So you pull out of the girl and when you look down it's WTF!!!

[massman]

^ your doctor, unfortunately, is stupid.

Now in regard to this thread in general, i think if you are sticking your penis into vaginas, 4-5 chances out o 28, there will be menses involved. Sure many escorts take steps to avoid work durin this time, take meds to minimize periods etc. But now and again, if you are having sex with women, its gonna happEn. Get over it. Use condoms, and there is little to worry about.

 

[Siocnarf]

Waking up blood-covered in a foreign country, it must be a relief to realize its only menstrual fluid.

 

[Merlot]

Lublaw,

Are you sure you weren't harvested for extra organs? All lungs, kidneys, and nuts still there? No wonder those Nam hookers only charge $5. It's the hidden costs that get you. Talk about cost going up. Maybe your post belongs in the increased rates thread.

Happy surprises,

Merlot

 

[Doc Holliday]

About 30+ years ago, i was at a dance with some buddies when one of the boys left with a young lady. About 45 minutes later, he came back. However, he had blood all around his mouth. So i told him? You got laid? All proud of himself, he smiled and said: "Yup! Big time!"

All of us looked at one another & instead of laughing (or congratulating him), we were in disbelief & some of us were just shaking our heads. When he noticed our looks, all he said was: "What? She's hot, no?"

So when nobody said anything, i finally told him: "You ate her out." Smirking, he said: "Of course." That's when everybody started laughing. So i told the poor guy: "You need to go to the bathroom.......and clean up." He asked me what i meant, and i replied: "I said you have to go & clean up. Now. Go take a look in the mirror."

The look on his face at that moment was absolutely priceless! :lol:

 

[rewindedforward]

My only OTR story: I usually use outcalls but one unusually hot summer day I was in town with little time to spare so I thought I'd use an incall and cut on GLOT (get laid operational time). Lucky me I call this place and they've got a girl available right away. I go to the place somewhere DT, the girl's to my taste, service is great, doggy, mish, I'm not into digits or DATY (especially after reading this thread) so had none of that, 1 SOG, out the door I go. But when I arrived I asked to use the washroom to wash my face which was a little too hot and sweaty for my DFK liking (don't ask about the DATY contradiction) and I put my sunglasses on top of the towels rack which was rather high up to complete this operation. Anyway, once I got back downstairs I realise I forgot my glasses. I dial up the agency, they tell me no prob they'll tell the girl and go back up right away because another dude's on the way. The girl's got a robe on so I figure she was about to jump in the shower. Good girl. I find my glasses, take a quick look at myself in the mirror, notice this white and slighly brownish round thing reflected behind the box of kleenex on the counter. The girl's in the doorway so I don't get a better look at it but I figure this must be one of those sponges girls use when they're OTR and she wasn't expecting me back so din't know where to put it and put the kleenex box in front. OK no harm done but really? I find the idea that a girl would wash that thing and stuff it back in for the next client more unsettling then the fact she'd work OTR... That can't be sanitary. I leave and congratulate myself for never DATYing with SPs.

RF