Review rating system

[Lunaseraphim]

I think you are quite right about this, although in the post you commented on I mainly intended to point out the unfairness to the board membership at large.

There is one other unfairness I did touch on. The discounts for reviews poster I mentioned rarely emphasized the negative in his reviews, except when a girl couldn't take his merciless poundings. The poster in question stood at about 6'7" and weighed around 250. In other words, he was as big as Aaron Judge. And he happened to like to pound girls relentlessly, so that the bed springs were screaming and almost snapping. Everyone in the industry at that time knew this, it wasn't a secret. A few girls, mostly the petite ones, and those with very tight or sensitive pussies, didn't do well from the poundings. They were sore afterwards and some couldn't see clients afterwards. A lot of this was known in the industry at the time. I thought it to be very unfair to them, but then I heard that the agencies also booked those girls with him last, knowing that they wouldn't be able to see other clients after.

In person, he was, to me, a sweet guy, a somewhat gentle giant and someone who likely believed that all the women he pounded not only could take, but enjoyed the pounding he gave them. He made me laugh pretty hard one time without trying to, and was quite a character. But, at that time, I did feel sorry for the girls who were physically hurt by the poundings and then didn't even have a good review to show for it.

So yeah, it can be very unfair to the SP as well.

This story speaks for itself... So basically he wrote positive reviews because he knew the girls were in pain. The vast majority of clients has no idea. Some guys would actually have the opposite reflex because they have even less empathy for providers and would write a bad review of someone because she didn't like getting "mercilessly pounded" and showed signs of pain, would insult her physical appearance or say she's cold and gave bad service. A point based system gives even less context

Btw girls who couldn't take it likely didn't have "tighter pussies", they were just even more stressed out so their muscles couldn't relax.

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

Your profile says you joined in 2023. Assuming you posted under the handle Obvio007 from 2006 to 2010, it's quite likely I did read them. But I don't remember them. I would not let that hurt your feelings too much, since I don't remember shite these days.

However, under the current handle you have used since 2023, I can assure you I haven't read any of your reviews, nor have I read much of anyone else's. So I cannot comment on whether you are being righteously or wrongfully persecuted by the posters you mentioned. And I don't really feel like reading them just to decide which it is.

A picture is worth a thousand words.
857 inbox messages, or perhaps 857 posts, any clarification would be appreciated. Regardless, I was very active within the MERB community and contributed reviews from the Geicko.

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

This is just one of many reviews from back in 2009. Notice how I’ve maintained the same ideas and expressions, but now with fewer grammar errors and a touch of more sophisticated vocabulary. Perhaps it’s ChatGPT composing this review in 2009! To the skeptics and rumor mongers keep spreading your conspiracy theories. My true passion has always been sharing my experiences with fellow members, and I have consistently strived to be an exemplary member of the community.

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/fanny-xxxtase.46483/#post-404694

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

Here another one in 2007.

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/becky-gof-ex-wop-and-devilish.70093/

 

[urquell]

A picture is worth a thousand words.
857 inbox messages, or perhaps 857 posts, any clarification would be appreciated. Regardless, I was very active within the MERB community and contributed reviews from the Geicko.

There's a bunch of people that are trying to point some things out. They are clearly not being heard by you. You are getting angrier and more defensive as you go along, and lashing out. In all fairness that's not entirely your fault, because you're not the only one here having a go. You're trying to convince people that don't care about something that they actually really do care. That's not going to work. You're also trying to tell people that if they don't care then they really need to start caring now because what you say is important. That's true. Of course, what others say is important too, and you're becoming more dismissive of that as you go along.

I don't care about the incall/outcall reviews and I don't read yours or anybody else's, because I don't play in that pond, I play in another one or in the MPs, so I have no opinion on them one way or the other. What I can say, and I've done this on several threads, is that once you reach a level of toxiccity where it's never going to be anything but back and forth bickering, and no one is going to be convinced of anything, then it's time to get out. Let others have the last word, whatever. It's an internet forum and it doesn't matter. Nobody needs the stress and aggravation when they're supposed to be here to relax. Constructive arguments and disagreements that bring forth ideas and back-and-forth are good and bring life to the forum. This is just bile at this point. This thread has gone long past the point where somebody should have pulled their own plug if the site didn't pull it for them. At this point the only thing anyone is generating is ill-will and animosity and it should just stop.

My (and only my) opinion in any case.

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

There's a bunch of people that are trying to point some things out. They are clearly not being heard by you. You are getting angrier and more defensive as you go along, and lashing out. In all fairness that's not entirely your fault, because you're not the only one here having a go. You're trying to convince people that don't care about something that they actually really do care. That's not going to work. You're also trying to tell people that if they don't care then they really need to start caring now because what you say is important. That's true. Of course, what others say is important too, and you're becoming more dismissive of that as you go along.

