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Sad, but true story.

Three hockey fans were driving along when they spied a body in the underbrush. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased young woman.

Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Toronto Maple Leaf's hat over one breast. The second guy, a Boston Bruin fan, placed his hat over the other breast. The Montreal Canadien fan then placed his hat over the woman's very private part.

Soon the police arrived. The coroner started checking over the body. He picked up the Maple Leaf's hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the Bruin's hat and returned it. Then he picked up the Hab's fan's hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time.

By this time, the Hab's fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something?" The coroner responded with a wry smile, "Boy, I can't figure it out. Usually when I come across one of these Hab's hats, there's an asshole under it."
 

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#1 Tampa Bay has no defence.

#2 The players (especially the veterans) have started to tune out to Boucher's dictatorial ways...

#3 Good teams have learned to neutralize Stamkos & St-Louis...

#4 A 41-year old starting goalie will only get you so far...

Guy Boucher's now also coaching men & after spending a good part of his coaching lifetime coaching mostly boys, he's yet to find a way to make the adjustment when things are not going his way...
I agree with everything except #3... I think Stamkos + St-Louis's effectiveness are a symptom of the TB system breaking down slowly. However, I do believe the Bolts can turn things around once they get the D to be a little more conservative. the 4-5 man attach is creating too many turnovers.

As for Boucher coaching boys in the past and now handling men... Hartsburg suffered thru that with 3 teams.
 

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..."Boy, I can't figure it out. Usually when I come across one of these Hab's hats, there's an asshole under it."
Sick pup! That's all I can say. Somehow I'm think the origins of the joke are from baseball and involved the Bosox, Yanks + Cubs.
 

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Considering you're kinda of humour I have to say that I am tempted to click this link and yet.... I won't :) :) :)

You'll have to be more "subtil" like faking to put a link on one of your dear Leaf player... :)

Have fun !

After 146 minutes of play, the habs still haven't scored a goal! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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their confidence is shot! watch 5 minutes and you will see what i mean. Dammit! if they keep playing like this, J Martin will be fired after the season.
After 146 minutes of play, the habs still haven't scored a goal! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Meanwhile in Montreal, after 166 minutes of play, the habs still haven't scored a goal! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give poor Carey Price a raise!!!!!!!!!

How about that Scotty Gomez, eh! LOL!!!!!!!!

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The $8 Million Dollar Man
 

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The habs haven't scored a goal in 186 minutes!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

The first time the habs have been shutout in 3 games since the 1940's!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Capitals beat the habs 2-0!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about that Scotty Gomez!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

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The $8 Million Dollar Man
 

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The $8 million dollar man could use a $8 shaver, EH? and if he still has a few loonies left over, why not buy a "How to play Centre in the NHL for DUMMIES" book as well? Although, "it aint A gonna help"! :)






How about that Scotty Gomez!!!

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ummmmmmmmmmmm, Ya think there Mikey? bwhahahahaahahah! what he should of said, and i quote "we are playing like we suck, but then again, we do, were old and getting older and i just wish Brian Burke would of took me 2 yrs ago when i came to Toronto July 1 with my agent and begged Brian to hire me, oh well, at least i have St Catherines Street and a amazing Adult Entertainment city to enjoy., but dont tell my wife!"

Newsflash , "Cammy-Larry"............. Toronto does not need nor want you anymore, had you not demanded so much money, you would of been with a fast young up and coming Leafs team, but greed put you where you are today, enjoy!



The Washington Capitals beat the Canadiens 2-0 Saturday night and Michael Cammalleri put the Canadiens’ scoring woes in simple terms when he said: “I don’t think we’re playing very good.”
 

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their confidence is shot! watch 5 minutes and you will see what i mean. Dammit! if they keep playing like this, J Martin will be fired after the season.

If playing like crap gets Martin fired, I hope they keep playing like this!

What pisses me off is that the players just look whipped. No anger after the loss, no frustration, just resignation. After the Habs game was over, they showed the last few minutes of the Leafs latest loss. No mater what I think of the Leafs in general, when Detroit scored the empty net goal, the Leafs players were pissed off. They showed some emotion. They didn't like losing and they expressed it. The Habs on the other hand, seem to have picked up the personality of their coach, in other words, no reaction, no emotion and that's a really bad sign. We need a coach with some fire and Jacques Martin sure as hell ain't the one.
 

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You'll see the Habs will turn around and win the cup, then they'll become the best team for the next 2-3 years with a genius coach and win the cup 2 years in a row...

And everybody luvs me for being smart !

!!@$%## I just woke-up from a nightmare that I was a Leafs' fan !
 

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Newsflash , "Cammy-Larry"............. Toronto does not need nor want you anymore, had you not demanded so much money, you would of been with a fast young up and coming Leafs team, but greed put you where you are today, enjoy!

Well said! This is possibly your most brilliant post ever! CammyLarry is now playing like he's always played except for last year: awful.

The Calgary Flames gave up on him after only one season!

He's small, injury-prone, fragile, tempermental & way overpaid. The habs will pay him $6 million next season, and $7 million the following season. Atrocious!

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If playing like crap gets Martin fired, I hope they keep playing like this!

What pisses me off is that the players just look whipped. No anger after the loss, no frustration, just resignation. After the Habs game was over, they showed the last few minutes of the Leafs latest loss. No mater what I think of the Leafs in general, when Detroit scored the empty net goal, the Leafs players were pissed off. They showed some emotion. They didn't like losing and they expressed it. The Habs on the other hand, seem to have picked up the personality of their coach, in other words, no reaction, no emotion and that's a really bad sign. We need a coach with some fire and Jacques Martin sure as hell ain't the one.

Guess who just jumped off the bandwagon? :D

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(I totally agree with you, Techman)
 
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