The Official MERB 2010-2011 NHL Free For All Thread

[Doc Holliday]

You'll see the Habs will turn around and win the cup, then they'll become the best team for the next 2-3 years with a genius coach and win the cup 2 years in a row...

And everybody luvs me for being smart !

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great one!

Mod, please move this post to the jokes thread.

 

[JH Fan]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great one!

Mod, please move this post to the jokes thread.

Bwahawa yeah ! what's the matter ? t'as pas catché ?
That WAS THE JOKE :
!!@$%## I just woke-up from a nightmare that I was a Leafs' fan !

Have fun playing with this if you want to learn how to do a joke :
http://www.pageplugins.com/generators/fordummies/

 

[lgna69xxx]

Well look at that, they cant play hockey so they formed a Band on a Wagon, brilliant! We have Captain Brian Gionta in front leading the way like he does not do on the ice, then there is Mikey Cammy-Larry, only instead of beating his chest, he traded in for a drum, on to PK Subban, being a blowhard as usual, and lastly we have Scotty Gomez doing the pounding for once instead of getting pounded on by the opposition, media and fans.

Ah yes, if they dont make the playoffs or get booted after 4 games in, at least they can practice for the Parade down Yonge Street in Toronto in 2 years....

OLE'..........

the bandwagon

 

[Doc Holliday]

Well look at that, they cant play hockey so they formed a Band on a Wagon, brilliant! We have Captain Brian Gionta in front leading the way like he does not do on the ice, then there is Mikey Cammy-Larry, only instead of beating his chest, he traded in for a drum, on to PK Subban, being a blowhard as usual, and lastly we have Scotty Gomez doing the pounding for once instead of getting pounded on by the opposition, media and fans.

LOL!!!!!!!!! Absolutely hysterically brilliant!

By the way, i just checked the NHL standings & the habs are 2 points from 8th place!!! What happened to the once mighty habs? The playoffs are no longer a lock!

 

[lgna69xxx]

Yea, it is very possible that Carolina has a shot to get in if the habs dont make it, the Leafs still have a faint shot but need help from everyone involved. If only there were 15 games left, but the immediate and long term future looks amazingly bright for the Leafs, not so much the habs. Wouldnt it be nice if the last game of the season, the Leafs can determine the habs fate, and bounce them from the playoffs?

LOL!!!!!!!!! Absolutely hysterically brilliant!

By the way, i just checked the NHL standings & the habs are 2 points from 8th place!!! What happened to the once mighty habs? The playoffs are no longer a lock!

 

[Doc Holliday]

Wouldnt it be nice if the last game of the season, the Leafs can determine the habs fate, and bounce them from the playoffs?

It would be nice indeed! I wouldn't mind seeing this happen live! LOL!!!!

(however, the playoffs will be boring if the habs don't get in)

 

[Techman]

...Ah yes, if they dont make the playoffs or get booted after 4 games in, at least they can practice for the Parade down Yonge Street in Toronto in 2 years....

OLE'..........

Will that be the parade they'll have IF the Leafs make the playoffs? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

 

[JH Fan]

Hi Boys,

The decision by "The League" was understandable to build a market" in the early stages, but it created an imbalance that diluted the value of winning the Cup by giving the Canadiens an imbedded development advantage others teams could not have by rule. The fact that this continued for about 50 years is disgraceful. It must have become unnecessary much sooner than that, and it's continuance was an insult to fair balanced competitive sport.

Hey Merlot ! we don't care how much you want to try and justify anything the result is the same. In order for the Bruins to beat the Habs you would have to win 19 fucking Stanley Cup !

That means 2030 if they would win back to back all 19 of them.

But since it ain't gonna happen you can be sure that you'll never see the day when the Bruins will beat the Habs' record.

So you can try and try to justify whatever you want... the fact remains that you'll never this in your lifetime !

Oh and by the way... I bet you $$$$$$1 Billion fre*kin money that you ain't gonna see the Leafs do it also.

Wanna bet ?

CHEERS

 

[lgna69xxx]

Now, if the habs had a guy like this, you might be going in the right direction instead of "slip sliding away"

Seems Bo played for the habs once.... HAHA!