I don't care about the incall/outcall reviews and I don't read yours or anybody else's, because I don't play in that pond, I play in another one or in the MPs, so I have no opinion on them one way or the other. What I can say, and I've done this on several threads, is that once you reach a level of toxiccity where it's never going to be anything but back and forth bickering, and no one is going to be convinced of anything, then it's time to get out. Let others have the last word, whatever. It's an internet forum and it doesn't matter. Nobody needs the stress and aggravation when they're supposed to be here to relax. Constructive arguments and disagreements that bring forth ideas and back-and-forth are good and bring life to the forum. This is just bile at this point. This thread has gone long past the point where somebody should have pulled their own plug if the site didn't pull it for them. At this point the only thing anyone is generating is ill-will and animosity and it should just stop.

My (and only my) opinion in any case.

I agree with everything you’ve said, but coming here to shame me and criticize my reviews is completely wrong. The time and effort I dedicate to something I have no personal interest in are being unfairly attacked by certain members. However, I’m not just defending myself; I’m defending every member whose passion is to share reviews with the forum community. I want to show that the same group of friends is spreading lies and fake news about me. I’m sorry, but this forum was never like that. In the past, everyone showed more respect towards members, especially those writing reviews. The main purpose of this platform is to share reviews and feedback about service providers. Unfortunately, a few bad apples are ruining the reputation of MERB and creating a negative image for potential members who want to share their experiences here.

 

[Lionelmessi]

This is just one of many reviews from back in 2009. Notice how I’ve maintained the same ideas and expressions, but now with fewer grammar errors and a touch of more sophisticated vocabulary. Perhaps it’s ChatGPT composing this review in 2009! To the skeptics and rumor mongers keep spreading your conspiracy theories. My true passion has always been sharing my experiences with fellow members, and I have consistently strived to be an exemplary member of the community.

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/fanny-xxxtase.46483/#post-404694

Do you honestly believe I don’t respect service providers? It seems you’re misinformed about me. I am one of the most gentlemanly and kind individuals you will ever meet, and agency owners and service providers from various agencies can attest to this. I sometimes add a bit of seasoning like salt and pepper to my reviews to make them more engaging, but I do so without ever disrespecting or degrading the service providers. If you think my reviews are bad towards service providers , then you haven't read many reviews on this forum. It’s astonishing how some members shame and demean service providers, yet you suggest that my use of certain words to spice up my reviews indicates a lack of respect. If that’s your perspective, then you truly don’t know me at all and are misrepresenting my character and reputation.I’m not referring to MERB but to agency staff and service providers working for those agencies. Since I was 20, I’ve interacted with over 500 service providers never a single complaint, only excellent feedback. I understand you might be influenced by rumors and trends to make this thread more interesting, but in reality, you don’t know me. The facts I’ve shared are accurate . If you anyone can prove the contrary then I am the most untrustworthy member on this forum, and everything I’ve said even my reviews are lies. Go ahead and try to prove me wrong. I know some of you enjoy digging up dirt and playing detective. If you succeed, I will leave this forum and never return. But I know who I am, and I am proud of my reputation as a respectful client, a client every agency dream.

Here’s the proof you’ve asked for
I wonder how @andcen feels about you using this exact review to write yours.
Anyone who has read your review will immediately notice the same exact pattern you copy pasted from and violated his copyright and intellectual property.


Post 47 in thread 'Amanda @ Devilish' written by @andcen
https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/amanda-devilish.34200/post-438070

From the very first line to the now-famous “long, passionate BJ,” the déjà vu is almost poetic. I could break it down line by line , structure, phrasing, even the emotional beats but honestly, I think most people here are smart enough to do the comparison themselves.

If you’re going to recycle someone else’s review, at least try to change the oil before you take it for a spin.

You asked for proof that it’s not your original content, I delivered.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

Here’s the proof you’ve asked for
I wonder how @andcen feels about you using rhis exact review to generate yours through AI
Anyone who has read your review will immediately notice the same exact pattern you copy pasted from and violated copyright


Post in thread 'Amanda @ Devilish'
https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/amanda-devilish.34200/post-438070

the rest is pretty much self explanatory don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

You are delusional and believe in your own lies.

 

[Valentina]

Lots of people have a “format” when writing reviews. Each review is also subjective. The reviewer decides to highlight the points that matter most for him after seeing a SP. I wouldn’t go as far as copyrighting lmao but yeah if people are blatantly copy pasting shit (which is reported by members and mods take those down btw) then obviously that’s BS and a fake review.

