The Confessional

[AirBo]

mom was scared that this will cause me issues on the long run because I will be considered a whore.

Respectfully, you gotta admit your mom had foresight though

 

[ThatIdiotWhoUsesHisRealName]

My best friend turned out to be a not so good friend lately

He gave me his ex wife baby mom’s contact to me for a contract

My friend started acting weird afterwards and ended up exposing his betrayal shortly after

Meanwhile I’m working at his ex wife’s

She is looking great for her age, better than her daughters imo

She keeps giving me hints asking to spend time after work/have a drink
Dressing more slutty as I started working at her’s
Giving me those eyes

I kind of want to get back to him
And she is clearly aroused at the idea because of how wrong it would be

Lucky for him I am not looking for vengeance
But if she dresses any sluttier when I’m there idk if I’ll be able to resist

Plus I know he has no remorse

Maybe its time to stop being the good guy

 

[LC18]

“Hey c’est la fille qui s’est fait doigter en classe” everytime you walk in the hallways

 

[LC18]

My best friend turned out to be a not so good friend lately

He gave me his ex wife baby mom’s contact to me for a contract

My friend started acting weird afterwards and ended up exposing his betrayal shortly after

Meanwhile I’m working at his ex wife’s

She is looking great for her age, better than her daughters imo

She keeps giving me hints asking to spend time after work/have a drink
Dressing more slutty as I started working at her’s
Giving me those eyes

I kind of want to get back to him
And she is clearly aroused at the idea because of how wrong it would be

Lucky for him I am not looking for vengeance
But if she dresses any sluttier when I’m there idk if I’ll be able to resist

Plus I know he has no remorse

Maybe its time to stop being the good guy

I only have one thing to say

 

[LC18]

I was popular back then lol! But not for the good reasons….
That year I did some crazy stuff! And I was so much younger OMG I’m scared to have a daughter like me!

I feel you. I had my first MFM when I was with a good friend and his bestfriend. They were in a different school so I guess beauty standards must have been different over there. But also I guess that if you’re a horny teenager and you find someone who’s ok with a 3some, you won’t be so picky on the looks.

 

[benito113]

I am a toxic ex, I use my favourite exes for validation. When my self esteem is low because of work or social media, I send them nudes so that they can tell me that I’m hot, that they miss me and that they’d like to see me. Then I go back to not speaking to them.

They’re not complaining but it’s not really fair to them.

Edit: I confess, I lied one person complained but he’s not an ex. Just an ex tinder date. He complained that I was torturing him with nudes because he can’t have sex with me even though he keeps trying to find ways to.

Can I just say how sexy and how much of a turn on that is

Love me some toxic exes...kinda kidding kinda not

 

[LC18]

Can I just say how sexy and how much of a turn on that is

Love me some toxic exes...kinda kidding kinda not

Right it’s confusing. Yeah she’s toxic but she sends me nudes out of the blue

 

[Sylar]

Euphemisms, convoluted, artificial new phrases etc. George Orwell warned the world about this problem in his novel, 1984, and yet here we are.

What do you mean by those? Can you give an example?

 

[steed]

What do you mean by those? Can you give an example?

My pet peeve euphemism . Instead of dead - Passed on - passed over -gone to meet his maker - as Monty Python said of the parrot - He's f****ing dead . Note that f****ing is also a euphemism
Steed

 

[LC18]

My pet peeve euphemism . Instead of dead - Passed on - passed over -gone to meet his maker - as Monty Python said of the parrot - He's f****ing dead . Note that f****ing is also a euphemism
Steed

My favourite in French is “il mange les pissenlits par la racine”

For the non French speakers “he’s eating dandelions by the root”

 

[Giselle Montreal]

My pet peeve euphemism . Instead of dead - Passed on - passed over -gone to meet his maker - as Monty Python said of the parrot - He's f****ing dead . Note that f****ing is also a euphemism
Steed

I think it was in Sex Education series, Maeve replied to "Sorry you lost your father" with "My father is not lost. He's dead."

She's right.

 

[Sylar]

Unless I am wearing a suit, I am always commando. (This has no link to the Hulk jokes)

 

[LC18]

Unless I am wearing a suit, I am always commando. (This has no link to the Hulk jokes)

Ok now I am rethinking the last few days

 

[Sylar]

Ok now I am rethinking the last few days

The answer is yes.

 

[AirBo]

Unless I am wearing a suit, I am always commando.

Ok now I am rethinking the last few days

and I'm rethinking the day we fucking met!

 

[PSEfreak]

Let’s call this guy Mike!
Mike proposed himself to become my personal teacher since I haven’t had any sexual experience. He wasn’t my boyfriend and I was just curious.
My first fingering experience was in one of my classes. The teacher was always seating at the back of the class and was known to fall asleep and/or to be really nonchalant. So Mike and I both sat on the same bench completely in front of the class. It was organized a way that the teacher from the back couldn’t see lower than our elbows. Mike ask me to sit down facing him on the bench. In that position my legs were separated and you can see under my skirt. He asked me to get closer and to move my panties on the side. I did ! He continued caressing my thighs until he reached my vulva. I was exploding. He then fingered me right there in the class full of people; not completely but enough to make my eyes go so big and I couldn’t control myself that I moan. He stopped and looked around and told me to keep quite. The teacher was still in his chair and talking to the class who seems to listen to him.

I was wrong! One girl in the class heard my moan and kind of saw what we were doing due to my facial expression. That girl didn’t like me because she had a crush on a guy who had a crush on me. At the end of the class she went to talk to the teacher who ended up talking to the administration. Mike heard the news because everyone was talking about it in the class. We were in trouble. The teacher then spread the news among the other teachers. Pretty much the entire secondary school was aware of the situation in less than two days. It was just a matter of time before they call our parents. I was so scared that I decided to tell my mom before the school call my dad and I get a bigger punishment.

Mom was shocked! We come from a really good and reputable family so mom was scared that this will cause me issues on the long run because I will be considered a whore. Thankfully she didn’t punished me and instead of dad going to school she went to school and talk with the administration. The issue was over but not over with my classmates because they kept hitting on me for nearly the entire year. Only my mom and I knew about this stuff. It was a fun year since I did A LOT of experiments; i got caught a few times but I don’t regret it!

The bench :

You my dear are a great writer, you might want to look into this more.

 

[Sylar]

and I'm rethinking the day we fucking met!

The answer is also yes.

 

[AirBo]

The answer is also yes.

Now, @bodick7 please tell me you didn't meet me while going commando, cause I already have a doubt about @RYANvsEVERYBODY

It's the new Merb trend: Meet AirBo while going commando

 

[bodick7]

Now, @bodick7 please tell me you didn't meet me while going commando, cause I already have a doubt about @RYANvsEVERYBODY

It's the new Merb trend: Meet AirBo while going commando

I only do it when I do sessions in my camper. I have to wear my gym gear.
This way, I can easily clean my dick in camper kitchen sink right before the girl come in. It also funny when the girl pull them down.
It gets out like a spring. Chebabooooing!!!
First time I did it with Alice, it gently slapped her face. She simply couldn't breath while laughing. Ha!Ha!

 

[Sylar]

and I'm rethinking the day we fucking met!

Just in case @Giselle Montreal asks the same question.
The answer once again is yes.