[video=youtube;ekL3Nm4VD0M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekL3Nm4VD0M[/video]

 

[lgna69xxx]

ummm, nuff' said

 

[JH Fan]

Wow Thanks ! I've been looking for a pic of Don Cherry with a Habs jersey all over.
I knew the Prick hides it under his clown suit !

Now I've got multiple Dick heads on the same pic !

Now lets hear it from the clunny !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjxbxTFlIO8&feature=related
Gotta luv his comment on it ...

"We make fun of them but you know they're not really funny...." DUH !!!!
Guys can get seriously hurts... DUH DUH and DUH !!!!

Like the smurfs in TO say... Nuff' said !

 

[lgna69xxx]

"Don Cherry doesnt wanna hear from stupid habs fans"

[video=youtube;twWRTSRd59E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twWRTSRd59E[/video]

 

[lgna69xxx]

Sorry jhfan,

i should of named the 3 lil guys but i thought it was very obvious, anyways JUST for you homie, you have Capt'n gionta in the middle leading the CHARGE, with mikey cammy-larry on his left and the EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR 7 GOAL MAN IN SCOTTY GOMEZ , to his right.

There... i wonder who will sing the Lollipop Guild out of the 3???? hmmmm, my bet is on gionta, but lets see





[video=youtube;k_CAs3q7G48]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_CAs3q7G48[/video]



WOW!
HOLY S**T! It was all three! (but really, i think the $8 million dollar man, SCOTTY GOMEZ, had the best voice!).......

 

[JH Fan]

Don Cherry little baby doesn't wanna hear....

Hearing Don Cherry on the radio ? 2 cents

Getting him pissed since May 10th 1979 ? Priceless !

 

[lgna69xxx]

Totally agree! but really jhfan???? the internet in 1979? hahaha! good one!!!!!!!!

PS, was that carey PRICELESS? or just priceless? just asking

Hearing Don Cherry kicking habs fans asses all over the TV, Radio and internet since May 10th 1979 ? Priceless !

 

[JH Fan]

...but really, i think the $8 million dollar man, SCOTTY GOMEZ, had the best voice!).......

Nah Nah ! If you want to hear a real nice voice you have to listen to a DION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDc2mnS48ng

Now if this is not a beauty ?
BURP !!!! I'm fu*kin drunk just listenin' to this !

Hics ! the PIANNNOOO MAN !!!!??? like wasted ....MERRY FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS!!!
GO VLEAFss GO ! burp ! scuzer

Now this is class !!!

 

[JH Fan]

[/B] the internet in 1979? hahaha! good one!!!!!!!!

The Internet ???? you must be drunk as much as DION
Drumroll ! while Igna69xxx is googling the f*ck happened on may 10th 1979....

So give us a song your the piano man Burp !
HABS got Don Cherry pissed on that day !
Nah nah, nah, nah, nah...

 

[Octavian]

This one never gets old :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o5YkiRuTC4

 

[Doc Holliday]

i should of named the 3 lil guys but i thought it was very obvious, anyways JUST for you homie, you have Capt'n gionta in the middle leading the CHARGE, with mikey cammy-larry on his left and the EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR 7 GOAL MAN IN SCOTTY GOMEZ , to his right.

I need to correct you, Iggy. That isn't Scotty Gomez (The $8 million dollar 7 goal scorer) on the right, it's none other than fellow 5'7 David Desharnais. Listed at 5'11, Scotty Gomez is a giant compared to those three!

 

[lgna69xxx]

Very, VERY true, 'but' ...... david d makes what? A dollar a minute on the ice compared to "scotty the 8 MILLION DOLLAR FOR 7 GOALS habs/has been MAN?" Poor David D doesnt deserve to be lumped in with the Wizard of Oz Boys, bwhahahahaahahaa

I need to correct you, Iggy. That isn't Scotty Gomez (The $8 million dollar 7 goal scorer) on the right, it's none other than fellow 5'7 David Desharnais. Listed at 5'11, Scotty Gomez is a giant compared to those three!