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Have you ever met a SP that you were hyped up for but then met her & felt so disappointed?

Skym

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For me, it was Veronique Tinkler from yesterday.

She was on my to-do list for quite some time and plus, I have a thing for pornstars and girls with tattoos.

I thought she was gonna be like another Kendall for me but alas, she was a complete disappointment.

Plus, it was the shortest session I ever had with a SP - 10 minutes...lol.

I'd rate my time with her as one of the worst sessions of all time.
 

IamNY

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Happens all the time. As long as I get to have an orgasm I've just considered it money well spent and move on.
 
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Numerati

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Kelly of WildTime. Way older than her pics probably a ten year difference.

Bianca of the Courtesans. Only woman I have come across and realize she should get plastic surgery on her boobs. They looked like something you find in the pages of National Geographic and I hate boob jobs btw. Plus she didn’t shave her legs. Uggghhh… I mean I shaved my balls and ass for you. My second SP. Cause of her almost called it quits with the hobby.
 
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Mandouke

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Yes, I met one or two SPs recently that proved to be disappointments. I will say that the disappointments thus far have been minimal and most encounters bang on, no pun intended!

One recent SP proved to be nothing like what I had envisioned and I learned a very humbling and expensive lesson in the process, never hold any expectations of a SP based on reviews on Merb or anyone else's personal experience.
 

jmioffe

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For me, it was Veronique Tinkler from yesterday.

She was on my to-do list for quite some time and plus, I have a thing for pornstars and girls with tattoos.

I thought she was gonna be like another Kendall for me but alas, she was a complete disappointment.

Plus, it was the shortest session I ever had with a SP - 10 minutes...lol.

I'd rate my time with her as one of the worst sessions of all time.
10 minutes! did she kick you out or did you decide to go?
 

jmioffe

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I decided to go.
you can't just leave it at that! do you have a review up? she's one of the few agency girls that show her face, and 10 minutes is not the type of behavior I'd expect from an agency gal.
 

WC3000

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I'm always wary and skeptical of reviews that are extremely glowing or over-the-top positive. The SPs that are the subject of those types of reviews almost never live up to expectations. Over the years, I've just come to realize that there are a lot of clients out there with really low standards and are just happy when a young woman, any young woman, gives them any sort of positive attention.
 

Montreal_Dude

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I will give you the opposite. Brossard. Near Panama station. 2017. Arrived expecting an average Quebecoise babe. She turned out to be the most sensual and sexy hottie ever for me in greater Montreal. Brand new condo. Bbbj without any extra fees when she saw my dick. Paid for 30 mins. She continued beyond that because she was enjoying it as much as l was.
 

Herman

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Usually I don"t call it disappointment, I blame my imagination which goes wild. However, one experience haunted me for... well, a few hours.
Went for drinks with friends, decided to go to an MP in group, booked girls ahead - mine looked the best! :)
Was hyper, got there, took shower, girl comes and tells me she can't do anything with her mouth - no BJ, not anything, because she just got her lips botoxed that same day!
$&@#$¥π¥€$&!!!!!
 

Herman

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Oh, I just remembered another one - met an SP in high demand, difficult to book, but she was perfect - a 10!
Repeat after a couple of months - in the meantime she had her boobs and lips and whatnot done. A botched job!!!! .. :(. I felt sorry both for her... and for me!
 
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Numerati

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I will give you the opposite. Brossard. Near Panama station. 2017. Arrived expecting an average Quebecoise babe. She turned out to be the most sensual and sexy hottie ever for me in greater Montreal. Brand new condo. Bbbj without any extra fees when she saw my dick. Paid for 30 mins. She continued beyond that because she was enjoying it as much as l was.
Did you put a ring on her and lock her down/in?

Wait. I take that back doing so will kill future BBBJs.

Forget I even asked that. But… did you continue to see her though?
 
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Montreal_Dude

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Did you put a ring on her and lock her down/in?

Wait. I take that back doing so will kill future BBBJs.

Forget I even asked that. But… did you continue to see her though?
LoL. She never advertised again. I guess she was a newbie to the business and just wanted to try it and see how it is. No answer at all from her after that. She might have been visiting from another part of Quebec.
 

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Not gonna say no names, Met a SP at VOG, she resembled my favorite latin Pornstar and our schedules never clicked. The moment we were in sync I booked her.

My fault I should have probably booked for 2 hours. The experience was short, she wasn't that into it from what I could gather, although she did all the common thing,(BBBJ, FS, LFK(I usually don't kiss the SP but this was as close to the pornstar as I was gonna get).

I had to rush the nut because the driver was calling. This is when I found out that the agency gives the girls 50 minutes to do the service shower and get out. So was it her fault...No but that wasn't the question, I was very disappointed to not get 2 SOG, or all the positions I envisioned doing with "My favorite pornstar"
 

PSEfreak

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My most disappointing experience was with Daryn, Very highly recommended and reviewed.
Honorable mention is an extremely tatooed chick (can't remember her name) i met a few years ago. She photoshopped everything out and i was shocked when i walked in and saw the amount of ink on her.
 

Fradi

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Over the years, I've just come to realize that there are a lot of clients out there with really low standards and are just happy when a young woman, any young woman, gives them any sort of positive attention.
Exactly, but isn’t that a lot better than having all kinds of high expectations and fantasies and then being continually disappointed.
When I was young didn’t need escorts, was pretty much able to date most of the ladies that I wanted to, now I am happy if a gorgeous young lady is kind and thoughtful and makes me happy to be with her, doesn’t have to be a porn star experience.
Luckily I have found a few and one in particular that always makes me happy and I look forward to seeing her every time.
If you treat them well they will go out of their way to please you, there really is no magic to it, the really good SP know the value of a repeat customer and someone who is easy to be with and treats them like every woman should be treated.
 

wtvmark

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There was one SP i waas really hyped to meet with that advertises here (not gonna name her, don't want to hurt her image, as we HAVE met and i do like her ...) who has last minute cancelled on me, once within 20 minutes of the booked time. Another time she overslept and another she cancelled about 45 mins before. Very disappointing. She apologized repeatedly and tried to make amends, sending free nudes ect but i never booked again since it happened too often.
 

Shantie_mtl

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Don't forget until the girls on Instagram doesn't look the same in person
 
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