You know, iggy, when you're walking down the road and you see a pile of shit in the middle, you don't need a chemical analysis to know it's a pile of shit.
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LOL,
It sure answers SKs question on whether the sucking will go on all year.
No wonder he says more about Joe than all the ladies put together. OMG!!!
:crazy:
Merlot
It sure answers SKs question on whether the sucking will go on all year.
No wonder he says more about Joe than all the ladies put together. OMG!!!
:crazy:Merlot
Last year I started picking games at random somewhere around Week 13, just to see how my random picks would fare versus Joe.T's "expertise." Well, not surprisingly, my picks fared better than Joe's. I'm going to start early this year with my picks for this week. Right now, I don't even know who these teams are playing, nor to I know the line. In fact, I don't think I could even name each team's starting quarterback. But I do sense that, like last year, I can get as many right as Joe, the expert in only his lovebuddy's eyes. (Is that them in the mens' room now?)
Houston to cover
Seattle to fall
Chicago to cover
Atlanta to cover
Houston to cover
Seattle to fall
Chicago to cover
Atlanta to cover
OK, looked up.
Houston -2 at Baltimore
Jacksonville +19 at Seattle
Chicago -2 at Pittsburgh
Atlanta + 2 at Miami
Good luck, Joe. You'll need it.
Houston -2 at Baltimore
Jacksonville +19 at Seattle
Chicago -2 at Pittsburgh
Atlanta + 2 at Miami
Good luck, Joe. You'll need it.
From whom did you collect? There is only one person whom I can imagine would take that bet and he has confessed to being a stiffer.
My picks (lines from theGreek.com, not Joe T.'s wet dreams)
San Diego +3
Tampa Bay +7
St. Louis +3.5
Seattle -19
Buffalo +2.5
Chicago -2
San Diego +3
Tampa Bay +7
St. Louis +3.5
Seattle -19
Buffalo +2.5
Chicago -2
You bet he's jealous. He and I are both jealous. We're jealous of Joe's bookie, his clean sheet, his manicured lawns, his bright sparkling dishes.
Lookie who is back, a blast from the past, welcome back anon, I worry about you when pull these long extended disappearing acts because I know living on the streets can be dangerous.:wave:
BTW- I like your Tampa pick, if I were you I would put big money on this one, it will prevent you from going back on the streets, trust me on this one, I will do anything to help a poor guy stay off the streets.:nod:
BTW- I like your Tampa pick, if I were you I would put big money on this one, it will prevent you from going back on the streets, trust me on this one, I will do anything to help a poor guy stay off the streets.:nod:
BOYZZZ!
He was banned for it too.
:lol: So you put your "big money" against the Patriots and blew it all from the start. To quote your bookie..."THAT'S MY BOY". :nod:
I can't wait for iggy to give you another secret picks polishing.
OMG, sir legend blows both his big picks. That's the real .t
What the hell happened to the Giants. Not only did they get annihilated, they got humiliated by the Panthers.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/18/us-nfl-giants-idUSBRE98H12X20130918
The error-plagued Giants and hard-luck Panthers have each started the National Football League's (NFL) 2013 campaign 0-2, attaching a sudden sense of urgency to the outcome of their Week Three clash.
"We know what the mistakes are and the corrections we need to make to get better," Giants quarterback Eli Manning, who has thrown an NFL-worst seven interceptions, said after Wednesday's practice.
"There is still a positive energy around this team and we feel we can straighten it out and start playing real good football real soon."
Not after this week Eli. You just led your team to one of the most inept lopsided losses in NFL history.
Newton, defense lead Panthers past Giants 38-0
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/nfl/gameflash/2013/09/22/5430/
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) -- Cam Newton threw three touchdown passes and ran for another, and Carolina's defense sacked Eli Manning seven times as the Panthers handed Tom Coughlin his worst defeat as coach of the New York Giants , 38-0 Sunday.
It was the largest margin of victory in Panthers history, and might help save coach Ron Rivera's job following a 0-2 start.