I personally like to review in a very short and sweet manner when I go to a new resto spot or for amazon shit:

- Resto: “fresh, good portions”
- Amazon: “it works. Buy it”
Tbh my reviews all look the same also…

… then you have the google reviewers that get sent Google review socks (yes that exists) because they leave so many in depth reviews and they’re on a mission from God. Same principle here… some like to write erotic novels while masturbating to reviews and HOPE to get freebies from their favs. lol.

As much as we can all appreciate reviews and want people to leave them for us SPs - we cannot dictate how a person will also write / format his review. You notice patterns in members and it’s their jam. New and other members may also get inspired by the format and get ideas on what to write in their next ones.

Also this isn’t a hospital where doctors perform open heart surgery there... Or a restaurant that has workers washing their feet in the same sink they use to wash their produce. This is a dick sucking and wang slangin review website. It’s not that serious.

 

[Lionelmessi]

You are delusional and believe in your own lies.

You literally copied his review line for line, right down to “I could have stayed like that for hours.”

You can deny it all you want, but anyone with eyes and two brain cells can scroll up and see the truth.

It’s not a coincidence. It’s a copy. Plain and simple.

People can read for themselves Post 47 in thread 'Amanda @ Devilish' by @andcen
https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/amanda-devilish.34200/post-438070


Let’s break it down:
On one side I Compared HIs review of Amanda post 47 which isn’t your review to the other 4 you wrote (Camille, Miranda, Namtan, Aliyah)

• All reviews open with the same “I’ve been meaning to see her / finally booked her” intro.
• Every single one moves through the exact same arc: arrival → warm chat → playful build-up → BJ praise → quick finish → girl wants more → emotional reflection → GFE label → “will repeat”.
• Phrases like “not a clock watcher,” “one of the best blowjobs I’ve ever had,” “natural breasts,” “passion,” and “genuine connection” repeat like clockwork.
• Even quirky expressions like “genie came out of the lamp” or “BJ marathon” seem to get recycled, just reworded.

This isn’t inspiration. This is plagiarism with a fresh coat of lip gloss.

You didn’t even bother changing the metaphors, just swapped names and cup sizes.

Delusional ? Come on.

We all appreciate a good storyteller, but passing off the same narrative five times with slight edits doesn’t help the community. It hurts credibility, misleads others, and clutters the board.
You’re free to write what you want just don’t be surprised when people start comparing notes.

 

[Lunaseraphim]

… then you have the google reviewers that get sent Google review socks (yes that exists) because they leave so many in depth reviews and they’re on a mission from God. Google sends them shit.

lollllllll this sounds like a healthier hobby, and a very interesting creative writing exercise

 

[Valentina]

Yeah 100% People need to know how to pick their battles and take shit with a grain of salt. Reviews included at the end of the day.
If I were a guy my concern would be if the girl is legit and clean. There’s so much info in reviews. Select what’s important and move on.

 

[talkinghead]

There's a bunch of people that are trying to point some things out. They are clearly not being heard by you. You are getting angrier and more defensive as you go along, and lashing out. In all fairness that's not entirely your fault, because you're not the only one here having a go. You're trying to convince people that don't care about something that they actually really do care. That's not going to work. You're also trying to tell people that if they don't care then they really need to start caring now because what you say is important. That's true. Of course, what others say is important too, and you're becoming more dismissive of that as you go along.

I don't care about the incall/outcall reviews and I don't read yours or anybody else's, because I don't play in that pond, I play in another one or in the MPs, so I have no opinion on them one way or the other. What I can say, and I've done this on several threads, is that once you reach a level of toxiccity where it's never going to be anything but back and forth bickering, and no one is going to be convinced of anything, then it's time to get out. Let others have the last word, whatever. It's an internet forum and it doesn't matter. Nobody needs the stress and aggravation when they're supposed to be here to relax. Constructive arguments and disagreements that bring forth ideas and back-and-forth are good and bring life to the forum. This is just bile at this point. This thread has gone long past the point where somebody should have pulled their own plug if the site didn't pull it for them. At this point the only thing anyone is generating is ill-will and animosity and it should just stop.

My (and only my) opinion in any case.

This post is worth reading twice.

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

Here’s the proof you’ve asked for
I wonder how @andcen feels about you using this exact review to write yours.
Anyone who has read your review will immediately notice the same exact pattern you copy pasted from and violated his copyright and intellectual property.


Post in thread 'Amanda @ Devilish'
https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/amanda-devilish.34200/post-438070

From the very first line to the now-famous “long, passionate BJ,” the déjà vu is almost poetic. I could break it down line by line , structure, phrasing, even the emotional beats but honestly, I think most people here are smart enough to do the comparison themselves.

If you’re going to recycle someone else’s review, at least try to change the oil before you take it for a spin.

