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Rude booking experience with Euphoria agency

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sin666

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I want to share my (first and last) experience trying to use their services FYI.


Me - Dec 21 11:33:
hi, I would like to book Cersei at the earliest available time. And do you have 30min 45min prices too. And address.

Euphoria - Dec 21 11:39:
Shes fully booked

We dont accept cheap clients. 1h minimim

And we dont accept fake number. Im blocking this number now
 

MCTJ

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I want to share my (first and last) experience trying to use their services FYI.


Me - Dec 21 11:33:
hi, I would like to book Cersei at the earliest available time. And do you have 30min 45min prices too. And address.

Euphoria - Dec 21 11:39:
Shes fully booked

We dont accept cheap clients. 1h minimim

And we dont accept fake number. Im blocking this
You contacted them in a fairly rude manner (short sentences, no please/thank you) and asking for a short appointment, something that is not listed on their website. Are you using a texting app? This is what they mean by fake number and it's a red flag for agencies.
 

sin666

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I mean can you blame them.... They have beautiful women and a bargain of a price.

I didn't complain about the price. Just asked about the options so I can choose the most appropriate one, in case it's possible.

You're texting them from a mask texting app and asking for 30 minutes service demanding her earliest possible?

It's my main and only number, and not a mask/texting app. I'm not "demanding" anything, on the contrary, to make a booking I was saying that my preferred time is the earliest available time (i.e. I'm flexible, I don't demand a specific time slot).
 

sin666

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You contacted them in a fairly rude manner (short sentences, no please/thank you) and asking for a short appointment, something that is not listed on their website. Are you using a texting app? This is what they mean by fake number and it's a red flag for agencies.

I think it's not rude, it's "concise, to the point". One may prefer either way but I don't see it as a big deal.

I know what they meant by "fake number" but it's my only number and also I could have verified whatever they wanted, if they hadn't blocked me. Also, I made countless bookings with indies and agencies before in Toronto without any problems.
 

CLOUD 500

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I agree with Sin666. The "We dont accept cheap clients" was uncalled for and not necessary. A simple "We do not offer 45 mins appointments, 1 hr minimum" was all that was needed. But not that this will change Euphoria's business at all, the laws of supply and demand favor the seller.
 

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It has been bad now for a long time. they refuse to come to me south shore or ask for 400h...always rude and unfortunately they are not alone. Agencies are going bad since onlyfans.....I flirt girls on OF and find out they are the SW from agencies and the go indy.... i hate to say this but agencies seem not to care if its not 2-3 hours....and pricing is not the issue.... they earn money yes but 40 extra for gaz as its 10 min away no thanks now you are taking advantage,..,.,OF is the tool to use for me....90% are there
 

2fast2slow

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i consider that response from euphoria rude too. I too like half hour appointments (not because im cheap, because im not), can it hurt to ask? And for personal reasons i use an app to communicate with mps and agencies, never had a problem (mind you my app number starts with 438)
 

mmmtin

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i consider that response from euphoria rude too. I too like half hour appointments (not because im cheap, because im not), can it hurt to ask? And for personal reasons i use an app to communicate with mps and agencies, never had a problem (mind you my app number starts with 438)
i love 30 min also as it never takes 1hour to be happy.....30-45 min should really be the reality...if service nice ok then call for more..but if bad as often it is...then just leave please....Girls are not like they were 10-15 years ago....yes hot but not as sexual
 

Francoquart

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The response is a bit weird coming from Euphoria, they usually have a better and more polite approach. On the other hand, long gone are the days where you could just book any girl with these agencies and be certain the service is good to exceptional. Most experiences i had since COVID are mediocre to average. Indies are the way to go in my opinion. Massage parlours can also be a good substitute to agencies, since GFE has become a "YMMV".
 

Carmine Falcone

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The response is a bit weird coming from Euphoria, they usually have a better and more polite approach. On the other hand, long gone are the days where you could just book any girl with these agencies and be certain the service is good to exceptional. Most experiences i had since COVID are mediocre to average. Indies are the way to go in my opinion. Massage parlours can also be a good substitute to agencies, since GFE has become a "YMMV".
Agree with most of this. It was a pretty curt response from Euphoria booker, something I've never personally experienced before. But I can also see why bookers sometimes don't have patience to deal with nonsense. Like, have you ever seen any of the prominent agencies advertise 30 or 45 minute rates?

But I'm replying to this mostly because of you saying "Indies are the way to go." I love indies and plan to see one very soon. But the indie scene has its own mediocre personnel that are thoroughly unremarkable. In the past year, I've seen a handful of indie ladies that were essentially glorified agency women. Some of them were even well-reviewed here. When I think indie women with their elevated cost, I expect striking beauty and exceptional service. I didn't get in more than a few indie interactions this year. Would they have been fine at agency prices? Absolutely, but that's about it. Not every agency lady has the intangibles to be an amazing indie.
 

