The Bitching thread

[Lunaseraphim]

I don't know what day it is half of the time, my strategy is to pretend like every day is Thursday

every day is like thursday.. every day is silent and grey.

 

[Julia Sky]

every day is like thursday.. every day is silent and grey.

Except tuesday because titty Tuesday makes everything a little softer (except that one thing you and I like to share)

 

[Lunaseraphim]

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Except tuesday because titty Tuesday makes everything a little softer (except that one thing you and I like to share)

i love titty tuesday

 

[LeDodo]

Except tuesday because titty Tuesday makes everything a little softer (except that one thing you and I like to share)

I was told that the days of the weeks are Tonday, Tuesday, Tednesday, Thursday, Triday, Taturday and Tunday!

 

[Lunaseraphim]

I was told that the days of the weeks are Tonday, Tuesday, Tednesday, Thursday, Triday, Taturday and Tunday!

it's caturday

 

[Fradi]

Except tuesday because titty Tuesday makes everything a little softer (except that one thing you and I like to share)

When you are retired everyday is a vacation day and if it wasn’t for my children and grandchildren still working and in school I would completely lose track of which day of the week it is.
I have nightmares sometimes and think I am still working lol. So good to go back to bed and wake up when you feel like it, have breakfast and then go for your morning swim.

 

[Lunaseraphim]

When you are retired everyday is a vacation day and if it wasn’t for my children and grandchildren still working and in school I would completely lose track of which day of the week it is.
I have nightmares sometimes and think I am still working lol. So good to go back to bed and wake up when you feel like it, have breakfast and then go for your morning swim.

I have nightmares about being back in school and missing a bunch of classes or forgetting to do assignments!

 

[twenty4seven]

I have nightmares about being back in school and missing a bunch of classes or forgetting to do assignments!

Me too. I sometimes have dreams about fucking up in school so vivid that I have to go and verify my diploma is still hanging on the wall.

 

[Lunaseraphim]

Me too. I sometimes have dreams about fucking up in school so vivid that I have to go and verify my diploma is still hanging on the wall.

I don't know what's up with that really. Some of these dreams are so elaborate and wild, set in a sci fi universe even lol

 

[Fradi]

I have nightmares about being back in school and missing a bunch of classes or forgetting to do assignments!

I was joking.
I don’t have nightmares and I don’t miss work.
I can do without Friday deadlines and Vice presidents parachuted in from cheese companies who know dick all about the product.
I do miss the people, colleagues, suppliers I dealt with on a daily basis from all over the world.
I still play golf and have lunch regularly with former colleagues I worked with for over 30 years.

 

[LC18]

I hate going to Costco but I like going to Costco

 

[twenty4seven]

I hate going to Costco but I like going to Costco

Agreed. Did I need 8 deodorants, 12 bagels, and a 6-pack of onigiri going in? No. Did I need them after? Also no. Did I buy 8 deodorants, 12 bagels, and a 6-pack of onigiri? Yes

 

[Lunaseraphim]

Agreed. Did I need 8 deodorants, 12 bagels, and a 6-pack of onigiri going in? No. Did I need them after? Also no. Did I buy 8 deodorants, 12 bagels, and a 6-pack of onigiri? Yes

I needed all of this

 

[LeDodo]

It's spring time, but WHY IS IT SNOWING?!

 

[urquell]

You stupid, ignorant, inconsiderate jackass, do you really need to stop your cart directly in the doorway of the Costco/grocery store to take a phone call/look through your wallet/ rearrange your kids clothing? Could you not have stopped to the side 6 feet before or after and to the side for exactly the same result without blocking absolutely everyone from using the doorway? Can you not feel the heat from the angry glazes of everyone around you coalescing into a singularity in your back like level 10 wizard-fire? If higher level wizards actually did their own shopping then one of them would have turned you into a toad. Harrumph.

 

[Julia Sky]

You stupid, ignorant, inconsiderate jackass, do you really need to stop your cart directly in the doorway of the Costco/grocery store to take a phone call/look through your wallet/ rearrange your kids clothing? Could you not have stopped to the side 6 feet before or after and to the side for exactly the same result without blocking absolutely everyone from using the doorway? Can you not feel the heat from the angry glazes of everyone around you coalescing into a singularity in your back like level 10 wizard-fire? If higher level wizards actually did their own shopping then one of them would have turned you into a toad. Harrumph.

You have all my support. This is so annoying lol. Tell em!!!!!

 

[twenty4seven]

You stupid, ignorant, inconsiderate jackass, do you really need to stop your cart directly in the doorway of the Costco/grocery store to take a phone call/look through your wallet/ rearrange your kids clothing? Could you not have stopped to the side 6 feet before or after and to the side for exactly the same result without blocking absolutely everyone from using the doorway? Can you not feel the heat from the angry glazes of everyone around you coalescing into a singularity in your back like level 10 wizard-fire? If higher level wizards actually did their own shopping then one of them would have turned you into a toad. Harrumph.

Similarly, I'm glad I don't have lasers for eyes when we're waiting in line to order food somewhere that's taking forever and the person in front of you finally gets to the front and doesn't know what they want to order. WTAFPOSMF! What have you been doing for the last 20 min while we stare at the same menu/order board!?!111 I would be in jail for supermurder.

 

[Michelle Gunn]

don't engage. don't engage. don't engage. don't engage. keep breathing. sip of scotch. don't engage.

 

[Michelle Gunn]

Gas is a cunt hair away from being 2$/L
Chips are 7$ a bag.
I'm going to start adding fuel surcharges like the shipping companies.

 

[madmonkey82]

Random and a total bitching thought:
Why dont all these Asian ladies popping up in recent years go work for well known agency's? At least we could get a more realistic bio of them. The array of photos would be more believable, and dont get me started on the ages. And it would be nice to have them do an outcall and not charge me 200$ more an hour. And also, the rates, the math is off for 90 minutes sessions. If its 260$ an hour and 520$ for 2 hours. How the hell is 90 minutes 480$?

I have been able over the years to know that when a girls bio from the agency says 25, its really 26 to 32. I can live with this, but when they say 19 and shes 40, please Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining .

I would really like to see one if these Asian agencys actually get it right . Don't put up photos of the girls from 10 or more years ago, say shes 19 when shes 30 something and also say shes 92 pounds and shes 125 pounds. To tell you the truth, I like 30 something and 125 pounds. And im not alone here.
I love Asian women and I can handle the truth, even if Jack Nicholson says I cant.

Okay. Im done. Its Guinness time at Hurleys tonight.

Happy St.paddys day

I concurr.