to know her a bit before plunging into the deed. It turns out she is a totally down-to-earth smart and pretty Irish girl who enjoys her iconic status without ever letting it go to her head. She is brilliantly funny and she regaled me (always discreetly) with stories of her modeling, porn, and escort career.

The sexual aspects of the visit also exceeded my very high expectations. Her oral skills are second to none, and it is clear that she enjoys being pleasured as well as pleasuring. The entire time she was going down on me she looked at me with those huge blue-green eyes, in the same way that she looks straight into the camera during her porn shots. I could see why the camera loves her so. As I neared climax she sensed I was ready so she increased the pace and intensity of her sucking, all the while looking me straight in the eye. When I finally came she took every drop while holding on to my cock with her lips and tongue, waiting for my tremors to subside. When I was finished she sat there with that same intense look before finally kissing me full on the lips to assure me that she had swallowed my load.

Penetrative sex was also fantastic, as we varied the pace and experimented with various positions. I came a second time while she mounted me in vigorous cowgirl position and I allowed my fantasies to take flight while watching her firm but rounded body bouncing up and down on my rigid rod.

Our time together seemed simply to melt away, and she actually overstayed her time a bit. I was amazed at how easy-going and unpretentious she is. I truly felt by the end of our time together that I had spent 3+ hours making love to a good friend rather than an escort. Thus my fantasy was both fulfilled and exceeded by this lovely, friendly, and naturally sensual woman.

DFK, DATY, MSOG, TC (swallow), multiple positions, BLS, digits. http://www.tiffanysplace.co.uk/

 

[HonestAbe]

WOW! Great reviews!

Chantel: I've been practicing this hobby for many years now, and while I'm not cynical I am quite skeptical of reviews that over-hype escorts. For example I've never ever given an escort a "10" for performance and don't expect I ever will, because that would mean I had reached the pinnacle.................

.............. Life is good!

I would agree with the part about overhyping and giving out 10's but it is subjective in nature so it should always be taken for what its worth. I really liked your reviews and they sounded like fantastic encounters, you even had me thinking about hopping a flight to London, and while I would say both ladies are pretty, I wouldn't say either one comes close to being a 10 in looks, again, thats subjective. As far as attitude and service however, judging from your reviews it sounds as though they both made a great case for themselves as being deserving of "10" status in those departments. Life is definitely good, if your name is MADMAX and you are in London! Now if only a pound wasn't worth $1.80 US!!

 

[madmax-1]

Thanks for the response, Abe. I agree with you on the looks issue. On Captain 69, the UK escort review site, I gave Chantel and Tiffany both "8" for look, and "9.5" and "9" respectively for service. If Chantel ever does coax that fifth cum out of me she becomes my first "10!"

The exchange rate is a killer. I just basically figured 1:2 for the dollar/pound exchange. I used to travel all the time to London; now I have to save my pennies and choose my pleasures very carefully.

 

[pookiebear]

oO OO here is mine.

Things that I find extremly sexy in a woman.
1.) Inteligent with well rounded knowledge of the world, but not overly loud and Opionate.
2.) Natural beauty. can wear or go natural and still look hot. this is extremely sexy.
3.) physical stature. either short 5'0" up to 5'8". I'm a sucker for B or C cup. Enhance breast are nice but there is nothing like the real thing Baby. Blondes , brunette, redhead all equal ( I'm an equal opportunity hobbyist. )
4.) Amazing in bed. Sexualle chemistry. I have had alot of sex and I have great sex. The different between the two is one is a spectature sports while the other one is the participant. A woman with great kitty control, open sexually to try as well as teach new things is extremely sexy. One that can communicates her needs.

I dont know about you boys but after being with SP its hard to date and have a good realtionship with an "average" girl.

Damn I'm ruined

 

[madmax-1]

She's Russian I believe..

SA

She's half Russian (father) and half Romanian (mother). That's the gypsy (Roma) you see in those eyes and skin coloring. Half this, half that, ALL HOTTT! She was worth every penny I spent on her.

The average per hour rate is 250 pounds, but for three hour appointments 200 per hour is pretty common. Chantel could charge a lot more than she does, but I'm grateful she is keeping herself in a price range we North Americans can afford!

 

[General Gonad]

madmax,

I already praised your outstanding reviews, especially the one of Chantel who is as close to my ìdeal`as possible. If I can trade places with one hobbyist, it certainly would be you!

GG

P.S. Regnad, we already know who your ideal SP is...

 

[Rexroth]

An ideal escort is one who places no barriers to intimacy. All the rest is just details, and they vary from one SP to another.

 

[breadman]

My ideal SP knows how to first engage me on an intellectual level. She knows how to converse on all sorts of subjects. She is well read, curious and not scared of entering into deep discussions - to tread where she rarely treads with most clients. She can tease me and please me just by conversing with me.

Have to ask GG...but do you call those 900 numbers for phone sex?? The last part about teasing and pleasing just by conversing has me wondering.