You asked for proof that it’s not your original content, I delivered.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Stop spreading false information and lies. This is my personal review, written by me. What about the Becky review I posted in 2007, which I started the thread. If I initiated the thread with Becky, who did I copy it from? And what about all the recent threads I've started on this forum who did I copy and paste from? You're just a hater and a lowlife. Keep envying me, bozo.

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

You literally copied his review line for line, right down to “I could have stayed like that for hours.”

You can deny it all you want, but anyone with eyes and two brain cells can scroll up and see the truth.

It’s not a coincidence. It’s a copy. Plain and simple.

People can read for themselves Post 47 in thread 'Amanda @ Devilish' by @andcen
https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/amanda-devilish.34200/post-438070


Let’s break it down:
On one side I Compared HIs review of Amanda post 47 which isn’t your review to the other 4 you wrote (Camille, Miranda, Namtan, Aliyah)

• All reviews open with the same “I’ve been meaning to see her / finally booked her” intro.
• Every single one moves through the exact same arc: arrival → warm chat → playful build-up → BJ praise → quick finish → girl wants more → emotional reflection → GFE label → “will repeat”.
• Phrases like “not a clock watcher,” “one of the best blowjobs I’ve ever had,” “natural breasts,” “passion,” and “genuine connection” repeat like clockwork.
• Even quirky expressions like “genie came out of the lamp” or “BJ marathon” seem to get recycled, just reworded.

This isn’t inspiration. This is plagiarism with a fresh coat of lip gloss.

You didn’t even bother changing the metaphors, just swapped names and cup sizes.

Delusional ? Come on.

We all appreciate a good storyteller, but passing off the same narrative five times with slight edits doesn’t help the community. It hurts credibility, misleads others, and clutters the board.
You’re free to write what you want just don’t be surprised when people start comparing notes.

So you want to play the game of spreading rumors and lies ? Fine, I’ll join right in. I heard your belly is so massive that it’s been 25 years since you've haven’t seen your Winnie. Poor you, now I understand we’re the frustration is coming from.

 

[Lionelmessi]

So you want to play the game of spreading rumors and lies ? Fine, I’ll join right in. I heard your belly is so massive that it’s been 25 years since you've haven’t seen your Winnie. Poor you, now I understand we’re the frustration is coming from.

It was to be expected, classic move, can’t defend the facts, so you throw a childish insult about someone’s body instead. .

But here’s the problem

Insults won’t change the truth.

Your review copies @andcen Amanda’s, almost word for word, structure, tone, even signature lines like “I could have stayed like that for hours”

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/amanda-devilish.34200/post-438070

That’s not a rumor.
That’s not frustration.
That’s you getting caught and trying to deflect.

You can’t argue facts

I won’t be coming back to this thread no need to keep repeating myself.

The evidence speaks louder than ego. Let the readers decide for themselves.

I’m out.

Add/edit
As I was editing my last post another one was published in the meantime.
thoughough this thread I’ve made it a point to focus on facts
nevertheless that’s the kind of attack I’ve been subjected to I’m sorry it’s come to that but I would never dignify this with any type of answer.
I’ll let you figure out who’s the author

“You're just a lowlife, constantly looking for any small mistake to shame me. Now I understand why you were adopted and bullied at the bus station as a kid. It makes perfect sense that you try to shame others to feel better about yourself, but in the end, you're still a piece of shit”

 

[Valentina]

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

It was to be expected, classic move, can’t defend the facts, so you throw a childish insult about someone’s body instead. .

But here’s the problem

Insults won’t change the truth.

Your review copies @andcen Amanda’s, almost word for word, structure, tone, even signature lines like “I could have stayed like that for hours”

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/amanda-devilish.34200/post-438070

That’s not a rumor.
That’s not frustration.
That’s you getting caught and trying to deflect.

You can’t argue facts

I won’t be coming back to this thread no need to keep repeating myself.

The evidence speaks louder than ego. Let the readers decide for themselves.

I’m out.

Bozo, if what you're saying is true, then how come it wasn't removed by the person you're claiming copied and pasted it? And why hasn't anyone else mentioned it in the thread? You're just a lowlife, constantly looking for any small mistake to shame me. Now I understand why you were adopted and bullied at the bus station as a kid. It makes perfect sense that you try to shame others to feel better about yourself, but in the end, you're still a low life.

 

[Valentina]

If I post my tits will you stop fighting?

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

If I post my tits will you stop fighting?

Yes, please go ahead hahaha. Joke aside, Valentina, how would you feel if I started spreading false information about you on a public forum? That's exactly the kind of cruelty happening here and behind a keyboards.Any information I share with him, he will turn around and use against me, by spreading lies, it’s almost like dealing with a narcissist. It's really aggravating.