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"Your" correct about 1 thing 4skin, Joe was in my new condo, but he was in the guest bedroom not the bathroom getting it on with one of Mtl's hottest ladies ever to walk the face of the earth and from what i heard, she was the only one sucking, among other things lol......... damn Joe, she was so hot, ty for introducing me to her in the lobby after! WOW!



Well, I nailed the expected 1 for 2 with my random picks on the first day of the playoffs. Meanwhile, poor Joe, ashamed and embarrassed at having been shown up by my coin flips, no longer wishes to play and, instead, bides his time in iggy's bathroom, lonely and forlorn, busily sucking himself off.
 
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"Your" correct about 1 thing 4skin, Joe was in my new condo, but he was in the guest bedroom not the bathroom getting it on with one of Mtl's hottest ladies ever to walk the face of the earth and from what i heard, she was the only one sucking, among other things lol......... damn Joe, she was so hot, ty for introducing me to her in the lobby after! WOW!

Anytime iggy, and thank you for letting me stay in your condo, btw, the most gorgeous condo that I have ever stayed at, Emmanuelle absolutely loved the place, nice score as usual iggy.
 

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Is this where the "fence painter" replies with his usual whiny ways?

TY Seattle for putting the (4) Skins back in their place............ FU skins, Dallas will always have more rings than U!
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Not so good Rumps, but 1 of 4 is a good as Josey.
Well, in truth, I'm only as much an "expert" as Josephine. At least I only use a coin to make my picks, rather than pulling them, Joe-style, out of my ass.
wild-card round that included an interception returned for a score, Schaub must protect the ball and deliver big plays off play-action.

Rumps, pick the Patriots to win, but watch out if the point spread is too large.
Well, as you know, I don't make these picks. All of my picks are, like Josey's, random selection. At least we now know why Joe wasn't around this weekend to make his picks. He was busy at the Fiction Writer's Workshop with his twin.
 

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Denver -9.5 over Baltimore(Ray Lewis's last game).
San Fran -2.5 over Green Bay(close one could go either way).
Atlanta -2.5 over Seattle(Atlanta is simply to tough at home).

My sure shot pick of the week is Houston +9.5 over New England, I will never, ever pick for New England for the simple reason that I hate cheaters, especially in sports, cheaters lack integrity, sportsmanship and character, good bye New England.
 

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I hate cheaters, especially in sports, cheaters lack integrity, sportsmanship and character.
I know what you mean, Joe. I feel the same way as you do about Alex Rodriguez and Roger Clemens.

Time for my random picks. The visitor in both early games; the home team in the late ones.

So...
Baltimore +9
SF - 2.5
Seattle + 2.5
NE - 9.5
 

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You are a man of great integrity Mr.T, that is for sure and lets hope the highlighted comes true :thumb:
My sure shot pick of the week is Houston +9.5 over New England, I will never, ever pick for New England for the simple reason that I hate cheaters, especially in sports, cheaters lack integrity, sportsmanship and character, good bye New England.
 

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You are a man of great integrity Mr.T, that is for sure and lets hope the highlighted comes true :thumb:
Well, Joe may be a man of great integrity, but he sure sucks at picking football games. I nailed the first game and Joe, of course, missed.

My random pick for game two and Joe's pulled from his usual rectal source matches, so this day goes to me. Tomorrow likely as well.
 

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I may as well had my 14 year old daughter make my picks for today.
 

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I may as well had my 14 year old daughter make my picks for today.
Well, I kind of did. Another good day for Joe's bookie, cleaning up on the vig.

Joe must be getting awfully good at sucking himself off, what with all the practice he's getting. Maybe he can get back some of his gambling losses by giving self-blow-job lessons.
 

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Hey Joe,

Sorry to see you are full of self-loathing. It's not healthy. Seek help. :thumb:

BTW - Madden made cheating synonymous with the Raiders. To Cheat [cheet] Show IPA=to deceive; influence by fraud; be an Oakland Raider; pull a Madden.

