The JoelCairo Habs Suck hockey thread

[joelcairo]

What kind of way is that to talk to a fellow hockey fan? C'mon buddy, show a bit of love!

No need - you and "MISTER lggy" (as you now like to call him) seem to have the "love" thing COMPLETELY covered. Best wishes to you both.

 

[joelcairo]

Way to show some love to your fellow hockey fan, o' wise one, now also known as 'Iggydamus'.

Another new pet name for your best buddy! Have to give you credit Doc: your tastes and desires might be drastically out of sync with 90% of the population but at least you work hard to keep your "special" friendship exciting. Not my cup of tea, thank you, but again: best wishes to you and your "special" little "Iggydamus".

 

[lgna69xxx]

 

[lgna69xxx]

guess this means the season is over for the scabs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb7nwoQVkQE

 

[Doc Holliday]

Now i wonder what the scabs fans will do to pass the time. Since the scabs are now spending a good part of their time on the golf course, what will their fans use to vandalize the downtown area? I truly feel for them!

Any suggestions? Octavian? JH Fan? GohabsGo? Ms. Cairo? Amazona? Jman? Anyone?

 

[Jman47]

Now i wonder what the scabs fans will do to pass the time. Since the scabs are now spending a good part of their time on the golf course, what will their fans use to vandalize the downtown area? I truly feel for them!

Any suggestions? Octavian? GohabsGo? Cairo? Jman? Anyone?

Geez Doc,

I don't know - what have you and Iggy been doing for the past few weeks?!

I suppose we could hang out here being a sorry ass bunch of sore losers like certain factions of the Leafs supporters. Spewing uselessly about how great things are gonna be next year or the year after and all the other blah, blah that goes on here...

Or we could simply with class and dignity say this:

Congrats to Les Canadiens de Montréal and thier fans for a great season.

While it did not culminate in the ultimate - bringing the cup back to Canada - it was none the less a success in many ways and a great ride. The team should be proud. The Habs accomplished feats in these playoff games that no team had done since the inception of the current playoff format in 1994. Way to go Habs!

Have Fun,

Jman


PS and we both know that BS in downtown was not started by fans...so comon' already...

 

[Jman47]

Almost funny and typically classless...but as is so typical with you Iggy...you truly believe in your double standard
Had someone posted something about your team like this you would have been the first crybaby lined up to post...

You can't have it both ways. SO if your gonna dish it out...you should remember how to swallow.
And please...don't start the passionate bullshit again...where have you and passion been in bb since your beloved Yankees are in a downward trajectory? Passion includes support when the chips are down. I have a low tolerance for Front running, Bandwagon Bozos that speak from both sides of the mouth.

Have fun,

Jman

PS And again...
Congrats to Les Canadiens de Montréal and thier fans for a great season.

 

[amazona]

Now i wonder what the scabs fans will do to pass the time. Since the scabs are now spending a good part of their time on the golf course, what will their fans use to vandalize the downtown area? I truly feel for them!

Any suggestions? Octavian? GohabsGo? Cairo? Jman? Anyone?

Hey doc
as a Montreal canadian fan like to take the opportunity congratulate the Flyers they played better and we lost to a btter team.I would of like the cup to be in Montreal or at least in Canada .incase you dont know you moran canadian made history what have your Maple leaf team has done and I ask you one more time give me one reason you should be proud of your team remind you that I respect every supper athelite with any team any sport they are one in millions to make it to the top where they are but only one team can win the cup and the best team deserve that cup.but for you brain dead to include the honest and true fans with bunch of scum baggs they start riots and destroy public properties or cause problems are very stupid you should know better they are fans .Remember fans of any team is like member of Merb some are heare truly to be helpfull and some are to be stupid and total useless.
Again congratulaions to Flyers and Chicago and yes on behalf of many true fans I am proud of Montreal canadians.

