Somebody said we should play Pokemon, but that is not really my thing, and there is no baseball tonight, which pisses me off.
I think Birds might be the likeable but crazy motherfucker who stands in line at Kentucky Fried Chicken and is pissed because they don't have any burgers on the menu. Everyone behind him keeps talking about how great chicken is (and as I have said a million times, if you like chicken, please enjoy your chicken, I am not going to be critical) while he bitches about how he doesn't like chicken he wants a burger. We, gentlemen (or as Cloudsurf called us the misogynistic guys - Hey, I learned a new word today and a big word at that) are the cops who have been called about the crazy motherfucker. We are going to be kind and take him to Five Guys (I remember walking by it on Crescent Street or whatever that main drag is) and buy him a burger. Get it. We are going to build the MLB all-star team of hot, hard-body, angelic-faced Montreal escorts that he can see for $180-$300 an hour instead of the 200 pound chick that disappointed him. He can reference the list and be happy from this point forward. Sure we could just put every chick from Euphoria on it, but let's go by the real MLB all-star rules and have one player from each team if possible. These are hot, hard-bodied girls that get great reviews for services. Think of the old Special K commercials where the hot wife eats healthy cereal so she can't pinch more than an inch of fat. They don't run that commercial anymore, obviously.
My proposed team. I have seen some of them. Please add to it. I don't know all the agencies. You can propose deletions if I am mistaken. But don't get sentimental and put a veteran on the team if she does not meet the criteria any more.
Darla of Wildtimes (Don't propose a deletion of her. She is on my all star team)
Jennifer of MTLGFE
Jenna of MTLGFE
Kylie of Euphoria
Chloe of Euphoria
Chelsea of Euphoria
Bianka of Euphoria
Daphne of xxxtase
Anastasia of XO girls
Sephora of Montreal Envy
Mya Pearl of Mojo
Evah of Asservisante (she's a white Colombian, whatever the hell that is, so she can have 10 extra pounds in comparison to the other ladies because Colombians know where to put it. And Asservisante should get some kudos for finally getting on merb).
So Birds even if no one takes the cue and adds enough players to my twelve to make a full roster, it is still more hot, hard bodied girls than any of us can manage to fuck.