PROOF. Rule instituted by the NFL when Raider Player admitted CHEATING:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fumble#NFL

The Holy Roller: The Oakland Raiders won a September 10, 1978, contest against divisional rivals the San Diego Chargers through another intentional fumble. With ten seconds left, down 20-14, quarterback Ken Stabler fumbled the ball forward to avoid being sacked at the Chargers' 15-yard line. Two other players, Pete Banaszak and Dave Casper, attempted to recover it but batted it forward when they could not. Finally it reached the end zone, where Casper fell on it for the tying touchdown, which cleared the way for the extra point that gave the Raiders the win. Officials decided to allow the touchdown on the grounds that the fumbles did not appear to be intentional and thus could not be considered forward passes, but Stabler freely admitted his was. Chargers fans have referred to the play as the Immaculate Deception ever since, and after the 1978 season, the NFL instituted the current rule that a forward fumble in the last two minutes of play (or on fourth down) can only be recovered and/or advanced by the player who originally fumbled.

Cheating by faking a fumble and batting it forward, sometimes heaving the ball many yards in the hope of gaining ground through a fumble recovery when a tackle appeared imminent was an OAKLAND RAIDER invention, and Raider quarterback, Ken Stabler admitted it. .

On paper, Houston cannot keep up with the Patriots especially now that both Gronkowski and Hernandez are healthy. Houston's strength is it's running game, which plays right into the defensive strength of the Patriots. If the Patriots Nate Solder can handle JJ Watt, which he generally did the last time they played, then it's going to be incredibly tough for the Texans to win. Brady has too many offensive weapons if he is not kept off his feet. Also, the Texans love to blitz, which plays into Brady's strength of reading defenses, and if either Welker or Gronkowski live up to their talent for finding the quick opening Brady will beat the blitz. Unless the Patriots cough up the ball, they will win.

In my view, 9.5 points are just about right. I would have taken the Patriots at as much as 10-11 points.

Cheers,

Merlot

Sorry Merlot but what Stabler did at the time was legal , if it wasn't he would have been fined(hint, hint), nice try though.

On to todays game, big upset in Denver yesterday, I smell another upset in New England, Houston not only covers but wins straight up, after the game look for that overrated, ugly wife of a certain overrated QB come to his rescue by finger pointing, blaming others just like she did last year, I wouldn't even bang this woman if it was for free, heck, I wouldn't even bang her using Lucille because that would be disrespectful to Lucille.:rolleyes:


Look for a huge game by Watt, 3 sacks and a forced fumble(my prediction).
 

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Hey, Joe, if you need a place to hide from your bookie, give me a call.
 

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I think as she ages, tommy-boy will eventually dump her for his centre. Joe, not only would that be disrespectful to "Lucy", but it would make for one nasty and dirty fight between "her" and the immortal, "Stella" :lol: (man, some ppl really should "think" b4 they post in public about their sex life) ;)

Go TEXANS!

in New England, Houston not only covers but wins straight up, after the game look for that overrated, ugly wife of a certain overrated QB come to his rescue by finger pointing, blaming others just like she did last year, I wouldn't even bang this woman if it was for free, heck, I wouldn't even bang her using Lucille because that would be disrespectful to Lucille.:rolleyes:
 

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man, some ppl really should "think" b4 they post in public about their sex life.
You mean like everyone who posts on this board does? Except you, who prefers the life of a leech to one of a contributor. BTW, we're still waiting for the videos of Joe blowing himself.

Well, three games in, and my random picks are perfect, while Joe's bookie is already counting his cash. I've now been making random picks for about five weeks and Joe has yet to beat me with his so called expertise. Time is running short, Josey boy.
 

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No rumps, posting about being with actual GIRLS versus shoving a piece of plastic up ones ass is a huge difference. Too bad you feel that way about my contributions and continue to discredit them such as the ones on Kate, Jinny, Summer, Lila, Chloe, Karyna, Daphne, Brittany, Caroline, Katalina, Lexxus, etc........ not to mention the plethora of pm's i get on asking about certain girls and the help i have given back to those who are nice and respectful, see a pattern here? ;) I suppose if you say so then it is true, at least in your little world, thankfully others appreciate my help as i do theirs within the MERB community, then again you only choose to see what you want so continue as you wish my plastic loving friend, lol........ ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Now, back to football (or do you wanna continue to S**T Disturb? Oh thats, right, everyone does that but YOU, ) one good POP from JJ and Brady is out of the game and his wife will be all over the O-line, pointing them looooong skinny fingers again... i kinda feel sorry for ole Tommy-Boy.




