Married or not?

[MontrealAsian]

To sum up:

looks 4/10 (discounting hairy legs)
service 2/10 (points for attendance)
price $60 (includes soda crackers with cheezwiz and koolaid)
Offers: missionary with RDE (Realdoll Experience)

Respect to you my brotha. I'm rarely the guy that turns down punani even if they butt ugly and arrive to my door already... but I ain't gonna go out looking for butt ugly punani! You took one for the team and we appreciate you for that FHB. You're a real mans man...!! It takes some balls to do that even after the whole ordeal here....

*And the award for the biggest balls on MERB go to.... Fat Happy Buddha!!!*

 

[Regular Guy]

Great stuff FHB! Almost had a coronary reading that review.lol

 

[metoo4]

Too bad preceding post aren't there anymore. FHB, that's quite a "review"!!

 

[Wombat2]

Out of the 5 SP’s I have had sessions with, 4 have asked me if I was married or had a girlfriend. It got me wondering if this really matters to them or if it is easy small talk.

I've only hobbied while I was single or after I was divorced.

I too have been asked this question interestingly more by francophone girls than either anglophones or Russians. Honestly I don't know whether it is idle curiosity or what. I know that some have expressed seemingly real shock that I wasn't "taken." and have seemed to want to know the 15 second version of what happened. Most of those interested have been in their early to mid twenties - I don't know if there is any correlation between their interest and age or merely that most of the women I've seen in Montreal and Quebec have been in that age group.

 

[naughtylady]

I ask to satisfy my sense of curiosity

Ronnie,
Naughtylady

 

[mrten]

Just got back from my date. MontrealAsian coped out so I had to go alone, but in the end I was glad because there weren't any witnesses to what happened.

Let's start by saying there was a leg hair issue. Stubble I could have understood, since our date was on short notice, but this stuff made it look like her pussy reached all the way down to her ankles. Is this normal for middle-aged women? Anyway, it took me a good ten minutes to decide whether I should post this review here or in the shemale thread.

To sum up:

looks 4/10 (discounting hairy legs)


The General assures me that the shemales always shave their legs, so rest assured, you posted in the right thread.
Ps, just a little humour general, to get you out of that funk:

 

[Billy64]

MontrealAsian .....

I loved your write - up above (1-08-07) and could not agree with you more !! !! !!

That feeling after being with a sexy SP is totally amazing .... and YES, it rubs off on the family life, very positively, when I get home !! !! !!

Cheers .... and let's keep thanking our lucky stars this industry exists for us .....

Bill