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Aside from the usual common turn-offs that most of the general population agrees on; bad breath, bad hygiene - unless that’s a turn on for some…
What are some turnoffs that give you gents LDS (Limp Dick Syndrome), and or for us ladies, DAVD (Dry-Ass Vagina Disorder) ?

They can be random, funny, gross, uncommon or unheard of, sexual or non-sexual!

Here are some of mine:

Turn-Off: Toenail fungus :(
Please keep your socks on and don’t infect me. The views are horrible when I am reverse cowgirling a man whose crusty toes or feet are staring at me.
In my head all I can imagine is the bacteria getting everywhere and creating spores in my house that will cause mold and breathing issues (yes I can be dramatic and extrapolate - but I just really hate dirty stuff).

Also, I don’t know why but… it’s astounding how so many men have toenail fungus… If it’s yellow or green or brown - get treatment. Or just chop your toenail off. It’s not even a toenail at this point. I’d personally rather have no toenail.

Turn-On: French accents :rolleyes:♥️
They always fkn win me over. If you have zi French accent oui oui - I will get weak in the knees & collapse.


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Turn off:

Unusual one but someone who is too focused on my pleasure. It’s great when your partner wants to please you but it’s annoying when they obsess over it and don’t even listen to your body language or actual words.


Turn on:

Someone making me feel small will always be number one on my turn ons list. This manifests in: holding my waist with both hands, being behind me when we’re having sex in front of a mirror, laying on top of me (those who have been on here long enough know my favourite position) and obviously just telling me that I am small
 

S.S neo

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Turnoff : when the provider has a dog and i can sense that its looking at me ... and judging my performance while doing it doggy style.

Turn on : when the water im the shower becomes hot on my first try while opening it.
 

LC18

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when the provider has a dog and i can sense that its looking at me ... and judging my performance while doing it doggy style.

I know dogs are rolling their eyes, sighing and calling us amateurs everytime we do that position in front of them.
 
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