And what if the lady doesnt speak your language? Does the lack of communication cause any problems?

Personally, Im not seeing escorts based on their intellectual skills. I enjoy a good conversation as much as the next guy...but not on my dime (1,600 to be exact). There is a difference between an intelligent conversation and trying to use a conversation to waste time.

We all know about the token bathroom time before and after that usually uses up 10 to 15 minutes of our hour...How much time do you waste by trying to strike up an "intelligent conversation with your SP?

 

[Special K]

Chantel WHOA!

Chantel: I've been practicing this hobby for many years now, and while I'm not cynical I am quite skeptical of reviews that over-hype escorts. For example I've never ever given an escort a "10" for performance and don't expect I ever will, because that would mean I had reached the pinnacle of this hobby, and I'm not nearly ready for that. Despite my caution then, I'm going to venture the opinion that Chantel provided me the best escort sex I've ever had.

Wow Madmax, I'm in total agreement here with HA and would consider flying across the pond just to make this young ladies acquaintance. She to me is as close as it gets to being my "ideal looking companion."

Thanks for sharing these reviews.

SK

 

[CockAsian69]

Best SP I have met

Hands down is Lexi.
Intelligent, playful, sexy, and knows how to please me, which is the most important factor.
CA OUT!!!

 

[General Gonad]

Personally, Im not seeing escorts based on their intellectual skills. I enjoy a good conversation as much as the next guy...but not on my dime (1,600 to be exact). There is a difference between an intelligent conversation and trying to use a conversation to waste time.

Somehow this doesn`t surprise me. Have you ever said anything to an SP except ``take your clothes off`` and ``here`s your money.``

I do not need a PhD in literature or philosophy. But I do not want someone who cannot open her mouth for something other than a .

GG

 

[madmax-1]

As someone who usually books for a minimum of three hours, the ability to hold a conversation is pretty important for me as well. Also, the verbal exchanges enhance the sexual mood of the encounter -- all part of the sensual foreplay.

 

[angeleyes]

As has been mentioned, chemistry is far and away the most important thing. That said, some of the traits I look for are: younger (19-21), intelligent, reasonably fit, confident, sweet, ambitious, not too short (I'm pretty tall), all natural (this is huge for me, I have no time for cosmetic enhancements), good conversationalist, worldy, sincere, sensual, passionate and warm.

 

[RockAttitude]

25 to 30 - huge breasts - round bum - long hair - pale skin

Good attitude. Girl who really likes sex and who seems genuinely into it.

I like it when they're sweet and down to heart. Hate the prima donas.

 

[Koenig]

I have to disagree, I don't particularly like for an SP to engage me in an intellectual way, I've been there and I can engage intellectually with women without paying for it or risking my marriage. Having said that, I don't dislike it, I just don't care for it much, it's a waste of both our times since we both know we're unlikely to ever meet again outside a hotel room.

I think the perfect SP for me would have to be 30ish, blond or red, freckled, 5'9" with large D cups and around 125-130lbs. I don't like skinny women, I like for them to have some shapes, nice curvy hips.

I'm not particularly racist either but I don't really care for women of other races or ethicity. I can appreciate a black woman's beauty or an asian woman or hindu or whatever, it's just that having tried all that, I prefer to play at home.

Oh, and she would have to have nice pedicured feet, I don't have a fetish per say but they are a turn on.

In other words, my wife with bigger boobs and less restrictions...

 

[HonestAbe]

Conversation=titillation

5. excellent unrushed service

6. easy to talk to

Excellent point Daringly,

Not everyone can, or even wants to, immediately drop their drawers after "Hello, my name is...", screw for fifty minutes and hop in the shower so we can kick her ass out the door in order to squeeze in as many 1 hour appointments in one day as we can. In my fraternity days that was fine, I grew up though. Seeing as its hard for anyone other than 18 year old boys to perform for several hours straight, if you like multiple hour dates then its good to be able to talk for a bit whether its for 5 minutes or 15 at a time. Some men enjoy conversation with a pretty woman so much that it could be called "Foreplay." Ever have a sexy lady whisper nasty things in your ear? Try it sometime and see how long you can resist acting on your urge to ravish her. Fun to say the least

Its a slow seduction kind of thing where you sit together gazing into each others eyes, observing each other, building anticipation of what she looks like underneath those clothes. Then there is her voice, some are blessed with a sexy, sultry one, others with an innocent, shy one, but while listening to her you are subconsiously imagining what she will sound like when she cums with you. Its good to see you haven't forgot what "Sexy" is all about. We need to bring Sexy back. Sorry for the blatant reference to Justin Timberlakes new hit , but I hear what he's saying loud and clear, which is in my opinion that "Sexy" is supposed to be exciting and seductive, verbal communication is a huge part of that. Wham Bam Thank You Maam is not sexy. Older Men usually understand this and mature, not old necessarily but mature, women love them for it.

 

[n00b]

Given my recent crappy experiences, I'd say my ideal SP is one who actually shows up or shows up on time.