If I was the president of anything, in my first day in office, I would take on Greta, over twitter, like a fucking troll / keyboard warrior, like a real man would do, OH WAIT, Dumb Trump beat me to punch...
Because when a 73 years old fuck up takes on a 16 years old, over twitter, you know that guy has got his priorities straight.
Order of Trump's business on a normal day.
Wake up, grab phone, bring phone to golden pooping apparatus, read big bold newspaper titles, get angry and triggered, go to war on twitter, (wipe butt?), get off golden pooping apparatus, put on the only suit you'll ever need, go play golf, yaddi yaddi yadda, tweet more shit, fill fat ass with more donuts and burgers, lie on tv, hump american flag with the most dishonest and fake smile possible, try to kiss Melania, grab her by the pussy, maybe he rapes her, did you ever notice that Melania is not american?? yeah she's an immigrant from another country, but I guess she got in fucking Don, it's the most secure way to get in the US. Man how she must love money.
You guys wanna bet that when all this circus is over, Melania will file for divorce, she's holding on tight, cause she loves money so much and maybe Barron a little. Aren't you guys jealous of their relationship? They have so much in common. Love of money, golden pooping apparatus, power, exposure, their knowledge on maybe topics is jaw dropping. I wish I had an education like Trump's. I wish I was as smart and pretty as Trump, cause he's got the best words, the best education, the best memory, in the world...nay, Universe...nay, Multiverse.
All hail Trump, sieg heil I think they use to say at some point in Germany. Good to be back in that time of History. I mean, when I was a kid, there we're so many movies depicting Nazis like the worst thing that ever happened to humanity, and it probably is, that you wonder how someone could today, have nazi views. But when the supreme leader is a misogynist white supremacist illiterate mother fucker, this is what you get.
So Greta, I know you're backed by some rich powerful dude but who isn't nowadays? People talk about her agenda, yes of course she has an agenda, how else do you keep track of appointments and stuff to do? She is disgruntled because our "adult" world is fucked up, full of lies and deceit, it's full of selfish pricks with big mouths, saying one thing and doing the other. Profit is the only the only thing we seek, always more. Politics intertwined with the private sector, fiscal paradises, drug money, sex trade money, gun money, big banks laundering it all, you scratch my back i'll scratch yours. A super happy fun world where principles are flexible, where truth is debated, where belief is king. It's a good world, when you only look at your belly, and the life you'Ve built for yourself.
So keep fighting Greta, fuck Trump and his swamp, and his retarded family.
One last thing, we got those anti rat boxes at work, just a box, with 2 holes and a sticky pad inside. Little rodents go in and never come out. I looked in one of those boxes once, only to see a rodent, still breathing, glued to the pad. It's hind legs had open wounds and we're all dried up from pulling so hard to get free. I kept thinking of the rodent and could not continue work. So I took the pad out the box, went outside and ended the critter's suffering. Just an insignificant rodent right?
So you wanna be happy? Don't look inside the box.
