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Doc Holliday

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Red Wings have the best GM and scouting team in the NHL.BY FAR!

They USED to. Now they suck like half of the other teams in the league. They're still not as bad as the Habs, though, who's scouting team is among the worse in hockey. Oh yeah, they also have one of the worse GM's in team history. As worse as Peanut was! :D
 

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The Monster has been very good & would possibly be up for rookie-of-the-year if he had been able to play more. Mtl would trade Price for him anytime (and maybe even Halak) and the same goes with your other team, the Red Wings, who can't shut up Osgoode right now.

Was it a blow to the head that caused your state of delusion or something else? Gustavsson over any of the rookies listed below? Only in the delusional mind of a Leafs fan!

Goal: Howard, Rask, Varlamov (Gustavsson is only marginally better than Deslauriers, btw)

Forward: Taveres, Duchene, Bergfors

D-man: Myers, van Riemsdyk

Gustavsson's numbers are hardly rookie-of-the-year quality: (9-11-8, 2.94, .902)
 

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Is justice served or should he be arrested?

http://tsn.ca/chl/story/?id=307618


The verdict is in.

Rouyn-Noranda Huskies forward Patrice Cormier was suspended for the balance of the season and the playoffs by the QMJHL on Monday.

Cormier, 19, created a firestorm of media attention last week when he elbowed Mikael Tam of the Quebec Remparts in the head, sending Tam into convulsions on the ice and causing him to be taken to hospital with brain trauma and broken teeth.

Chief disciplinarian Raymond Bolduc called the hit "dangerous and unacceptable" after laying out the punishment on Monday.

The incident occurred in overtime of a game on January 17. Cormier took to the ice to start his shift, cut through the centre ice area and threw his right elbow up into Tam's face. Tam then collapsed, his body shaking until he was taken off the ice on a stretcher by medical staff and players.

Cormier, who was playing in just his third game with the Huskies, was suspended indefinitely by the league pending further investigation.

The hit generated a massive amount of discussion in Canada, drawing the ire of head shot critics from the hockey world. The day after the incident, TSN Hockey Insider Bob McKenzie took to his Twitter account, writing, "This Cormier elbow is sickening on so many levels. I have never been so discouraged about the game of hockey as now."

The league announced last Wednesday that it would be unveiling "disciplinary measures" the following Monday for Cormier, who was serving as the captain of Canada's world junior team no more than a few weeks ago.

This suspension also comes just four days after the OHL suspended Windsor Spitfires forward Zack Kassian for 20 games for delivering a charge against a vulnerable player who did not have the puck. That hit was on the Barrie Colts' Matt Kennedy back on January 14th.

Bolduc had spent recent days looking over testimony from players, officials and team representatives who witnessed the incident.

He added on Monday that Cormier would not allowed to play in any leagues under Hockey Canada's jurisdiction, but that he had five days to appeal the suspension if he wished to do so.

Cormier is not allowed to play for the Devils or their AHL affiliate until his QMJHL team is eliminated from the playoffs.

Devils GM Lou Lamoriello said the organization would respect the QMJHL's ruling.

"We will honour the league's suspension, have not considered, and will not explore other avenues for his return this season," Lamoriello said in a team release. "We are pleased to hear Mikael Tam is doing well. Our thoughts are with him for a full recovery."

Lamoriello said the Devils organization does not condone Cormier's actions but also defended the player they picked 54th overall back in 2008.

"This unfortunate incident does not reflect the character of the Patrice Cormier we know," added Lamoriello. "We trust that Patrice will have learned a valuable lesson that will serve him well when he returns to hockey as a valued player in our organization."

Meanwhile, Tam is now out of hospital but is waiting to hear whether he'll be able to resume his hockey career in the near future, if at all
 

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if its such nonsense, and your not hiding who you really like, then you would not respond to it..... the easiest thing to do is be a red wings fan... nice try, but you cant get rich by selling what people wont buy ;)

Let's examine the logic of your response: Your first point makes absolutely no sense. Your second point ("the easiest thing to do is be a red wings fan") makes a lot of sense - bravo! Just one question, then: why aren't you and your very close friend Wings fans? Your third point is actually good business advice, but has nothing to do with my being a Wings fan. I wouldn't try to sell you or your very close friend anything - no offense, but you two aren't the type of customers I want in my store.
 

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Red Wings have the best GM and scouting team in the NHL.BY FAR!

...not some overrated goon-hockey advocate and coah who puts Orr,Mayers and Rosehill on the same line at the end of a 6-2 game and cheap shots a non-fighter all star defenceman,Green.:mad:

Very well said Cosmo. Unfortunately your excellent analysis will either be ignored by a certain two individuals or else they will attempt to argue against it by using irrelevant statements or schoolyard insults.
 

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as usual, some peoples ignorance is NOT bliss :)...... i swear things just fly over your head, keep up the good work!...