 

[JH Fan]

Hello JH,



I will have to call you just JH from now on, an acronym that will mean "Just Hopeless". I long ago realized there is a certain species of sports fan that won't and can't deal with reality or wrap so much of their life in a sport or a team it becomes some sort of religion to them. That's you...a hopeless idol worshiper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3OVroEM3M

So you're saying it's just part of Montreal custom and culture to dress up in Canadiens jerseys, enjoy waving flags, and have festivals where there are burning cars, shattered and ransacked buildings, cordons of police in armor carrying shields, and firemen risking their lives. That would be one of the most entertaining fantasies I've ever read if it wasn't one of the most stupid assertions and most insulting characterizations of a fine city ever written. You're a real piece of work.

Tragically laughable,

Merlot

My dear Merlot !

I'd be so pleased to invite you on my working trip.

You would get out of your little boring buble Country and found out that what you see in Mtrl is only merely a joke !

Firemen risking their lives ? Boy ! do you know anyone in the Mtrl Fire Dpt. ?
I seriously doubt that you really know about what a fireman love to do instead of doing the jobs that the police dpt. and medics are supposed to do.

Go ahead and ask them. Call on them to find out how they love their job right now.

As for the police itself ? Maybe you should date one.
Mine hate her job until there was some action.

Did you ever carry a gun a full year without actually being able to use it, or at least show some force ?

My dear...unless you travel a bit... you'll always think that you live in a fantasy world.

People around the globe are dying by the millions and yes a lot are working in miserable conditions just so that you can enjoy you're sweet cheap life here in Canada thinking you never did anything wrong.

Tragically Yours,

P.S. : it's 26deg. in Bangkok. A little cloudy and it will rain.

 

[JH Fan]

Actually Jboy, coming from a bandwagon fan, actually it means nothing... oct post or not, you were silent all season for the most part. (insert all your excuses here)

btw, i found your handbook that you and the other 2 stooges use.. i must say, one part you have nailed down to a T (i highlighted it in case your wondering as all the rules seem to apply equally, but the bold face print stands out to everyone who follows this thread)


HOW TO BE A BANDWAGON FAN

Difficulty: Moderately EasyInstructions


Step 1
Choose a team that has enjoyed a good amount of success. Becoming a bandwagon fan of a very successful team will keep you from having to switch again next year.

Step 2
Cheer for a player instead of a specific team. When that player leaves a team, cheer for whichever team he plays for. Be sure to choose a very talented player, though, as his team is more likely to be successful.

Step 3
Claim to have always admired your new team. Being a bandwagon fan involves a little bit of fibbing every now and then.

Step 4
Buy cheap and generic apparel from your favorite team. Since you're just a bandwagon fan, there is no need to spend $100 on a unique game-day jersey.

Step 5
Once your team starts losing, stop cheering for that team. If somebody asks you about this, simply tell the person that you don't really care all that much about this particular team, anyway.

Step 6
Change teams every couple of years. A bandwagon fan has little loyalty to any one team. If another team becomes dominant, switch your allegiance to that team.

Step 7
Dont pay alot of attention to your team until the playoffs.

Everybody knows that bandwagon fans come out when their team is on the verge of a championship. Once the playoffs start, wear your cheap sweatshirt and support "your team" loudly.

Wow ! you really know your friends down to smallest details don't you !
No better way to describe Doc !

Congrats !!!)

 

[JH Fan]

Forget the Three Stooges.......now introducing The Marx Brothers!

Hey Doc ! are they all inside your head at the same time ?
No wonder you're picking so many team as your favorite !

 

[JH Fan]

You said it, not me.



If you're not happy, stay out of this thread. It's that simple.



No, poor you! Maybe if you would have scored more in your lifetime, you wouldn't be here wasting our time on this board whining about what we think of Scabs fans. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Actually 5600.. something posts from you isn't waisting your time here Doc.
I know it is part of your therapy and I swear I won't let you down !

