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joelcairo

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Almost funny and typically classless...but as is so typical with you Iggy...you truly believe in your double standard

You can't have it both ways. SO if your gonna dish it out...you should remember how to swallow.

Here I think you're being unfair and I must leap to lggy's defence: From everything people say, if there's ONE thing lggy DOES remember it's "how to swallow"!
 

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I totally agree with you on that last part, but again, you shouldn't be that hard on yourself. :D

And by the way, during this off-season while the Scabs are out at the driving range, you should take grammar lessons. Then maybe the insults that you post won't make you look as stoopid as you appear to be.

p.s. My 'Maple Leaf' team did just fine by winning the Gold medal at the Vancouver Olymics. Thank you! :D
Since you're so interested in grammar, Doc, you should probably consider learning how to spell. "Stoopid" should be "stupid" - you know, the same way the teachers spelled it when they wrote the comments in your report card during the two decades you spent in elementary school. Oh, and "Olymics", well that should be "Olympics" - I thought you'd know THAT one after the thousands of hours of figure skating that you've enjoyed over the years.
 

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actually it was hilarious! ask any non scabs fan. :) , get over your bandwagon loving self, again READ THE THREAD NAME, Duh x 2 .......

Okay, so Doc is ONE, you are TWO, but who's the third?

Wait! I've got it! You and Doc have adopted a BABY to make YOUR version of a real family! Well, congratulations to both you! Just one question: which of you will breastfeed the child?
 

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Yet they fall to the lowly Philadelpha Flyers in 5 games.....being shut-out in 2 of those games (or is it 3?)by an AHL goalie, a team who only made the playoffs in their last game by winning in a shootout against the lowly NY Rangers.

Go scabs!! :D

You have earned every right to say this Doc, since the Habs ONLY made it to the final 3, whereas your beloved maple leafs are IN the FINAL...oops, I take it back - I was looking at the 1967 results, which was the LAST time the hopeless, stinkin' leafs ever came close to the final! Golly gee, they didn't even make it to the PLAYOFFS this year! In fact, they were 29th in a 30 team league. They REALLY suck! Maybe LOSERS should keep their mouths shut!
 

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Sorry, i can't help myself. So here goes:

Major League Baseball, the Leafs, NFL football (the Bills in Toronto), NBA basketball, A Taste of Danforth, the Carribana Festival, the Molson Indy, The Canadian National Exhibition, Canada's Wonderland, the Royal Ontario Museum, Science Center, the Hard Rock Cafe, the Entertainment district, Yonge-Dundas Square, Eaton Center, Ontario Place, Union Station, the annual Beer Festival at Old Fort York, Metro Toronto Zoo, Lick's Burgers, the Toronto FC, lacross, and last but not least.....Toronto's sps, with many visiting from Montreal. :D

We're all very glad that you're happy in Toronto. Do us a favor and STAY there!
 

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Like i said previously.....get some grammar lessons. Hah! Hah! Hah! :D

Usually when grammar is taught, the students are instructed to capitalize the word "I". Maybe you were "hanging out" with lggy or one of your other boys when that lesson was given.
 

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I guess it takes one to know one, right? LOL!!!!!

I have some sad news for you Doc. Your quoted post is not exactly original...and not exactly clever...and not exactly funny. In fact, like so many of your 5,639 posts, it's boring, childish, stupid (please note correct spelling!), pointless and totally useless. But hey - thanks for trying your best!
 

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When you're fans of a shitty 29th place team of heartless underachievers that hasn't had so much as a sniff of the playoffs in 5 straight season, there's not much else you can do except knock the Habs. Bitterness, jealousy, insecurity and frustration (all traits of Leaf fans) will do that.

In addition to being "heartless", they're also BALL-LESS (both the leafs AND their fans) !
 

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In case anyone missed it in the Leafs Death thread...I though it was worth sharing...'nuff said...:rolleyes:
After you cut thru all the BS...this seems pretty simple...

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Although it is a little dissapointing the Habs are eliminated, they still put their fans on an incredible ride this spring being one of the 2 top stories in the playoffs along with the Flyers' amazing comeback (congrats to them). It was fun watching this little team of determined underdogs taking down 2 giants, BRAVO! It was also enjoyable seeing their haters curse with every one of their wins (LOL).

The Leafs fans breath a sigh of relief when the Habs (finally) got eliminated from Stanley Cup contention. But uh-oh, wait a minute! If the Hawks win, the Leafs will officially become the NHL team who has gone the longest without winning the Cup, this includes expansion teams!!! That would cement their title as most embarrassing franchise in the NHL. Muhahahaha!

GO HAWKS GO!
 

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I am not sure who is Unraveling more these days, yourself or your lady stooge, Mrs. C. but it sure is fun watching the train wreck on a daily basis!

CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

HABS SUCK!

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Open wide Iggy...

PS Exactly why I made my post here...DUH.

Wow, its cool to be in grade school all over again
 

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I have some sad news for you Doc. Your quoted post is not exactly original...and not exactly clever...and not exactly funny. In fact, like so many of your 5,639 posts, it's boring, childish, stupid (please note correct spelling!), pointless and totally useless. But hey - thanks for trying your best!

Yep and in fact, this is why I come back once in a while just to stir some sh*t and plague this forum for a brief moment with some childish stupid sh*t of mine.

It never fails. They get pissed and they get down on the same level of posting.

With some luck, we'll even have some SP commenting about how stupid this is... :))
 

lgna69xxx

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so how is that any different than ohh i dont know, 1799 out of 1800 of YOUR Posts? btw im still waiting for your hissy fit today of 20 posts in an hour of more of your useless uneducated drivel that only you can produce out of your lil fingers pounding away at your keyboard on a mission. cmon, shoot for the stars, go for a record! ... i would bet you cant beat your previous but we all know you would not pay up anyways! (there ya go, i just gave you at least 7 posts with that alone!) get a typing! :)



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I have some sad news for you Doc. Your quoted post is not exactly original...and not exactly clever...and not exactly funny. In fact, like so many of your 5,639 posts, it's boring, childish, stupid (please note correct spelling!), pointless and totally useless. But hey - thanks for trying your best!
 
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Doc Holliday

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Yep and in fact, this is why I come back once in a while just to stir some sh*t and plague this forum for a brief moment with some childish stupid sh*t of mine. It never fails.

You're absolutely correct. Finally you say something that makes a bit of sense. You do indeed plague this forum & say some stupid childish shit. All time time! Great observation, genius! :D
 
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Doc Holliday

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Your quoted post is not exactly original...and not exactly clever...and not exactly funny. In fact, like so many of your 5,639 posts, it's boring, childish, stupid (please note correct spelling!), pointless and totally useless.

Well, since you read everything that i post.....what does that make you? Take two guesses. :D
 

joelcairo

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Well, since you read everything that i post.....what does that make you? Take two guesses. :D

Trust me: I ignore as much of your crap as possible, but since I read everything in the hockey threads I frequently come across your nonsensical posts (at least the ones you haven't yet rushed to delete) and those of your illiterate sexually confused friend. It's often amusing to take the time to point out just how clueless you two "close friends" are. In your defence, however, you can't be expected to know much about hockey when you and your multiply-handicapped partner spend virtually all your time "hanging out" and watching figure skating.
 
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