Indulger2

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From your review, it seems possible you are perhaps not very experienced with the ins and outs of the industry or the information which is common knowledge on this board, or the nuances of tone in writing text (in the context of north America and especially Quebec)
(please don't take that as some kind of attack, it is just an impression).
Yes the response from the booker was rude, but please take this with a grain of salt, and learn the essentials:
If you contact an SP or Agency, and they only list hourly rates, do not ask for a shorter session - this is seen very negatively. I believe for most here this is obvious.There are very negative connotations of sessions under an hour . With a reputable agency, you should not ask such a question - especially if it is clear they do not offer this on the website.
Everyone else made some good comments about some key lessons to learn from this.
Also, from my perspective, to be blunt, your message wasn't very polite either, especially if you compare to how other experienced clients write very friendly and informative message. Your message might have irritated to the booker if they usually get polite message from regulars. Say what you will about the value of being concise, but being polite and well spoken, goes a long way, especially in this industry.
Your message lacked tact. The agency is as much concerned about filtering out potential bad clients and prioritising the best ones, b/c their SPs are going to deal with the client in the most intimate way. The bookers are very experienced and have a good sense of how to "read" people from their texts. It is in their best interest to filter in only the best possible clients, as for every one of your type of message, they get twenty much more appealing ones. So try to understand it from their perspective. They are protecting their SPs and their business.
The booker's response was rude and offensive yes. Maybe they had too many irritations that day or the previous, and this pushed them over the edge.
I wouldn't write-off an agency for such a response, considering your method of contact. Try to "not take things personally", just friendly advice - as others said very well, text communications have really hurt the way people treat each other.
I hope you can take this feedback in a constructive and elegant way, without being defensive, and value the other possible side of how a situation looks to others.
FWIW from almost 18 years experience in the scene, usually the most polite are the indies aged 28+ at 300$+/hr range, and agencies if you're a regular or CALL on the phone. If of course, you contact them exactly the way most of them guide you to on their website.
To close, I'll say, I can absolutely imagine how unpleasant that remark from the booker must have been, bad enough to ruin a day.
 
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2fast2slow

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From your review, it seems possible you are perhaps not very experienced with the ins and outs of the industry or the information which is common knowledge on this board, or the nuances of tone in writing text (in the context of north America and especially Quebec)
(please don't take that as some kind of attack, it is just an impression).
Yes the response from the booker was rude, but please take this with a grain of salt, and learn the essentials:
If you contact an SP or Agency, and they only list hourly rates, do not ask for a shorter session - this is seen very negatively. I believe for most here this is obvious.There are connotations of sessions under an hour. With a reputable agency, you should not ask such a question - especially if it is clear they do not offer this on the website.
Everyone else made some good comments about some key lessons to learn from this.
Also, from my perspective, to be blunt, your message wasn't very polite either, especially if you compare to how other experienced clients write very friendly and informative message. Your message might have irritated to the booker if they usually get polite message from regulars. Say what you will about the value of being concise, but being polite and well spoken, goes a long way, especially in this industry.
Your message lacked tact. The agency is as much concerned about filtering out potential bad clients and prioritising the best ones, b/c their SPs are going to deal with the client in the most intimate way. The bookers are very experienced and have a good sense of how to "read" people from their texts. It is in their best interest to filter in only the best possible clients, as for every one of your type of message, they get twenty much more appealing ones. So try to understand it from their perspective. They are protecting their SPs and their business.
The booker's response was rude and offensive yes. Maybe they had too many irritations that day or the previous, and this pushed them over the edge.
I wouldn't write-off an agency for such a response, considering your method of contact. Try to "not take things personally", just friendly advice - as others said very well, text communications have really hurt the way people treat each other.
I hope you can take this feedback in a constructive and elegant way, without being defensive, and value the other possible side of how a situation looks to others.
FWIW from almost 18 years experience in the scene, usually the most polite are the indies aged 28+ at 300$+/hr range, and agencies if you're a regular or CALL on the phone. If of course, you contact them exactly the way most of them guide you to on their website.
To close, I'll say, I can absolutely imagine how unpleasant that remark from the booker must have been, bad enough to ruin a day.
@sin666 you did not follow the 'establsihed well-known protocol' so it's ''NO SOUP FOR YOU!''

I guess you were dealing with the agency nazi (Seinfeld reference for those too young to know)
 

Indulger2

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I think you nailed it on the head right here. Its probably the 30 min thing that mustve set him off.
Imagine calling a 5 star hotel at X$ per night and asking them how much it is to rent the room for an hour....pretty much the same reaction
Well stated. And thank you.
 
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IamNY

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There are two sides to every story. I’ve never had a rude interaction with Euphoria. Quite the opposite, they have alway been quick to respond, professional, and accommodating.
 
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