So, tonight's debate is upon us and although I was dumb enough to vote for Harper last time I am a big Iggy fan this time around. I think the exposure will serve Iggy well. The more I see Harper's fat pot belly and hear him speak the more I dislike him. Lord help us if he ever gets a majoritity. Who do you think performed the best tonight?
Election 2011 Debate
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Why don't english Canada elect the same people like we do in Quebec with the Bloc every year ?
We wouldn't need $$$300Millions each and every 2 freakin years to decide which as*hole's gonna screw us again, and again, and again !
We all know they're a bunch of retarded who masturbates looking at this :
http://www2.parl.gc.ca/sites/lop/photogallery/index.asp?Language=E¶m=photo&cat=33&id=176
Here's the list.
http://www.altstuff.com/federal.htm
My 3 favorites are :
Parti Populaire des Putes / Whore's Popular Party (This one's for us Merbites)
Abolitionist Party of Canada / Parti Abolitionniste du Canada
Bloc Quebecois keeps disturbin' the sh*t in Ottawa - I like that
Probably they could merge these 4 ones :
Communist Party of Canada
Marxist-Leninist Party of Canada
Socialist Party of Canada
Trotskyist League of Canada / Ligue Trotskyste du Canada
(Weird stuff north of the USA - total waste of time)
These should all get together :
Abolitionist Party of Canada / Parti Abolitionniste du Canada
Libertarian Party of Canada
Marijuana Party of Canada / Parti marijuana du Canada
Work Less Party
neorhino.ca
Green Party of Canada
People's Political Power Party of Canada
Parti égalité du Canada / Égalité Party of Canada
Nation Alliance Party
(Veux tu une puff man ?)
I personnaly would merge the following :
Progressive Nationalist Party of Canada / Le Parti Nationaliste Progressiste du Canada
Progressive Canadian Party / Parti Progressiste Canadien
Liberal Party of Canada
Conservative Party of Canada
(All the same sh*t = total waste of time !)
Monsieur-du-Q can also be Mister-of-C. The best we can expect and what I am looking at is a coalition governement. Iggy will be Prime Minister and Layton as social watchdog and Duceppe as Quebec watchdog. What's wrong with that. Anything but that red neck right winger again...
Maybe you should get together with the guys looking for some dmt's ?
There will never be a coalition "C t'une vue de l'esprit" which our fuzzy headed PM thinks exist all around him, against him, plotting in his back...
Maybe we should have Harper as majority for a while... people would find out what paranoia is all about.
http://scribinglife.blogspot.com/2010/09/paranoia-raises-its-head.html
Heck even the US would start to question his sanity
What about the US? ...Americans got finally rid of Bush, we smarter canadians should be able to get rid of its canadian counterpart...
Politicians are showmen. Iggy, Jack and Gilles will form a coalition governement on may 3rd. Do you want to bet?Maybe you should get together with the guys looking for some dmt's ?
There will never be a coalition "C t'une vue de l'esprit" which our fuzzy headed PM thinks exist all around him, against him, plotting in his back...
Maybe we should have Harper as majority for a while... people would find out what paranoia is all about.
http://scribinglife.blogspot.com/2010/09/paranoia-raises-its-head.html
Heck even the US would start to question his sanity
Canadians smarter than Americans ? That'll be the day !
If you take out Fist nations, Acadians, Quebecois and maybe Newfies the rest are simply pseudo-Americans that copycat everyhing Americans do with a lot less money and power.
Mind you we have this type of people too.... once in a lifetime we come up with a Celine Dion
The elections will cost $300 million, no matter who wins we will still be eating the same shit sandwiches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDk2R2_SHEE&feature=player_embedded
Jack Layton destroyed Harper and Iggy. Go NDP!
Jack Layton destroyed Harper and Iggy. Go NDP!
The Libertarians are very different from the Green and Workless parties. The latter two could probably combine. Working and thus spending less is an easy way to take it easy on the environment, if you are one of those tree hugging hippies.
As for combining the communist party and the Marxist Leninist that's nuts.
The communists say they will abolish capitalism and create a perfect society. But what they don't tell you is that they will do it with a soviet style approach rather than a marxist interpretation of historical dialectic. That's just crazy. That is why you should vote Marxist Leninist, splitting the lost cause vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIuWbFZiQrE
Doesn't anybody watch the Rick Mercer Report.
Some Jack Layton facts
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2217525533
Jack Layton’s moustache can stop a train
Jack Layton didn’t lose his hair, he kicked his hair’s ass and it ran away
Jack Layton is against cutting taxes, he’ll smother them to death with his moustache
When Jack Layton is running for office, office runs for it’s life
Jack Layton won the 2006 election and the millennium Falcon from Lando Calrissian, then sold the election to Stephen Harper for his soul
Jack Layton bought a bag of Lays, he ate just one chip, then gave the rest to the poor
Jack Layton rang out his moustache after swimming one day, wiping out most of southeast Asia, the tsunami story was just a cover up
Jack Layton is the man on Canadian tire money, which makes him the king of Canada
Mrs. Clause is santa's mother not wife, she was impregnanted by Jack Layton after a vigourous moustache ride, she later gave birth to santa making Jack Layton the real father Christmas
Jack Layton has never killed anyone, he just kicks their ass and lets the long waits at public hospitals finish them off
Jack Layton beat up Hal Johnson, he took his moustache to add to his own, then had a body break with Jo-Anne Mcleod.
Similar to Quebec, Jack Layton's moustache is its own nation within Jack Layton.
Jack Layton beats Whitney Houston...and Bobby Brown
Jack Layton is responsible for circulating the Chuck Norris chain email, in fact, he actually wrote every episode of Walker: Texas Ranger, which before FOX network edits was about the adventures of a progressive city councillor breaking new ground in federal politics. (C.H.)
Jack Layton doesn't have to worry about judgment day, because as leader of NDP he controls the balance of power between God and Satan.
An orange terror alert actually means Jack Layton didn't have time to trim his moustache
Jack Layton is the Phil Collins of Canadian Politics...
Contrary to popular belief, Jack Layton is not an owner of West Jet
Ok so, you have a thing against or for mustaches ?
Try this one
http://angelabambola.wordpress.com/category/stache-of-the-week/
French debate was a lot more exiting than english debate, and far more exiting than this thread, I admit. Duceppe est passé de pourri à très bon. Again, get ready for a Michael-Jack-Gilles coalition on may 3rd. This is the worst and the best thing we can expect in this big big country.
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