When someone has been deceived and hurt so much by the Leafs...someone starts looking for other teams I do understand you. It's like when you got hurt by your little momy and go trying to find her in every SP you'll meet.

I know the thruth hurts ! I can feel it for you my dear !

Yours truly !

 

[JH Fan]

Typical bandwagon fan! Staying away from the thread for the entire season, yet decides to stick his nose in the hockey threads when his lousy bunch of overachievers are finally shocking themselves by winning games. Where were you all season long when the Scabs stunk up the joint? Staying off the radar, of course.......like typical Scabs bandwagon fans! LOL!!!!!!!!

Now, instead of whining like a little girl, why don't you hit the streets, head towards Ste Catherine street, start doing what you seem to enjoy doing & start harrassing innocent bystanders, while vandalizing cars & breaking windows? You seem to be more fitted for this type of stuff than any kind of serious, non-delusional hockey talk.

Funny ! you really sound pissed this time !

It always amaze me that you post this kind of BS all year round and actually get really pissed because the HABS goes in playoffs !

As a bandwagon my dear you're the real thing here. A real epitome !

 

[TigerWould]

I don't understand how anyone can knock the Habs this season after the incredible run they had in the playoffs...beating the defending Stanley Cup champs and the top team in the NHL in the same playoff year is an incredible feat! Congrats to the Habs!

 

[JH Fan]

and yet even MORE love! all is well even after a scabs loss, the love the 3 stooges have for one another is priceless!

See that's what a real Bandwagon pissed off hockey fan is...
He never cheers for his team !

Cuze he ain't got any reason to cheer for !!!

 

[JH Fan]

What else would you expect from all those Johnny Weir wannabes? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go Flyers!!!!!!!!!!

Here Doc...We know you write them so fast in order to make the 10K mark so I'll just help you a little with your last post.

Go Flyers, Leafs, Sharks, Canucks, Bruins, Caps, Pens, Ducks, Devils, Wings, Rangers, Stars.... !!!!
Oh sh*t I forgot... Go Hawks !!!! to !

I can just picture it !

A Hawks' Jersey covered by a Flyers'...you know ! in case...

And no... I didn't forget about his girly undies with a blue Leaf on !

 

[lgna69xxx]

actually it was hilarious! ask any non scabs fan. , get over your bandwagon loving self, again READ THE THREAD NAME, Duh x 2 .......

Almost funny and typically classless...but as is so typical with you Iggy...you truly believe in your double standard


Jman]

 

[JH Fan]

Now i wonder what the scabs fans will do to pass the time. Since the scabs are now spending a good part of their time on the golf course, what will their fans use to vandalize the downtown area? I truly feel for them!

Any suggestions? Octavian? GohabsGo? Cairo? Jman? Anyone?

Well look who's asking !

Euh.... F1 racing ? Duh !

You see...while you will be golfing with your LEAFs we will be having a nice party here downtown.
Staying out late on the streets, drink and dance with hotties and meet beautiful SPs.

Don't bother giving me any suggestions for TO.

They'd rather have a 'world poutine eating showdown'.
I'd say, this is quite embarrasing and desperate !

 

[SexyNadya]

New thread Title !!!!

My Dear Doc,

Trust that all Habs Fans on this respected Board Possesses Actual Hockey Knowledege,
Brilliance along with remarkable capabilities of Analysis and most important ...
Dedicated to our Club !!!

"" The Montreal Canadiens ""

.. has always we enjoy a little humor ...

 

[Doc Holliday]

While it did not culminate in the ultimate - bringing the cup back to Canada - it was none the less a success in many ways and a great ride.

Bringing the cup back to Canada? You mean to Quebec, right? Quebec isn't part of Canada, is it? If so, many french-speaking Quebecers that i know will argue this.

we both know that BS in downtown was not started by fans...so comon' already...

What's BS is that statement alone. Many SCABS fans did indeed start the riots. They sure weren't Expos fans!