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What do you mean by those? Can you give an example?
My pet peeve euphemism . Instead of dead - Passed on - passed over -gone to meet his maker - as Monty Python said of the parrot - He's f****ing dead . Note that f****ing is also a euphemism
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My pet peeve euphemism . Instead of dead - Passed on - passed over -gone to meet his maker - as Monty Python said of the parrot - He's f****ing dead . Note that f****ing is also a euphemism
Steed

My favourite in French is “il mange les pissenlits par la racine”

For the non French speakers “he’s eating dandelions by the root”
 

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My pet peeve euphemism . Instead of dead - Passed on - passed over -gone to meet his maker - as Monty Python said of the parrot - He's f****ing dead . Note that f****ing is also a euphemism
Steed
I think it was in Sex Education series, Maeve replied to "Sorry you lost your father" with "My father is not lost. He's dead."

She's right.
 

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Now, @bodick7 please tell me you didn't meet me while going commando, cause I already have a doubt about @RYANvsEVERYBODY :oops:

It's the new Merb trend: Meet AirBo while going commando
I only do it when I do sessions in my camper. I have to wear my gym gear.
This way, I can easily clean my dick in camper kitchen sink right before the girl come in. It also funny when the girl pull them down.
It gets out like a spring. Chebabooooing!!!
First time I did it with Alice, it gently slapped her face. She simply couldn't breath while laughing. Ha!Ha!
 
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I am a toxic ex, I use my favourite exes for validation. When my self esteem is low because of work or social media, I send them nudes so that they can tell me that I’m hot, that they miss me and that they’d like to see me. Then I go back to not speaking to them.

They’re not complaining but it’s not really fair to them.

Edit: I confess, I lied one person complained but he’s not an ex. Just an ex tinder date. He complained that I was torturing him with nudes because he can’t have sex with me even though he keeps trying to find ways to.
That does seem like torture! Hmm, perhaps I would like to get tortured like that hehehe
 
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One of my favorites is coming back on the scene...I had no choice to tell her I found a new one.
I'm fucked up anyway...too far, no time and not enough money to see her again... Too bad she is such a true gem :(
 
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Lunaseraphim

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I thought about it but I feel like my books will pretty much tell my life stories and my family and friends may recognize the characters even if they are fictional names. Plus if I want it to be known as “writing by a SW” (which I would like) I kind of need to do a coming out and reveal my identity.
Don’t know if it will be a smart move or not!
you can use a pseudonym!
 
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Yes, SPs have their favourite clients. I confess I have a few, I think they can tell but I would never tell them. I don’t want to ruin what we have.

Sometimes when you flatter people too much they start acting weird.
I have favorite clients too! but it's not a matter of the person being more attractive or giving more gifts for me. My favorite clients are the ones I have the most interesting conversations with :) and I agree it's best not to tell anyone they're a favorite. I've noticed that a some clients get uneasy when I give them genuine compliments for some reason..
 

Lunaseraphim

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I wish I didn’t have to hide this job from the world. I’m not ashamed, I just want to travel and not be severely punished because I suck dicks from time to time.
same. i don't hide what i do from my friends, but i know i might not be able to travel.
 

Lunaseraphim

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Heya, would you rather have a favorite client not call you again or him saying upfront he is turning the page and pursuing a newly found relationship?
I would prefer if he said something honestly! I actually had a client tell me that recently and I was really happy for him!
 

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I don’t think I will ever stop seeing escorts, i can make every fantasy come true
 
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Lunaseraphim

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Did he tell you I before or after time together?
He actually met someone one week after the last time we saw each other, and I offered to stay friends with him because we really got along, which isn't something I would necessarily do.
 
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