You mean like everyone who posts on this board does? Except you, who prefers the life of a leech to one of a contributor.
 

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Officials decided to allow the touchdown on the grounds that the fumbles did not appear to be intentional and thus could not be considered forward passes, but Stabler freely admitted his was.

Cheers,

Merlot

Sorry Merlot but what Stabler did at the time was legal , if it wasn't he would have been fined(hint, hint), nice try though.

Hey Joe,

Don't you know I luv ya my boy like one can't help luving a scruffy half blind puppy who can't help tripping over his own tail.

However, your reading skills...ISH!!! Any kid in a game knows rules are written to prevent cheating...ie...the rule was necessary because the Raiders cheated. Also, as it says the touchdown was allowed because the officials thought the fumble was not intentional. Since it was intentional, as the aptly named "Snake Stabler" said, it was illegal...A CHEAT...before further rule embellishment. The incident described was not the only one. Many sports analysts and game callers at the time noted the cheating by the Raiders. It was called, The Madden Way.

Hey how about that Seattle v Atlanta game Joe. What a crazy game, and you were so close, just 1/2 a point off. Ahhhhh, but bookies don't payoff for close.

Another good day for Joe's bookie, cleaning up on the vig.

I've now been making random picks for about five weeks and Joe has yet to beat me with his so called expertise. Time is running short, Josey boy.

Maybe he can get back some of his gambling losses by giving self-blow-job lessons.

Geeeez Rumps, for a guy like you who doesn't know football, according to the boy expert, you keep taking Joe to school each and every time. But a least he found a way to enjoy it. :D

I think as she ages, tommy-boy will eventually dump her for his centre.

Giselle and Tom have true passionate love. You know...just like you and Joe always display for each other on this board. :)

...some ppl really should "think" b4 they post in public about their sex life)

What are you ashamed of? You and Joe love and adore each other. What's wrong with that? More and more states are legalizing it. ;)

Cheers Boyz,

Merlot
 

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No rumps, posting about being with actual GIRLS versus shoving a piece of plastic up ones ass is a huge difference.
Let me try to teach you a few things about sex, difficult as that may be. Toys are a significant part of sex. Lucille, who, by the way, is made of silicone, not plastic, is appreciated by all the girls who have helped me enjoy her. Not only that, they enjoy the toys I have for them as well as those that they bring along themselves. (Oh yeah, most of the girls' toys are, indeed, made of plastic.) You should try to broaden your horizons, iggy, there's a whole world of pleasure out there.

Too bad you feel that way about my contributions and continue to discredit them such as the ones on Kate, Jinny, Summer, Lila, Chloe, Karyna, Daphne, Brittany, Caroline, Katalina, Lexxus, etc..
Playing cheerleader for the reviews of others is not exactly offering anything of value. We're still waiting for that first review.
 

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Yes rumps, while you may be pleased by "lucy" , trust me when i say i have no, none, zilch, ZERO interest in your brand of sexual pleasure, let alone from a "man" who gives his dildos names, at least tho you named them after woman so therefore i give you a .05% out of 100 on this subject. Of course the girls have enjoyed "Lucy", i have no doubt about that
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.... lets just agree to disagree once again rumpie as i wish not to get this thread closed so if you wanna continue then start a "fetish free for all thread" :lol:

GREAT first half and to end it with a looooooooong fg by the texans. JJ Watt is ONE big hit away from knocking brady into la-la land
 
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who gives his dildos names
Actually, Lucille is not a dildo, but you wouldn't understand, so I won't bother to try to educate you. And, if you choose to deny yourself the extraordinary pleasure of prostate massage, it's your loss not mine. (Full disclosure: I'm totally indebted to Molly for turning me onto this pleasure that had escaped me all these years. No wonder she's gonna run away with GFE of the Year honors for the second straight year.)

GREAT first half and to end it with a looooooooong fg by the texans. JJ Watt is ONE big hit away from knocking brady into la-la land
Speaking of losses, looks like another asskicking by the Patriots. And another asskicking handed to Joe by yours truly.
 
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