The Panthers allowed Newton to run out of the read option, which helped open up an offense that had been mostly stagnant in losses to Seattle and Buffalo.
Newton had 223 yards passing and threw two touchdowns passes to Brandon LaFell and one to Ted Ginn Jr. He ran for 45 yards and his first TD of the season.
The Giants are in trouble: Of the 161 teams that have started the season 0-3 since 1978, only five made the NFL playoffs.
Wow, it couldn't have been worse if the Curse of Joe.t had been laid upon the Giants.
Cheers dudes,
Merlot
He was banned for it too.
:lol: So you put your "big money" against the Patriots and blew it all from the start. To quote your bookie..."THAT'S MY BOY".
:nod: I can't wait for iggy to give you another secret picks polishing.
OMG, sir legend blows both his big picks.
That's the real .tWhat the hell happened to the Giants. Not only did they get annihilated, they got humiliated by the Panthers.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/18/us-nfl-giants-idUSBRE98H12X20130918
The error-plagued Giants and hard-luck Panthers have each started the National Football League's (NFL) 2013 campaign 0-2, attaching a sudden sense of urgency to the outcome of their Week Three clash.
"We know what the mistakes are and the corrections we need to make to get better," Giants quarterback Eli Manning, who has thrown an NFL-worst seven interceptions, said after Wednesday's practice.
"There is still a positive energy around this team and we feel we can straighten it out and start playing real good football real soon."
Not after this week Eli. You just led your team to one of the most inept lopsided losses in NFL history.
Newton, defense lead Panthers past Giants 38-0
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/nfl/gameflash/2013/09/22/5430/
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) -- Cam Newton threw three touchdown passes and ran for another, and Carolina's defense sacked Eli Manning seven times as the Panthers handed Tom Coughlin his worst defeat as coach of the New York Giants , 38-0 Sunday.
It was the largest margin of victory in Panthers history, and might help save coach Ron Rivera's job following a 0-2 start.
The Panthers allowed Newton to run out of the read option, which helped open up an offense that had been mostly stagnant in losses to Seattle and Buffalo.
Newton had 223 yards passing and threw two touchdowns passes to Brandon LaFell and one to Ted Ginn Jr. He ran for 45 yards and his first TD of the season.
The Giants are in trouble: Of the 161 teams that have started the season 0-3 since 1978, only five made the NFL playoffs.
Wow, it couldn't have been worse if the Curse of Joe.t had been laid upon the Giants.
Cheers dudes,
Merlot
Let me be the first to congratulate Joe.T for correctly picking the Detroit-Washington game. I'd like to congratulate him for his other three picks, but, alas, he got them wrong. I was also 1 for 4 with my random picks, so my record of doing at least as well as Joe, picking out of a virtual hat, remains unblemished.
Yes, another good week for Joe's happy bookie. What does that make, Joe, 30 in a row?
Yes, another good week for Joe's happy bookie. What does that make, Joe, 30 in a row?
Week 4 picks, I'm expecting a big rebound week.
Baltimore -3.5 over Buffalo.
Pittsburgh -3 over Minnesota.
Detriot -2.5 over Chicago.
My sure shot pick of the week is Atlanta -1.5 over that terrible team in Boston, look for Brady to go on a temper tantrum and start screaming at people on the sidelines, finger pointing at everybody but himself, pathetic!!!!.
Bonus pick, I picked the Leafs to beat Detroit on my ticket for tonight.
Baltimore -3.5 over Buffalo.
Pittsburgh -3 over Minnesota.
Detriot -2.5 over Chicago.
My sure shot pick of the week is Atlanta -1.5 over that terrible team in Boston, look for Brady to go on a temper tantrum and start screaming at people on the sidelines, finger pointing at everybody but himself, pathetic!!!!.
Bonus pick, I picked the Leafs to beat Detroit on my ticket for tonight.
Here are my picks for the week. I'm SURE, SURE that one of these weeks, Joe will beat me.
Cleveland to cover
Atlanta not covering
Dallas to cover
Cincinnati to cover.
I'll look up the lines and their opponents later.
