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Pet peeve thread

peachy

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Getting the following email :

"Hello ,
I am Kerry ,I am planning a business trip to Montreal next week , and I am planning you to be my bitch for a whole night. I am an assman , love to fuck directly your ass untill you bleed like a whore.
How much for the ass ??
I can send you a pic of the dick that will go inside you.."

Idk if anyone here has passed the word around to harass me about anal sex but it's the third time somebody contacts me with a violent message like this in the past few days

Pet peeve: people being angry that you have boundaries
Jesus, seriously. That's some fucked up and stupid shit right there which kinda leads into my pet peeve (and likely echoed by many on escort and dating forums all over the net). Dudes that say stupid shit in their posts or DMs and act like total assholes, then lo and behold, start a thread with a long diatribe about how no women want to meet them or talk to them and how they are all fake, blah, blah, blah. They go on and on about this, whining and telling us about how all the women are bitches and of course, at the end of their hissy fit, proclaim that they are actually a great guy and just misunderstood.
 

Mandouke

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Pet peeves, here's my list.

1) People who blow their nose while eating a meal with me, suggestion, do it in the washroom or elsewhere other than the dining table.
2) People who carry on loud cell phone conversations and video calls in public places, fucking annoying. I don't need to know the intimate details of your familial and personal life.
3) People who show no respect in queues for public transit, grocery shopping, etc.
4) Men who catcall women in public, losers grow up, you give all of us men a bad name and you won't get lucky that way anyway.
5) Disrespectful people in general who show a lack of civility to others and in particular those who do not respect their elders.
 

Cap'tain Fantastic

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Quand tu ouvres la pellicule d'aluminium d'un petit yogourt et qu'elle se défait pas d'un coup, mais plutôt se sépare encore et encore à chaque essai.
ou bien ça:
 

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T'storm

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Minor pet peeve: people who drive with their windows rolled down while playing loud music.
I did that when I was in my late teens to attract the girls walking on the sidewalk. I'm from a small town and that is what everyone did on Friday and Saturday nights. This was back in the mid 80's.
 

Fradi

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Around the corner
This already happens very often, whether or not I post about it on social media. Specially when I mention I had cancellations, which a lot of providers do to get new clients, that's often when this type of person comes out of the woodworks.

I never posted on this board or on my twitter that I don't do greek, but it's a known fact, and clearly some people about it are mad about it and are suddenly harassing me.

There's a ton of things I don't mention on social media. I just think these people think I'm going to stay silent and scared at home and stop working, which isn't going to happen. Sometimes I have to refuse seeing certain clients or I have negative interactions, and they go ahead and make a ton of fake numbers and fake bookings to harass me, which has nothing to do with what I post on social media or not. Like I said either here or on another thread, because I'm a "sweet person" it's expected of me that I am going to obey and stay nice no matter what, which will not happen.
I think it is your personality that invites these lunatics.
You come across as such a sweet caring gentle soul but at the same time so fragile and vulnerable that you become the perfect object for these mental cases for abuse.
Hopefully you get just as many kind and respectful people wanting to see you as well who appreciated your personality.
 

Lunaseraphim

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I think it is your personality that invites these lunatics.
You come across as such a sweet caring gentle soul but at the same time so fragile and vulnerable that you become the perfect object for these mental cases for abuse.
Hopefully you get just as many kind and respectful people wanting to see you as well who appreciated your personality.
I have no problem with setting boundaries, but my personality is what it is. One thing I've noticed is that when I tried to change my behaviour, people did not respond well to it at all, and people get angry when I set boundaries. I refused to see a gentleman because he was being vague with me and I found his attitude entitled. He went ahead and messaged the SP he gave me as a reference and called me paranoid and other insults. It's really hard to have a balance between being my natural sweet self and setting boundaries, because the contrast of what certain individuals perceive to be who I am with me saying ''no'' to something is so strong in their minds. It's annoying. :)

HOWEVER, I do get MUCH MORE kind and respectful clients! I have to weed out a lot of idiots but most SP's do. When I do get bookings everyone tends to be very sweet.
 

Gazoo64

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Reviving this thread!

Current pet peeves:
1. Lurkers on this board, who never write reviews.
2. White knights.
3. Liars!
4. Guys that wait impatiently in front of their computer, refreshing their screen 100s of times when the agency schedule comes out; hoping to get a ”spot” with a popular agency SP.
Boy, some guys have waaaay too much time on their hands and probably a boring life!
 

EastWind

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Pet Peeves:

1. When a person spends 40 seconds on an exercise and then spends 10 minutes playing with his/her phone.
2. Shitty gyms like Planet Fitness and Blink
3. Stupid idiots and free will do not mix. We all end up paying for it.
4. Doom Scrolling. Never understand that TikTok nonsense.
5. Free to Play and the Subscription Model. Miss the days of you pay once and you own it.
6. European tourists on a busy street on a weekend from Tribeca to SoHo.
7. People traveling hundreds/thousands miles away to buy fake shit.
8. LonelyFans and people spending thousands of $$$$ on it.
9. Wannabe food influencers hyping up mediocre/crappy food.
10. Food influencers ruining hidden gems leading to long ass lines and higher prices.
11. $30 for a pastrami sandwich and $18 for a cream cheese smoked salmon bagel. Uhhh NO.
12. Economic Indicators. Especially today. Wouldn't trust them with the manipulations. Better economic indicators are SPs/Strippers and Vegas.
13. Vegas. Used to be a good place to visit. Not anymore.

Hobby Pet Peeves:

1. Girl(s) leaving before you get to see them.
2. Now all about incalls in Montreal. WTF? Laval?
3. Hotels like Sofitel the girl can’t just hop on the elevator I have read and hear.
4. The gap between dating and this hobby has been narrowing. It was much more respectable and honest when there is a wide gap. This is why many indies are requiring a deposit and running background checks nowadays.
 
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LeDodo

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Driving pet peeves:
- Changing lines on double white lines
- Changing line ento the inserting line to cut the queue
- Slowly driving before a red light, then accelerating when it turns red and leaves you at the red
 
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philonius

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Minor pet peeve: people who drive with their windows rolled down while playing loud music.
Can't be me. The windows are all the way down and the music all the way up, air drumming and singing at the top of my lungs.
 

LeDodo

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Driving pet peeves:
- Changing lines on double white lines
- Changing line ento the inserting line to cut the queue
- Slowly driving before a red light, then accelerating when it turns red and leaves you at the red
- Not stopping at the stop sign but instead follow the car in front of you
- Stopping at the stop sign 1-2 m behind the line to be first to stop and drive
- Flooring the accelerator once you see someone to be the first at the stop sign
 
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