Let's examine the logic of your response: Your first point makes absolutely no sense. Your second point ("the easiest thing to do is be a red wings fan") makes a lot of sense - bravo! Just one question, then: why aren't you and your very close friend Wings fans? Your third point is actually good business advice, but has nothing to do with my being a Wings fan. I wouldn't try to sell you or your very close friend anything - no offense, but you two aren't the type of customers I want in my store.
 

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They USED to. Now they suck like half of the other teams in the league. They're still not as bad as the Habs, though, who's scouting team is among the worse in hockey. Oh yeah, they also have one of the worse GM's in team history. As worse as Peanut was! :D

So "half of the other teams in the league" suck, right? Well, half equals 50%. However last time I checked, 27 of the 30 teams were ahead of the leafs. And you know what Doc? 27 out of 30 equals 90%. So if 50% of the league sucks, but 90% of the league is better than the leafs, then I'm afraid that means that your beloved leafs are pretty damned bad.
 

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i understand your frustrations cairo, you only want your own kind in your store, bandwagoneers,and not truly PASSIONATE and REAL fans. i guess some people just stick to their own kind, oh well, whatever floats your boat i suppose
- no offense, but you two aren't the type of customers I want in my store.
 

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as usual, some peoples ignorance is NOT bliss :)...... i swear things just fly over your head, keep up the good work!...

As usual, you have posted something with no evidence of actual thought. It's pretty much like your defence of the leafs: when people give facts and stats indicating how woeful your team is, you are inacapable of producing evidence to counter their arguments (for which I can't blame you - after all, there IS no such evidence!) so you resort to insults and made-up statements.
 

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i understand your frustrations cairo, you only want your own kind in your store, bandwagoneers,and not truly PASSIONATE and REAL fans. i guess some people just stick to their own kind, oh well, whatever floats your boat i suppose

It's not necessary to avoid all logic and facts to be a real fan. A real fan can admit that his team is not always perfect (and lord knows the leafs are not perfect!). I will grant you one thing however: you and Doc definitely seem to be passionate.
 

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I gave up. No one bothered respecting my rules, so i simply threw my hands up in the air & decided to join the mob.

This is an amusing rationale. It deserves to be enshrined with many of your other famous statements, so I'll quote it just in case it happens to get deleted.
 

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The Monster has been very good & would possibly be up for rookie-of-the-year if he had been able to play more. Mtl would trade Price for him anytime (and maybe even Halak) and the same goes with your other team, the Red Wings, who can't shut up Osgoode right now.

I'm a Wings fan but I have never been an Osgood fan. Fortunately the Wings have usually been so good for the last decade and a half that they have been able to win consistently even when they had less than stellar goaltending. And in fairness to Osgood he has played well on many occasions over the years - it's just that consistency has been his problem and now he is on the downside of his career. I would be shocked if the Wings ever showed any interest in the Monster - they are rebuilding but you DON'T rebuild by getting a fragile subpar goalie lacking in NHL experience and accustomed to playing for a losing team.
 

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So, your saying your ignorance is blissful? make up your mind cairo, you can not have your cake and eat it to, geesh! lol...

Where did i say the leafs were gonna win this year like you seem to suggest? i said all along there on a 2-3 year course , (this is where you and your "very close butt-T" are gonna childishly look for past posts at something said on draft day or offseason as a way to make a 2 non-credible fans, credible, sorry, doesnt fly with real fans, we see thru the facade everytime, knock yourself out, but by going back over and over doing so, shows your insecurity and stressed out persona, and just because i am not like you and MOST habs fans and jump off the wagon when they suck , actually makes a TRUE fan more credible than anyone... Leafs lose, im here, Leafs win, im here, thats a REAL FAN, not whatever you call yourself. ;)



If you want insults and made up statements, just wait till the next post in the habs suck thread , i think you should get a good nights sleep before you read it tho ;)




As usual, you have posted something with no evidence of actual thought. It's pretty much like your defence of the leafs: when people give facts and stats indicating how woeful your team is, you are inacapable of producing evidence to counter their arguments (for which I can't blame you - after all, there IS no such evidence!) so you resort to insults and made-up statements.
 

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Calm down lg, you're liable to have a stroke - then your poor team would only have one fan left in the world. Hey, no hard feelings - thanks for all the laughs.
 

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ROFL!!! let me get this straight, your saying i have said the Leafs are perfect? dude your seriously missing the boat, heck the way you say it , it is a ocean liner now, what are you talking about? i have never pointed out the leafs to be perfect, i love them as my team YES, but not even the sharks, or capitals are perfect at this point let alone the leafs... if by your post you mean cause i always point out the habs short comings, well of course, thats how the love/hate relationship of leafs/Habs goes down and always will, thats the way it is, always has been and will continue til the end of time

It's not necessary to avoid all logic and facts to be a real fan. A real fan can admit that his team is not always perfect (and lord knows the leafs are not perfect!). I will grant you one thing however: you and Doc definitely seem to be passionate.
 