Cleveland to cover
Atlanta not covering
Dallas to cover
Cincinnati to cover.
I'll look up the lines and their opponents later.
OK, so:
Cleveland +3 over Cincinnati
New England + 2 over Atlanta
Dallas - 1 over San Diego
oops need a new fourth pick as I can't take both sides in the Cleveland-Cincy game. Let's see. St. Louis to cover. Shit, bye week. Try again. Chicago to cover.
Chicago +3 over Detroit.
Cleveland +3 over Cincinnati
New England + 2 over Atlanta
Dallas - 1 over San Diego
oops need a new fourth pick as I can't take both sides in the Cleveland-Cincy game. Let's see. St. Louis to cover. Shit, bye week. Try again. Chicago to cover.
Chicago +3 over Detroit.
I just placed my bets & here goes:
Baltimore (-3.5) over Buffalo
Minnesota (+1) over Pittsburgh
Atlanta (-1.5) over New England
New Orleans (-6.5) over Miami
Oakland (+3) over Washington
San Diego (+2.5) over Dallas
I don't expect all of my picks to be correct, but if for some reason they do, I'LL BE RICH!!!!!
p.s. Well, maybe not RICH, but RICHER.
Baltimore (-3.5) over Buffalo
Minnesota (+1) over Pittsburgh
Atlanta (-1.5) over New England
New Orleans (-6.5) over Miami
Oakland (+3) over Washington
San Diego (+2.5) over Dallas
I don't expect all of my picks to be correct, but if for some reason they do, I'LL BE RICH!!!!!
p.s. Well, maybe not RICH, but RICHER.
Now this is coming from an Oiler fan. I am in the sports net pool and Sunday picks are ( with the spread ). Bal, Cin, Chi, KC, Pitt, Ari, Indy, Sea, NYJ, Phi, Dal, Wash, NE.
Added note: Alberta beer prices suck, 12 = $22.00......... 15 min
Added note: Alberta beer prices suck, 12 = $22.00......... 15 min
I wouldn't miss this thread for the world.
First, Joe's picks can certainly make you a lot of $$$$ - providing you know HOW to "use" his picks. I learned the secret years ago and it has consistently been a winner. Keep those picks coming, Joe.
Second, the entertainment value here is great.
First, Joe's picks can certainly make you a lot of $$$$ - providing you know HOW to "use" his picks. I learned the secret years ago and it has consistently been a winner. Keep those picks coming, Joe.
Second, the entertainment value here is great.
One of the problems in making picks is that the margin between covering and not is so thin and could depend on one single call or noncall.
Just watching the Chiefs-Giants game and the refs missed a clipping penalty on Dexter McCluster's 89 yard punt return TD. I am not sure that the guy who got clipped would have tackled McCluster, but the test is not whether the clipped player would have made the TD saving tackle. It is whether he was clipped. The TD should have been called back. Because of the noncall, Chiefs up 10 instead of 3.
Just watching the Chiefs-Giants game and the refs missed a clipping penalty on Dexter McCluster's 89 yard punt return TD. I am not sure that the guy who got clipped would have tackled McCluster, but the test is not whether the clipped player would have made the TD saving tackle. It is whether he was clipped. The TD should have been called back. Because of the noncall, Chiefs up 10 instead of 3.
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BOYZ,
My picks before they were deleted, not by me, were:
1. Cincinnati -3 over Cleveland.
2. Kansas City -4 over NYG.
3. Denver -11 over Philadelphia.
4. New England +2.5 over Atlanta.
http://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/odds/las-vegas/?s=891
The lines changed slightly since I first posted.
BTW: it looks like a missed penalty call is the least of the Giants problems.
Cheers,
Merlot
My picks before they were deleted, not by me, were:
1. Cincinnati -3 over Cleveland.
2. Kansas City -4 over NYG.
3. Denver -11 over Philadelphia.
4. New England +2.5 over Atlanta.
http://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/odds/las-vegas/?s=891
The lines changed slightly since I first posted.
BTW: it looks like a missed penalty call is the least of the Giants problems.
Cheers,
Merlot
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