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funniest post ever read on merb

DalilaD

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I dont know how to link but mine is :

Last time when I was all prepared and waiting I looked again at myself in the mirror and added another $20 to the envelope… :)
 

jalimon

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Haha I vote for that one too. It was posted by Minutemen or MinutemenX or something close to that.

I do not think anyone was able to better summarize all of us hobby dudes in one simple single sentence haha ;)

Cheers,
 

Kinky Cinderella

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I broke the rules once here...posting in another sp's reviews thread....I was lurking and I had to read a comment twice

"This chick sucks you like a goat who needs some robitussin. Real pro. Best I've seen in a loooong time. "

The guy has edited it now and my post disappeared but I posted something like

"Can you just tell me how this is supposed to get the job done???? :pound: Jesus f'ing christ!!! I just can't figure it out....and it is not like I didn't try!!!! :lol: "

Many years ago and It was the best so far.....ohhh and hornylouis when I told him in my tech-tarded thread that a very long post needs some kinky stuff in it to keep me focus....PC's things aren't fitting the bills....
He did a quite amazing review to keep me focussed..lol

"No need to turn on your drive when you touch it...it is already hard! ;)" )something like that...lol did I just say I was a retarded with pc? :eek: )
 

Numerati

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When EagerBeaver have something to bitch about. After reading whatever he is having a gripe with you think he is someone who eats a lot of soy.
 
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