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again, quoting back post all the time = childish... tisk tisk, go to the corner for a timeout cairo (hey if ur gonna act like a child, you get treated like a child) haha...

by the way, for someone who complains about everything a leafs fan says not related to hockey, you sure do as much if not more...... care to get back to hockey now or would you like to continue rambling about nothing?

how about this, you wont like it cause it shows a team who is losing and not the Leafs http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=307699




Ty Conklin is the latest NHL goaltender to take advantage of the Calgary Flames' sputtering offence.

Conklin made 34 saves for his third shutout of the season as the St. Louis Blues beat the struggling Flames 2-0 Monday.

"He did a phenomenal job for us," said Blues coach Davis Payne. "You win hockey games on the road, you win close games, you win in situations like that when your goaltender performs like that."

Conklin deflected the praise back to his teammates.

"We're not a team that can get by with half the guys playing and half the guys watching," Conklin said. "Guys scored timely goals, guys sacrificing in front of the net blocking shots killing penalties, Cam Janssen fighting twice, sticking up for the guys on the team. We had big efforts throughout our line-up."

Patrik Berglund and David Perron scored for St. Louis (23-21-8). The Blues moved to within four points of the Flames and the Detroit Red Wings, who are tied for the eighth and final playoff spot in the Western Conference.

Five of Conklin's stops came against Jarome Iginla, the Flames' captain and leading scorer. Iginla has gone 11 games without a goal, with just two assists during that stretch.

Iginla had a chance to end his scoring drought when the puck came to him at the side of the net during an early power play, but it got caught up in his skates. He then fell to the ice, swiping the puck through the crease as he fell.

"We're obviously in a little bit of a scoring drought. On a different day those chances go and we get a few," said Iginla.

Trailing 1-0, Iginla had another great chance in the second period as the Flames broke in three on one. Iginla snapped a shot from the top of the faceoff circle that Conklin got a pad on. With the rebound lying dangerously in the crease, Curtis Glencross had his stick lifted from behind by the hard backchecking T.J. Oshie.

"That game probably goes 1-1 sooner than we would like," said Payne. "But Osh makes a great play coming back there. We had more than just his but his was obviously crucial because it was a tap in if he's not there."

The Flames tried to get their offence going in the third period when they outshot the Blues 7-0 over the first 10 minutes, but they could not solve Conklin.

Rene Bourque had a partial breakaway on a power play, but he was stopped by Conklin. Seconds later, his deflection in front was also turned aside.

Perron then gave the Blues some insurance with his 15th goal at 11:21 of the third. Andy McDonald drew two Flames towards him then threaded a pass through the slot to Perron on the other side, who whipped a shot past Flames goalie Miikka Kiprusoff.

"We weren't playing the way we wanted early in the third and on the bench, we could hear the coaches talk about putting more pressure on them and getting some battles down in the corner and we did that and we ended up scoring a second goal," said Perron.

The Blues started off their three-game road trip through Western Canada the same way they ended their last one -- with a victory. A month ago they beat Vancouver, Edmonton, and Calgary on the same trip for the first time in franchise history.

Calgary (26-20-6) has lost six in a row and is winless in its last seven. The Flames are 0-5-1 in their last six games at the Pengrowth Saddledome.

The sell-out crowd of 19,289 had little to cheer about all night, with Brian McGrattan's rousing first period scrap with Janssen being one of the few highlights.

"First and foremost it's disappointing to lose the game, but I'm not going to stand here and be negative because everyone else in the world (is)," said Flames coach Brent Sutter.

The disenchantment with the home side steadily grew as the game wore on with sporadic booing when the home side exited the ice after the game.

In their last 11 home games, the Flames have just 15 goals. They scored more than two goals just once during the stretch, and that night their third goal was into an empty net.

"We know it's tough on our fans and we know it's tough on Kipper. He's playing great in there and we aren't getting him any goals. You've got to do that to win," Iginla said.

The game was scoreless until St. Louis got a lucky bounce and took a 1-0 lead with 1:18 left in the second period.

Berglund's shot was going wide but it deflected in off Cory Sarich as he jostled in front with Brad Boyes.

Calgary's struggling power play finished 0-for-2 and is 2-for-32 over the last 11 games.




This is an amusing rationale. It deserves to be enshrined with many of your other famous statements, so I'll quote it just in case it happens to get deleted.
 
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lgna69xxx

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stroke? can you get a stroke from uncontrollable laughter via your posts? now, what might give me a stroke is if Gainey can find a way for someone to take Gomez's contract off his hands, sign his free agents that are actually worth signing, get Price to stop partying so much and get serious about his team, stop the Canadiens from wearing those horrid striped jailhouse looking nostolgic uniforms again, get a real mascot instead of the expos cast away, and find a way to get the habs into the playoffs the next 2-3 years AFTER and IF they get in this season, then i might have a stroke:D:D:D:D

Calm down lg, you're liable to have a stroke - then your poor team would only have one fan left in the world. Hey, no hard feelings - thanks for all the laughs.
 
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