Pussy farts............. Does it ruin the mood?

[BookerL]

Really? Can you make music with them? You haven't lived until you've heard "Ave Maria" to pussy farts.

Might we ad in crescendo ?:lol::lol::lol:

Hummmm?






Cheers





Booker

 

[jacep]

once it hapen wen i met julia from goodgirls during daty. i didnt think much of it but julia apologizd. it didnt kill the mood. i think if it was the orther type of fart, it might have killed mood for a few seconds wile air clears but in terms of pusy fart, there isnt any noticabel smell like the other type of fart.

 

[Lusty Pig]

amazing how a pussy fart could kill the mood for some guys yet it doesn't knowing she had 43 cocks in her mouth before they kiss her ?

 

[Doc Holliday]

Compliments the golfing for Leafs fans.

And also the golfing for Bruins fans.

A votre sante,

Doc Holliday

 

[VSOP]

I once had a pussy go FRRRrrrrrrttttt. and throw sperm back out at me when I pulled out. A real tun off.

 

[Doggyluver]

I once had a pussy go FRRRrrrrrrttttt. and throw sperm back out at me when I pulled out. A real tun off.

At that point though it really didn't matter if it killed the mood.......the deed was done

 

[emmaalexandra]

Guys it's pussy fart...it happens...it's not stinky..just too much air getting in..mon dieu! lol

 

[gologill]

Guys it's pussy fart...it happens...it's not stinky..just to much air getting in..mon dieu! lol

You said it :thumb:

this thread is hilarious

 

[Ernst Stavro Blofeld]

If it bothers you, I have invented a little device that alleviates the problem. The device is inserted into the pussy and it allows the excess air to be evacuated. It also emits a pleasant little toot as the air is allowed to exit. I call it the pussy whistle. Available at fine store everywhere this coming Christmas season.

http://soundbible.com/1542-Air-Horn.html

 

[Quiznos]

Blofeld,

You are diabolical! :lol:

 

[Ultimecia]

Dear Lord, merbites really are stand-up comedians; I could read these posts all day long!:lol:

 

[emmaalexandra]

If it bothers you, I have invented a little device that alleviates the problem. The device is inserted into the pussy and it allows the excess air to be evacuated. It also emits a pleasant little toot as the air is allowed to exit. I call it the pussy whistle. Available at fine store everywhere this coming Christmas season.

http://soundbible.com/1542-Air-Horn.html

lmfao...to funny

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

Found something I saw a couple of years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0SQP8Jgd0Q

 

[DaliaG]

Pussy farts are always a little embarrassing but I don't think they should be a mood killer... you're pounding away from the back, being reckless and letting a bunch of air get in- nothing us women folk can do to control that. If queefing is something that doesn't sit well with some people, avoid exiting completely during doggy etc and problem solved
That said, I know a friend who likes to do it on command, so maybe these girls are doing it intentionally who knows? haha

 

[Bianca Jaguar]

Pussy fart - acceptable

Ass fart - unacceptable

That about covers it for me.

Hahahahaha....was thinking the same

 

[snoodle]

i always thought pussy farts were gross personally. But ill get turned on if a girl farts from her ass lol

 

[snoodle]

whats DATO ? lol

 

[pat98]

whats DATO ? lol

Heu ???
tu le fais exprès ou quoi ? lol

 

[snoodle]

Heu ???
tu le fais exprès ou quoi ? lol

non ces la premiere fois que j'entend cela lol

 

[snoodle]

LOL :lol:he would (literally beg) me to fart in his face.He actually asked all of us.

Some guys like that I guess....

lol..did anyone end up agreeing ?